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fasterthanlime 🌌

“every rust project has a billion dependencies”

oh no they made code composable oh nooooooo should we call someone??

fasterthanlime 🌌

rust has a lot of problems, but let me tell you: “micro libraries” isn’t one

splitting packages per concern is good for build performance, it’s good for review, it’s good for API evolution.

the problems are technical (compiler perf), financial (funding OSS), human etc.

fasterthanlime 🌌

~ AND NOW FOR SOME NEWS ~

I started a podcast with James, I’m stable on antidepressants, I’m giving a P99 CONF about my Rust/io_uring/HTTP work, I’m trying on “they/them” as pronouns, I’m open-sourcing merde_json, rubicon and others, I got a divorce in 2023, I found a new business model.

extry extry read all about it 🗞️:

fasterthanli.me/articles/state

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owlet

@fasterthanlime hello, I'm a programmer newbie learning rust and trying to buildia project in it. While browsing through lobster, someone recommended your blog and I freaking love the content you've put on there.
So good to see you out here in the wild

rosa ⚬.⚬

@fasterthanlime well a friend owes me 10 bucks.
but in all seriousness, congrats on all that!

Alex

@fasterthanlime
Hey Amos! Very exciting news!
Immediately started listening to the podcast via my app of choice and I noticed that the RSS feed only include the little one sentence description of the episode, not the full show notes.
Can you look into that please?
Have a good rest of your week!

fasterthanlime 🌌

I feel this slide from Graydon's 2012 presentation about Rust in my BONES

🦀 Tris

@fasterthanlime "most good ideas discovered in the first 20" my dude is winking at the lisp crowd, and I'm HERE for it 😁

ashdnazg

@fasterthanlime
Every time a developer says "Zero-cost abstractions", there is a computer somewhere that gets a bit slower.

fasterthanlime 🌌

Say you had a bunch of .rar files and you forgot their password. What tool would you use to recover the data, in the year of our lord 2024?

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@fasterthanlime That depends on who exactly the aforementioned lord is.

If it is Mr. J. Christ (Gregorian calendar), then what the others have said.

If it is his father, who denies having a son (Hebrew calendar, 1736 BC), then you could use an abacus.

If it is the same father, but under a different name (Hijri calendar, 2585 AC), then any quantum computer in the household can deal with it.

If our lord is the Japanese emperor (Reiwa eras, exact date unknown, but the emperor must be 2024 years old, so probably around 40K AC), you can ask Adeptus Mechanicus, and pray to the Machine God there's no heresy found in those files.

Or in any of those cases, you can ask the lord directly, most of them tend to be all-knowing, so for sure they know the password.

@fasterthanlime That depends on who exactly the aforementioned lord is.

If it is Mr. J. Christ (Gregorian calendar), then what the others have said.

If it is his father, who denies having a son (Hebrew calendar, 1736 BC), then you could use an abacus.

If it is the same father, but under a different name (Hijri calendar, 2585 AC), then any quantum computer in the household can deal with it.

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MicroBlog Castellano

@fasterthanlime Here in Spain, telegrams disappeared on the 2000s. I remember sending notifications by telegram until late 90s, then discovering a text-certified "burofax" (a document sent to post office, then copied down and faxed to a second post office and sent by a postman to its destination) was cheaper.

snaprails

@fasterthanlime I've never used #Telegram but I have used #Telex.
I've even worked on it and I can tell you that +80v/-80v across the fingers makes you jump a bit and say rude words. 🙂
#WRU

fasterthanlime 🌌

tired: dating yourself 🗓️
wired: dating yourself 💖

fasterthanlime 🌌

> You have reinvented PHP better, but that's still no justification

Classic!

mcmillen.dev/language_checklis

fasterthanlime 🌌

the only two moods when doing paperwork:
"oh no, I HAVE to talk to a human for this"
"oh no, there's no human to talk to"

fasterthanlime 🌌

scratch that, 2023 adds a third mood:

"oh NO, I have to get through an AI chatbot first"

fasterthanlime 🌌

Ok can we make /.well-known/pronouns a thing because jfc

Michalina
@fasterthanlime `Vary: Referer Origin Accept-Language Accept-Encoding`
Aliciaverse

@fasterthanlime I'd love to see more work on humans.txt for websites and also add pronouns there.

fasterthanlime 🌌

“Why stop at smart pointers?“ how did I miss that thread hahahahaha

news.ycombinator.com/item?id=3

Xandra Granade 🏳️‍⚧️

@fasterthanlime Ah, right, because "if only programmers programmed correctly, programs would be correct" has always worked in the past.

Goodness, HN is a website.

Lorenzo Stoakes
@fasterthanlime that whole thread is a classic HN thing of people who know nothing about either expressing opinions anyway. I do love the 'it's proven that rewrites don't help' [link to year 2k Joel Spolsky post].

OK that's the standard of proof now is it... christ

[P.S. to be clear, I do agree that [more] memory safe languages like rust are a better choice. Just dislike the level of god damn b.s. on that thread]
@fasterthanlime that whole thread is a classic HN thing of people who know nothing about either expressing opinions anyway. I do love the 'it's proven that rewrites don't help' [link to year 2k Joel Spolsky post].

fasterthanlime 🌌

ah yes, famous open source http reverse proxy "Apple"

fasterthanlime 🌌

interestingly, opensource.apple.com has a bunch of copies of apache, but not nginx (that I can find). Presumably because they don’t redistribute it?

fasterthanlime 🌌

I've read the stage of that typescript project where the bundler corrupts its own cache every couple changes or so

fasterthanlime 🌌

What’s wrong with my cat? Please advise

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Delphine Jacobs

@fasterthanlime Some cats are less comfortable having their lines of sight disrupted while they're toileting.

Depending on your cat's age, there might be joint stiffness (our roommates' cat has severe arthritis and can't always use his litterbox comfortably). But my guess is your floof prefers to just have an eye out on surroundings 🐰

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