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sam henri gold

i can't keep getting ratio'd by Herzog, this is really starting to get to me. fifth time this week.

Tweet from me: “despite what THE MAN wants you to think, Red Lobster's lobster is actually a patented blend of canned tuna, particle board, and red dye 40”

A photoshopped tweet from Werner Herzog: “Existential L + Unheard plea + Cosmic indifference + Absurd ratio + Sisyphean task + Digital void echo + Illusory significance + Fleeting digital footprint + Meaningless validation + Echoes in abyss + Solitary keystroke + Virtual exile + Pixelated solace + Shadow dance + Mirage of connection + Inevitable disconnection + Time's whisper + Final void”

His tweet has 50 times the retweets and 380 times the likes as my tweet.
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Bruno Philipe

@samhenrigold I can hear his voice reciting that recipe in my head

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