Email or username:

Password:

Forgot your password?
1,525 posts total
sam henri gold

unreasonably proud how I was able to bring my broadband bill from $53 to $19

GK

@samhenrigold these times I am proud to be Hungarian, where we’ve got 1/1 Gbit optical connection for $12 a month

Григорий Клюшников

the audiovisual experience when you reach the end of your unread updates is smooth af tho, I'm gonna try to reproduce it on android

sam henri gold

thinking about her* again 😔

*her = market basket gyoza

Connor Crosby

@samhenrigold wait. Market Basket as in the New England grocery chain?

sam henri gold

a tick has been in my neck for 11 years and one month now due to the medical incompetence of Natures Classroom in Becket, MA trying to fish it out with a pen cap and only lodging it in further

Eric Zarowny

@samhenrigold I’m sorry that I missed your tickaversary 😔

sam henri gold

we were not allowed to have technology beyond a flashlight there, but the october 2012 apple event was happening at that time. so I asked my dad to print out articles from the verge and mail them to me

sam henri gold

Inside me, there are two wolves: one tries to avoid confrontation with its life, and the other will have a fatal allergic reaction when exposed to the Viva Las Vengeance album. They’re fighting it out while I’m sat in an uber with the driver playing the album start to finish.

sam henri gold

Still gonna rate him 5 stars because I’m not a monster but “Star Spangled Banger” is reeeeallllllly testing me.

sam henri gold

courageously flipping one (1) feature switch

sam henri gold

it’s gross and totally ass-backwards but having a lightning cable on my desk with the USB C adapter is nice. Kinda defeats the purpose but it prevents me from needing two cables on my desk for charging/lightweight data transfer to my computer

A top down shot of my desk. a pixel is plugged into my computer via a USB C to lightning adapter, then a lightning cable going into it.
Show previous comments
Jason

@samhenrigold this why everything on my desk has a Volta plug and then it's just one cable to rule them all.

Григорий Клюшников

I propose a challenge: connect as many different adapters together as possible between two USB-C devices such that data transfer still works

Sam Gross

@samhenrigold I wish there were good adapters for the other direction but I don't think they exist…

sam henri gold

wild how the default bad-faith response to “we should ban AR-15s” was “um do you even know what AR stands for? it’s ARMALITE YOU IDIOT HAHA OWNED”

my man that was never even remotely the point

Sam Gross

@samhenrigold do you even know how a gas impingement breech-block semiautomatic rifle works? HAHAHAHA oh you do? Oh, ok then.

sam henri gold

unix epoch 1700000000 is today in about 5 hours 13 mins if you needed the reminder to prepare festivities

Leon Overweel

@samhenrigold actually I did set a reminder based on your toot three days ago, thanks for that

Mike Beasley

@samhenrigold wow i’ll never forget where i was (my house would be hard to forget)

sam henri gold

sometimes when i get a wave of imposter syndrome as a product designer, i look at the app i have to use for my laundry and feel a little better.

sam henri gold

stonewall kitchen is goated when condiments are the vibe

sam henri gold

utterly bananas apple hasn’t sherlocked those screenshot stitching apps yet.

yeah yeah i know there’s that “full page” option when you screenshot safari but that’s not what i mean and you know it.

Григорий Клюшников

meanwhile some android skins had this for ages

Jordan Hipwell

@samhenrigold I wonder could it be a screen recording that gets converted to a tall screenshot 🤔 taking lots of screenshots and stitching isn’t ideal

Sam Gross

@samhenrigold Tailor is free and has no ads, I can’t believe everyone isn’t using just that one

sam henri gold

i’ll miss that site when the last person whose thoughts i care about leaves

a tweet from the account "Creepy.org" asking "Can anyone explain?" It includes an image of a bright, human-looking cloud formation in the sky that appears illuminated from behind by the sun.  Below the tweet is a community note that just reads “Cloud.” and attaches a link to the Wikipedia article on clouds
sam henri gold

fstrings? what did they ever do to you

sam henri gold

i can't keep getting ratio'd by Herzog, this is really starting to get to me. fifth time this week.

Tweet from me: “despite what THE MAN wants you to think, Red Lobster's lobster is actually a patented blend of canned tuna, particle board, and red dye 40”

A photoshopped tweet from Werner Herzog: “Existential L + Unheard plea + Cosmic indifference + Absurd ratio + Sisyphean task + Digital void echo + Illusory significance + Fleeting digital footprint + Meaningless validation + Echoes in abyss + Solitary keystroke + Virtual exile + Pixelated solace + Shadow dance + Mirage of connection + Inevitable disconnection + Time's whisper + Final void”

His tweet has 50 times the retweets and 380 times the likes as my tweet.
Bruno Philipe

@samhenrigold I can hear his voice reciting that recipe in my head

Go Up