@LilahTovMoon All happened before, this has; and happen again it will, all.

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[snort snerk roflmao]

@LilahTovMoon isnt that the Rocinante from The Exopanse though?
Was going to watch Firefly again anyway though. Didnt do that in ages(>15 years)

@LilahTovMoon They’ll have to reconfigure the Health app so that Siri doesn’t think the wearer is suffering a coronary event.

@LilahTovMoon Give "Hey Siri" a different ring...

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Hahaha I saw the headline and went 🤭 and then I saw your caption and then the comments and I'm just glad to be among my sophomoric peers.

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Not just a bicycle ride, this is a chopycle ride.

@LilahTovMoon #lifeskills

@LilahTovMoon I can’t help wondering who she was thinking of while she was doing that! 😂

@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt

Polish: miau, hau, auuu

@LilahTovMoon very proud of whomstever added "kurnau" for a cat in Finnish

@LilahTovMoon Egyptian dogs be like: " "

@LilahTovMoon my partner uses patches as well, and we used to write version numbers on them for a bit :3 Also doodles; they're great!

@LilahTovMoon As an enterprise programmer, I am using dependency injection for my gender. Improved testability and all.

@LilahTovMoon Yup I'm more about dependency injection to alter my firmware, but patches were pretty flexible early on and resource stability was top notch.

@LilahTovMoon I think my favourite one seen in the wild was, "Whatever, just wash your hands, ok?"

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The one on the left is for Lindsey Graham..

@LilahTovMoon I seem to be quite unusual in that I want to go into tech rather than being in it already!

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There was an absolutely lovely toot on here last year that went along these lines:

" :transgender: What country does this flag belong to?
And why are all the women from there so good with computers?"

Sadly I can't remember which account first posted it, so sadly cannot attribute it.

@LilahTovMoon this pun is physically painful but also it’s really good and heck 😅

@LilahTovMoon or even more be partened by them :blobcatgiggle2: :blobcatno:

@LilahTovMoon Each government has a slightly different set of requirements for that. Although across the EU there is some level of standardization.

@LilahTovMoon Make large contributions to their election campaigns.

@LilahTovMoon i hate you.

puns kill a part of my soul.

@LilahTovMoon ha! I thought I was! I had no idea.... :trans_heart:

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"When I was younger, I didn't know any trans people running Linux servers. They were all cis admins."

Actually it seems a bit unlikely that a person would run a Linux server if they would have a different gender than admin.