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Shoshána Abigail 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

My cat really doesn't understand the concepts of weekends and sleeping in.

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Morten Grøftehauge

@LilahTovMoon Have you tried turning down the temperature at night so they have to snuggle with you if they want to live / not be mildly chilly?

Parker Morse

@LilahTovMoon on of my late father-in-law’s great lines was, “There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.”

Shoshána Abigail 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

Sometimes I'll come home late and my cat will just be sitting there with an expression that says, "young lady, where have you been?"

#CatsOfMastodon #Cats #Caturday

A grey tabby cat sitting on an ottoman in front of a sofa in loaf-like form
screw_dog

@LilahTovMoon "we need to talk about your recent behaviour..."

RiaResists

@LilahTovMoon has she had problems w her left eye?
She’s adorable but I notice her eye looks like my cat’s eye that has an ulcer. She’s much better now but her eye is still clouded over.

Shoshána Abigail 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

People call way too many buildings brutalist.

Many buildings are built in the style of brutalism, but only one can be the brutalist.

Boston City Hall, a brutalist building
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Scavello

@LilahTovMoon thats pretty brutalist, can I offer a retort of the KFC in manila

A KFC in manila with alternating directional hard angles at 45 degress with each with a statk red and grey concrete paint scheme, it is located next to a ford dealership
Continuously passing with style 💅🏻

@LilahTovMoon Now I miss seeing the former Armstrong Rubber Company building in New Haven, Connecticut, which is apparently a hotel. ;_;

Wide shot of said building, architected in a brutalist style, with each face having windows inset into the concrete
Alex Ross

@LilahTovMoon I'm sorry for the following terrible joke.

A screen cap of Nathan Explosion from the cartoon series Metalocalypse. He's a white man with long black hair, with an approving, if fierce expression. He's saying "Brutal."
Shoshána Abigail 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

Cybertruck putting out 120V through its body and wheels while charging 🤦🏻‍♀️

What an insanely poorly made vehicle

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PixelEcho

@LilahTovMoon that’s terrifying. Imagine brushing up against someone’s car to find it it’s live.

Troed Sångberg

@LilahTovMoon It's a feature to more easily be able to put a better coating on through DIY electrolysis at home.

Shoshána Abigail 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

Americans will do anything to avoid learning the metric system

Graphic showing Simone Biles jumping, noting that it's a total jump height of 12 feet which is a clearance of 8.4 corgis. It has 8.4 corgis stacked next to her jumping.
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@LilahTovMoon Americans will do anythings to avoid learning what does not concern them...

Gareth Morrell

@LilahTovMoon This works out at 17 inches per corgi. Those are very tall corgis 🤣

Shoshána Abigail 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

This is your presidential candidate. What policies is she proposing?

• Universal Basic Tuna
• Task force to finally catch that red dot
• Catnip decriminalization
• Box distribution program to make sure all cats have boxes
• Elimination of closed doors

A cat sanding behind a podium that says "Seal of the President of the United Cats" flanked by two flags that look like American flags, but with cat heads instead of stars. She's a tabby cat with some white under her chin and torso and looking up.
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Deka Black

@LilahTovMoon I would vote for him... but...what is her intentions toward foreign species ? particularly hamsters and dog breeds like the labrador?

Shoshána Abigail 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

What's your best cat hack?

My cat used to wake me up at 5:30am and not let me get back to sleep. I bought a bird feeder and now he gets up in the morning and goes to the living room to watch the birds.

Though part of me feels like a parent parking their kid in front of the television 😆

#CatsOfMastodon #Cats

Cameron (the cat I'm fostering) sitting on a sofa in my living room looking up and out the window at the birds who have come to the bird feeder attached to the window. The birds also congregate in the tree throughout the day and fly to and from the tree, providing lots of entertainment. There are two birds sitting on the feeder's feeding stands, one bird sitting on top of the bird feeder, and a third bird hovering next to the bird feeder (coming in for a landing). The window is filled by the leaves of the tree outside the window.
Shoshána Abigail 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

I want to create an outdoor garden for my cat. Should I just order seeds for cat grass, catnip, and catmint? Should I do something else?

#Cats #CatsOfMastodon

An orange tabby cat sleeping in a catmint plant

By T - too much cat mintUploaded by snowmanradio, CC BY 2.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=16016053
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Lord Caramac the Clueless, KSC

@LilahTovMoon The main reason why I haven't switched back to FF from Chrome is that my large number of tabs is really awkward to use without Tab Groups, a feature that hasn't yet been implemented in FF.

alexadeswift

@LilahTovMoon I have long since outfoxed Google's Do Evil plan!

Shoshána Abigail 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

My cat: Toys? I'm too mature to play with toys.

Also my cat: Omg, the shrink-band plastic you took off a bottle cap? This is the best thing ever! I will carry it around the house and play with it for days!

#Cats

bottle cap with clear shrink-band plastic covering it
Shoshána Abigail 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

Taylor Swift: I know what my personal life is and it involves a lot of TV and cats and girlfriends.

Me: Same!

#TaylorSwift #Cats

Photo of Taylor Swift singing on stage wearing a glitter bodysuit and skin-toned fishnet tights with the caption, "I know what my personal life is and it involves a lot of TV and cats and girlfriends"
Shoshána Abigail 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

Reddit has great communities like /r/TightPussy and /r/GirlsWithHugePussies.

They have the content lesbians really want.

#Cats

Image of a cat squeezed between the sofa cushions from /r/TightPussy
Image of a girl holding a huge cat from /r/GirlsWithHugePussies
Shoshána Abigail 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

Unpopular opinion: we should have a monarchy…

…but the monarch should be a cat. That way we can have cats on our money!

Manx coins with cats on them
Manx coin with a cat on it
Manx coin with two cats on it
Manx coin with a cat on it
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toni ✨🧠

@LilahTovMoon Why not. It’s not like they’d do a worse job.

Dawn Tåke 🌙:sparkletrans:

@LilahTovMoon
My friends in Norway say they like their king because it deemphasizes the head of the elected government's position. It doesn't attract the same types it does in the US or France.

I do see their point.

Shoshána Abigail 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

I picked up this cake that said "Congrats on Submitting" and the person at the bakery said "make sure you always support the bottom."

This was a cake congratulating someone on submitting a paper to a journal.

A cake that says "Congrats on Submitting" with chocolate frosting and flowers
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