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tired: dating yourself ποΈ
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Tim Kellogg
@fasterthanlime lol, but if you use dura this isnβt terrible advice since youβre constantly making commits in the background https://github.com/tkellogg/dura
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> You have reinvented PHP better, but that's still no justification Classic!
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oh no the discourse instance for the automatic-https server has an expired certificate, oh nooo *looks up if this qualifies as irony*
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the only two moods when doing paperwork:
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scratch that, 2023 adds a third mood: "oh NO, I have to get through an AI chatbot first"
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Ok can we make /.well-known/pronouns a thing because jfc
Aliciaverse
@fasterthanlime I'd love to see more work on humans.txt for websites and also add pronouns there.
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Rust: The wrong people are resigning https://gist.github.com/fasterthanlime/42da9378768aebef662dd26dddf04849
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βWhy stop at smart pointers?β how did I miss that thread hahahahaha
Xandra Granade π³οΈββ§οΈ
@fasterthanlime Ah, right, because "if only programmers programmed correctly, programs would be correct" has always worked in the past. Goodness, HN is a website.
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ah yes, famous open source http reverse proxy "Apple"
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interestingly, opensource.apple.com has a bunch of copies of apache, but not nginx (that I can find). Presumably because they donβt redistribute it?
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I've read the stage of that typescript project where the bundler corrupts its own cache every couple changes or so
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Delphine Jacobs
@fasterthanlime Some cats are less comfortable having their lines of sight disrupted while they're toileting. Depending on your cat's age, there might be joint stiffness (our roommates' cat has severe arthritis and can't always use his litterbox comfortably). But my guess is your floof prefers to just have an eye out on surroundings π°
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Does the KISS acronym call the reader stupid, or does it say to keep it simple AND keep it stupid? I've always wondered: Anonymous poll
Poll
the reader is stupid
8
47.1%
simple & stupid
17 people voted. 9
52.9%
Voting ended 5 May 2023 at 11:59.
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her: "you don't like me! you like the _idea_ of me"
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(nixpkgs is a she in the same way the sea, fickle and awe-inspiringly terrifying, is a she)
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new achievement unlocked: use a syscall valgrind hasn't implemented |
@fasterthanlime Here in Spain, telegrams disappeared on the 2000s. I remember sending notifications by telegram until late 90s, then discovering a text-certified "burofax" (a document sent to post office, then copied down and faxed to a second post office and sent by a postman to its destination) was cheaper.
@fasterthanlime I've never used #Telegram but I have used #Telex.
I've even worked on it and I can tell you that +80v/-80v across the fingers makes you jump a bit and say rude words. π
#WRU
@fasterthanlime I received a telegram around 1990.