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[⌜Baer⌟ ⌜πŸͺ⌟]

@fasterthanlime@hachyderm.io
i would say only till 2020
sincethen it got knowm as the platform for anti vaxxers

12 February at 15:00 | Open on shonk.social
lime!

@fasterthanlime the swedish king traditionally sends a congratulatory telegram to all citizens on their 100th birthday, so we just got our definitions needlessly complicated in '13

12 February at 15:00 | Open on hachyderm.io
Alex :anarcho_punk: :demiboy_flag:
πŸ¦€ Tris

@fasterthanlime I really dig Telegram, give me a normal client/server app with an API any day, E2E encryption has too many compromises.

I tell people that for organising protests I use Signal, for D&D memes, it's Telegram 😁

12 February at 15:06 | Open on mastodon.social
fasterthanlime 🌌

@0atman

> I tell people [...] organising protests

tris no

12 February at 15:12 | Open on hachyderm.io
πŸ¦€ Tris

@fasterthanlime first fight club then this, am I supposed to keep ALL my secrets secret? πŸ˜†

12 February at 15:13 | Open on mastodon.social
πŸ¦€ Tris

@fasterthanlime perhaps I didn't understand your reply?

12 February at 15:16 | Open on mastodon.social
fasterthanlime 🌌

@0atman (yes I did mean to keep your secrets secrets)

12 February at 15:18 | Open on hachyderm.io
πŸ¦€ Tris

@fasterthanlime hehe, ok cool. That's why I use signals for all my cool, sexy, secret agent things!

I gotta have shared chat history, can't miss out on the Astarion memes.

12 February at 15:20 | Open on mastodon.social
Epistomai
fasterthanlime 🌌

(for the young ones following me: every american hoursehold had a telegram line next to the toaster oven in the kitchen until December 31, 1979)

12 February at 15:20 | Open on hachyderm.io
Cyborus

@fasterthanlime@hachyderm.io ah did they all dissolve from planned obsolescence on Jan 1 1980, then?

12 February at 15:21 | Open on social.cartoon-aa.xyz
Gaelan Steele

@fasterthanlime I'm like 80% sure my leg is being pulled here

12 February at 15:21 | Open on cathode.church
gigantos

@Gaelan @fasterthanlime yeah, it was typed on to a piece of paper, and delivered to your door. Only the sender needed to go visit their local telegram office.

12 February at 15:25 | Open on social.linux.pizza
lime!

@fasterthanlime what happened to the toaster ovens?

12 February at 16:40 | Open on hachyderm.io
Kevin Karhan :verified:
Nafeon the Beaw

@fasterthanlime until 31.12.2022 you where able to send a telegramme in Germany ~

12 February at 16:03 | Open on bears.town
Eragon

@fasterthanlime@hachyderm.io Well… I wasn't there before 2000… so… no. And I don't have the app. So… still no.

12 February at 16:10 | Open on shonk.social
Yuri

@fasterthanlime@hachyderm.io Nowadays the answer is "Yes, but I'm not a conspiracy theorist"

12 February at 16:18 | Open on kitty.social
Jakub Klawiter :mastodon:
gavinisdie :troll:

@fasterthanlime if im correct, the last telegram sent by any governing body was sent by one town in India to another town in India the same year the Telegram social media platform launched

12 February at 16:37 | Open on masto.ai
michaelvcooper1

@fasterthanlime -. --- / -.. --- / -. --- / .... .- ...- . / - . .-.. .--. .-. .- --.

12 February at 17:03 | Open on mastodon.social
Takiro 🎨
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Harry
Michael Daniel

@fasterthanlime I never used Telegram, because I read about the creators of the platform. Weird expat Russians living in the UAE because they have problems with the mafia, and they run some kinda weird international cult. They inspire less trust than Zuckerberg and Musk.

12 February at 19:08 | Open on mastodon.xyz
Taxo Rubio:wq

@fasterthanlime The comeback of Telegram filled me with remorse

12 February at 19:20 | Open on fosstodon.org
Florian :mastodon:

@fasterthanlime Yes, i habe Telegram you can write me there

12 February at 20:15 | Open on mastodontech.de
MicroBlog Castellano

@fasterthanlime Here in Spain, telegrams disappeared on the 2000s. I remember sending notifications by telegram until late 90s, then discovering a text-certified "burofax" (a document sent to post office, then copied down and faxed to a second post office and sent by a postman to its destination) was cheaper.

12 February at 20:29 | Open on paquita.masto.host
snaprails

@fasterthanlime I've never used #Telegram but I have used #Telex.
I've even worked on it and I can tell you that +80v/-80v across the fingers makes you jump a bit and say rude words. πŸ™‚
#WRU

12 February at 20:43 | Open on mastodonapp.uk
Jan v/d Broek
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