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Shoshána Abigail 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

This is your presidential candidate. What policies is she proposing?

• Universal Basic Tuna
• Task force to finally catch that red dot
• Catnip decriminalization
• Box distribution program to make sure all cats have boxes
• Elimination of closed doors

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Nicola 🏳️‍⚧️ 🌱

@LilahTovMoon she got my vote, a cat may be able to achieve more than any of those politicians out there.

Scott Kellum :typetura:

@LilahTovMoon Let the cats who are outside in, and the cats who are inside out.

mxk

@LilahTovMoon sounds preferable to the currently running candidates

Jamie Blumberg

@LilahTovMoon Don't forget:
• Kibbles on demand
• A zero day work week
• Access to free and public scratching couches
• Socialized cheek scritches
• Securing our borders (against other cats)
• More birds

Shoshána Abigail 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

@jamie_blumberg I bought a bird feeder for my cat and he absolutely loves watching the birds 😻

Artemis

@LilahTovMoon
My Kiwi wants to know if she has a running mate yet, because that is a platform she wholeheartedly approves of. Closed doors should be a crime (she says).

The Witch of Crow Briar

@artemis @LilahTovMoon Kiwi even has a secure undisclosed location already!

eanopolsky

@artemis @LilahTovMoon The best thing about cat platforms is they can sit on them.

dglidden

@LilahTovMoon If they add 19-hour nap days, I'm all-in.

Ψ*Ψ

@LilahTovMoon finally, a candidate we can all get behind

Also might usher in an era of world peace because who could attack that cute little kitty face?

syn

@LilahTovMoon I am not American but I will commit voter fraud to vote for them regardless

Probertd8

@LilahTovMoon I think she needs to strike a peace act between birds and mice.

0x4d6165 :ecoanarchism_heart:

@LilahTovMoon I would knock on doors if she was the nominee

Venatio

@LilahTovMoon finally a candidate we can all give head pets

Jens Finkhäuser

@LilahTovMoon Strengthening of the dog shelter industrial complex.

Roundcat

@LilahTovMoon “We’ll have a chicken in every pot, and a bird on every doorstep!”

Lankeeone

@LilahTovMoon I’m surprised the flags made it through even one picture.

JE-FF

@LilahTovMoon She's the purrsident the world needs!

Faolán Ó Grádaigh

@LilahTovMoon I am placing my vote for this candidate immediately

Jo

@LilahTovMoon

Closed doors have become very contentious policy debate in our house as of a couple days ago. So if she isn't proposing the last one now, she should be.

3kingsJoseph

@LilahTovMoon if President Biden drops out, I’ll vote for her in November.

Nahmia

@LilahTovMoon Would be much better than a certain candidate running for that office.

Zambunny

@LilahTovMoon If I were American she would have my vote. Aaaaand my scritches. All the scritches.

Odradek

@LilahTovMoon how does he get along with the british lordprotector larry?

Camilo

@LilahTovMoon universal basic tuna is actually an incredibly environmentally destructive plan

Donald F Robertson

@LilahTovMoon Elimination of rain, snow, or just elimination of winter.

RazorKing

@LilahTovMoon I believe this was actually a NASA briefing on the alternative plans in case Starliner’s thruster problems and helium leaks prevented the craft from making the return journey to earth. The rescue team has been practicing on the moon. All very exciting.

Brokar

@LilahTovMoon That can be very dangerous to democracy. If you oppose, she comes very close to you with her cuteness and starts purring. Then you're down on your knees and all you can do is pet her and agree to everything. Like mind control. I warned you!

😘

PetterOfCats

@LilahTovMoon the details on the picture are amazing.

Deka Black

@LilahTovMoon I would vote for him... but...what is her intentions toward foreign species ? particularly hamsters and dog breeds like the labrador?

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