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Shoshána Abigail 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

Sometimes I'll come home late and my cat will just be sitting there with an expression that says, "young lady, where have you been?"

#CatsOfMastodon #Cats #Caturday

screw_dog

@LilahTovMoon "we need to talk about your recent behaviour..."

RiaResists

@LilahTovMoon has she had problems w her left eye?
She’s adorable but I notice her eye looks like my cat’s eye that has an ulcer. She’s much better now but her eye is still clouded over.

Shoshána Abigail 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

People call way too many buildings brutalist.

Many buildings are built in the style of brutalism, but only one can be the brutalist.

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Scavello

@LilahTovMoon thats pretty brutalist, can I offer a retort of the KFC in manila

Continuously passing with style 💅🏻

@LilahTovMoon Now I miss seeing the former Armstrong Rubber Company building in New Haven, Connecticut, which is apparently a hotel. ;_;

Alex Ross

@LilahTovMoon I'm sorry for the following terrible joke.

Shoshána Abigail 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

Cybertruck putting out 120V through its body and wheels while charging 🤦🏻‍♀️

What an insanely poorly made vehicle

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PixelEcho

@LilahTovMoon that’s terrifying. Imagine brushing up against someone’s car to find it it’s live.

Troed Sångberg

@LilahTovMoon It's a feature to more easily be able to put a better coating on through DIY electrolysis at home.

Shoshána Abigail 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

Americans will do anything to avoid learning the metric system

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Nicola 🏳️‍⚧️ 🌱

@LilahTovMoon Americans will do anythings to avoid learning what does not concern them...

Gareth Morrell

@LilahTovMoon This works out at 17 inches per corgi. Those are very tall corgis 🤣

Shoshána Abigail 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

This is your presidential candidate. What policies is she proposing?

• Universal Basic Tuna
• Task force to finally catch that red dot
• Catnip decriminalization
• Box distribution program to make sure all cats have boxes
• Elimination of closed doors

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Deka Black

@LilahTovMoon I would vote for him... but...what is her intentions toward foreign species ? particularly hamsters and dog breeds like the labrador?

Shoshána Abigail 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

What's your best cat hack?

My cat used to wake me up at 5:30am and not let me get back to sleep. I bought a bird feeder and now he gets up in the morning and goes to the living room to watch the birds.

Though part of me feels like a parent parking their kid in front of the television 😆

#CatsOfMastodon #Cats

Shoshána Abigail 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

I want to create an outdoor garden for my cat. Should I just order seeds for cat grass, catnip, and catmint? Should I do something else?

#Cats #CatsOfMastodon

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Lord Caramac the Clueless, KSC

@LilahTovMoon The main reason why I haven't switched back to FF from Chrome is that my large number of tabs is really awkward to use without Tab Groups, a feature that hasn't yet been implemented in FF.

alexadeswift

@LilahTovMoon I have long since outfoxed Google's Do Evil plan!

Shoshána Abigail 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

My cat: Toys? I'm too mature to play with toys.

Also my cat: Omg, the shrink-band plastic you took off a bottle cap? This is the best thing ever! I will carry it around the house and play with it for days!

#Cats

Shoshána Abigail 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

Taylor Swift: I know what my personal life is and it involves a lot of TV and cats and girlfriends.

Me: Same!

#TaylorSwift #Cats

Shoshána Abigail 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

Reddit has great communities like /r/TightPussy and /r/GirlsWithHugePussies.

They have the content lesbians really want.

#Cats

Shoshána Abigail 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

Unpopular opinion: we should have a monarchy…

…but the monarch should be a cat. That way we can have cats on our money!

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toni ✨🧠

@LilahTovMoon Why not. It’s not like they’d do a worse job.

Dawn Tåke 🌙:sparkletrans:

@LilahTovMoon
My friends in Norway say they like their king because it deemphasizes the head of the elected government's position. It doesn't attract the same types it does in the US or France.

I do see their point.

Shoshána Abigail 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

I picked up this cake that said "Congrats on Submitting" and the person at the bakery said "make sure you always support the bottom."

This was a cake congratulating someone on submitting a paper to a journal.

Shoshána Abigail 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

Why you need a king-size bed: so when the cat takes the center of the bed, you still have enough room on the sides

#Caturday

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