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sam henri gold

For a brief moment I felt something inside

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Petri Tilli

@samhenrigold This was the time when they needed to awe new Mac users, to expand the market. Now they just don't need to care any more.

sam henri gold

I don’t understand why banks have a little terrible inbox in their web apps. They send me an email that says “There’s a message waiting for you in your Wells Fargo inbox”.

You literally just sent me a message to the inbox I actually use.

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Mike Beasley

@samhenrigold when I was buying my house, my bank had a whole separate website just specifically for sending messages related to mortgages. It had an entirely different login on its own domain. it was just an inbox.

Ed

@samhenrigold just remembered i had a fun one of these recently: i closed out a bank account, and then the bank sends me an email saying there’s a message in my inbox…

i go to log in to the bank to see the message (presumably confirming the closed account), but because i no longer have an open bank account, they wont let me log in.

i have no way to read their message!

sam henri gold

office-bedroom update:
- moved the divider against the other wall so i don’t have to see my desk from my bed
- brought in an armchair from the living room
- the book migration has begun

i think we’re kinda cooking?? i still think i can do better with the armchair placement (accent pillow on it?)

also the plant game is still weak, the fake floor one needs to be replaced with a bigger floor plant. still trying to source planters to run across the cabinet.

sam henri gold

📰 Excited to see our designer @samhenrigold’s work for @Mastodon’s new built-in bylines getting so much recognition! Empowering journalists across the fediverse with clear attribution. Read more about this important update on @verge.

theverge.com/2024/7/2/24191049

sam henri gold

Surgery was a success.
120GB HDD -> 512GB SSD
2GB RAM -> 6GB
Spicy pillow battery -> Fresh, bland pillow
Dead fly in the PCI slot -> evicted

sam henri gold

REMEMBER: Turn your computer on before midnight on 12/31/99.

I wanna see what happens 🥺👉👈

Keyboard :Blobhaj: :clippy:

@samhenrigold question: will we even be here long enough to see what happens?

Григорий Клюшников

I was alive during the "2000 problem" and it was really overrated imo

sam henri gold

In case you're curious, I've checked the implementation for icon segmentation in iOS 18 to see how they're generating the dark icons. There's no ML/AI involved, it's all just clever math. IconServices extracts the foreground and determines whether it should be tinted with the background color or left as-is, and there are configurable thresholds for when the results are not acceptable, which is when it falls back to just darkening the icon. Looks like it uses ARM Neon instructions for speed

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Everton Favretto

@_inside but isn't IA just a bunch of clever math?

sdw

@_inside I was so curious about this! Nice digging!

Take It EV Podcast 🎙️

@_inside what do you use for disassembly and reverse engineering?

sam henri gold

I think it is super cool that #Mastodon "tells" on admins when they take actions that affect users of their instances. A+ on transparency, even gives you a list of folks so you can connect with them elsewhere.

Nice, @Gargron

We've got our eyes on you, @vmstan 👀 I kid. Don't even know who this follower was, just some rando.

sam henri gold

still pending:
- more plants to put across the top
- G4 cube
- moving some books over to this shelf that are overflowing elsewhere

kf

@samhenrigold “I do not have a budget as I am bad with money”

I felt this

Andy Piper

@samhenrigold that letterpress looks lovely, although I'm also eyeing openpressproject.com/

sam henri gold

catch me chilling in the Windows Media Center 2005 picture configuration living room.

to make sure you have the optimal image, please use this group of all white people with identical skin tone as a reference point.

sam henri gold

the kids choice awards were tonight. they did not address today’s events. let me say this as clearly as i can: spongebob, as the host, had a duty to denounce political violence. as did patrick when he slime'd Renee Rap. they both failed in this regard. to be silent is to be complicit. shameful.

sam henri gold

god just imagine how great things are right now in the second worst timeline

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Phosphenes

@rebeccawatson

The right wingers want any excuse for political violence, and they just got it.

Григорий Клюшников

As someone who hasn't had even just a single moment of anything resembling normal life since 2020... yes. But thinking of it, there has to be an even worse timeline where there's been a nuclear war.

sam henri gold

a lot of people are saying to take reports with a grain of salt as we learn new information rapidly. that is un-american. what i’m suggesting is that EVERYBODY FREAK THE FUCK OUT. LOOT YOUR LOCAL WALMART. SET TRASHCANS ON FIRE AND HAVE A BBQ OVER IT.

Mark Malstrom

@samhenrigold devil’s avocado here, Larry. I think people should freak their geek out! Withdraw all your money and hide it. It’ll be the 1970’s all over again. People will get mean, the streets won’t be safe, it’ll be graffiti everywhere, and the movies will only cost $3.

sam henri gold

are we talking cubic liters or what

vxo

@samhenrigold to paraphrase the name of a Facebook tag group --

Look, I like cum as much as the next person but that is way too much cum
@ErikUden

BenRiceM

@samhenrigold a bold new approach for measuring customer sat

sam henri gold

alright, my bedroom is also my office and i don’t like feeling like it’s the same room, so i bought this ikea shelf as a room divider. i now have to fill it with stuff. i’m open to suggestions. books, design stuff, tech, plants, idk

i do not have a budget as i am bad with money.

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