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sam henri gold

haven’t used it in a year so it just reads as unbelievably passive aggressive

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Eckes :mastodon:

@samhenrigold that’s nothing, how about this desperate begging: “Your Dopbox still exits, look into your files today”

SomeAnoTooter

@samhenrigold I would love to ditch it in favour of a functioning #taler wallet and economy. Not there yet unfortunately.

sam henri gold

it'd be nice if CSS had the option to cross dissolve between size/position states. I wanna disable animations for people who prefer reduced motion but having elements cut in and out makes my designer heart sad

sam henri gold

wild that katy perry is trying so hard to prevent a third consecutive flop era and THIS is the solution she cooked up. woman empowerment song produced by (checks notes) Dr Luke. sister this is beyond garbage.

sam henri gold

(she is famously on mastodon which is why im speaking to her here)

Christina Warren

@samhenrigold and she’s just doing pure early 2010s aesthetics with zero awareness. I’m stunned. I’m impressed. She really thinks she can just recreate Witness, which was a flop the first time!

sam henri gold

I'll miss having a jailbreakable iOS 18 device. I bought a second hand iPhone X just for spelunking — disabling SSL pinning, messing with the flex toolbar, dumping apps to my computer. Shame.

sam henri gold

gays either have an advanced degree in mathematics or have only recently heard of the number 7 and there is no in between.

Austin

@samhenrigold guy on survivor this season said “Last I checked, several means seven”

Max Siegel

@samhenrigold I must be one of the rare in-betweenies, but your point still stands 🙈

sam henri gold

every time i reboot. i know it's a beta but good lord this was their whole marketing campaign fifteen years ago youtube.com/watch?v=8CwoluNRSS
hachyderm.io/@samhenrigold/112

sam henri gold

ngl i think it would be kinda fun to do media training

sam henri gold

flying from nyc (new york) to buffalo (also new york) costs $150. hope that helps!!

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Григорий Клюшников

Oh all those first-world-country citizens who can just walk across borders like it's no big deal. I envy you.

Negative12DollarBill

@samhenrigold
She means those sitting at home in the UK I guess

David Ciatto :pika:

@samhenrigold you are conspicuously leaving out the price of a litre of wine in buffalo !

sam henri gold

Didn’t really have a choice in the matter. Arguably preferable to getting towed.

sam henri gold

with in rem cases, it’s fun to imagine a federal prosecutor at one table and an absolute heap of boxes stacked behind another table with a public defender.

“your honor, it’s obvious that these clacker balls are just waiting to cause serious injuries to innocent children.”
“Objection, speculation.” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_S

Mike Beasley

@samhenrigold A weary bailiff with a hand truck is asked by the judge to move the boxes to the witness stand.

petes_bread_eqn_xls

@samhenrigold keeping in mind that #StephenKing set Christine in Pennsylvania, I’ve always been fond of the SCOTUS case One 1958 Plymouth Sedan v. Pennsylvania

phryk 🏴

@samhenrigold Wait, is this why clacker balls in my generation were connected via plastic struts instead of strings? 🤨

sam henri gold

flip clock screensavers really had a stranglehold on us in 2013, huh?

sam henri gold

holy shit the BBC election coverage is so boring. why aren't they making a huge spectacle of this like CNN does. where are the 3D graphics and giant touchscreens and stately orchestral music. why are they talking about Holly Willoughby *not* being murdered. this is excruciating.

Paul

@samhenrigold Banned from covering UK politics until 10pm tonight… then it begins!

sam henri gold

seeing a lot of discourse about the teenage engineering guy. but i think user feedback is critical: you must tell your individual users what you think about them, entirely unprompted. i’ve read so many users to absolute filth and im a better designer for it 💖💖💖

Zack Stern

@samhenrigold following you might be my only connection to what you mention, I haven’t seen any discourse. I think I want to know more but am afraid too. Have a link or a search term?

sam henri gold

Today we're launching a new #Mastodon feature that will highlight writers and journalists that are active on the fediverse when their their articles are being shared.

blog.joinmastodon.org/2024/07/

sam henri gold

while mastodon does not have shadow banning, i think it would be really funny if we all agreed to block the same user at the same time to emulate it.

sam henri gold

god keir starmer is so hot. he’s like if Joe Scarborough drowned 🥵🥵

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