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Tofu Golem

The White House just classified all humans as female.

Matthew Chapman
@fawfulfan 
Under Trump's executive order, every single person in America is now legally classified as female. 

All embryos begin by developing female sex organs, with male sex organs only replacing them at around 6 weeks of gestation.

THE WHITE HOUSE

males, respectively.

(d) “Female” means a person belonging, at conception, to the sex that produces the large reproductive cell.

(e) “Male” means a person belonging, at conception, to the sex that produces the small reproductive cell.
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Lukewarm Skywalker

@tofugolem
And here I wanted to be a transfemme, only to find out I'm transmasc. Thank you, President Trump.

ಚಿರಾಗ್ 🌹✊🏾Ⓥ🌱🇵🇸 (he/him)

@tofugolem We should all change our pronouns to she/her to comply with their EO ;)

Tofu Golem

About a million Americans joined the Chinese social media platform Red Note.

Americans are being radicalized by seeing the grocery bills and medical bills of Chinese people.

Chinese people are being radicalized by learning about the 40-hour work week and overtime pay.

Now it's a race to see if the Chinese government or the US government bans this first.

Yen-han Chen 
@Chen YenHan 
Red Note user from Jiangsu: “why do you get both weekend days off and not have to work overtime?” 

You can consider forming a union and, if necessary, go on strike to protest. 

Mark Valorian @markvalorian-6h 
Lmao giving CCPers advice to start a union

Xi may pull this app voluntarily 😂
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haui

@tofugolem its curious we dont share more info anyway. The one thing that globalisation is good for is making people aware that different ways of doing things have been tested.

Trinsec

@tofugolem@mastodon.social Wait, do Chinese people work literally every day?

Pratik Patel

@tofugolem Considering that the company is hiring English speaking moderators, I suspect all the US-based radical ideas will disappear from Manderin-speaking people.

Tofu Golem

The culture war is a distraction from the class war.

This is Bob
(Image of a stick figure) 
Bob gets $1500 a year in food stamps to feed his family. 

This is Shell
(Image of a stick figure with the head replaced by the logo for Shell Oil) 
Shell gets $2,000,000,000 a year in subsidies granted by the government because it has excellent lobbyists

It's time to shut up about Bob.
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kolya

@tofugolem He's waiting for his signal from his yacht.

screenshot from Some Like It Hot (1959) with "Shell Junior" in his sun chair and Marilyn Monroe kneeling before it in the sand while "Daphne" can't believe what she sees. Tony Curtis has been overlaid with the green man with Shell-logo-head that is labelled "This is Shell" in the above graphic
TransitBiker

@tofugolem I would starve without SNAP. No need to “most work!, family!, only non it a short time!”. Folks like me rely 100% on SNAP to eat. No one wants to talk about disabled folks. No one wants to talk about how difficult it is to exist on $230 of food money a month ($7 a day), or $800 if you add in SSI. Yes, I’m definitely bankrupting the country, not the tax loopers & subsidized profitable cooperations. 🙄

Kaito

@tofugolem We should employ professionals to advocate for the public interest! 🤪

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publictorsten

@tofugolem Except maybe 1984, Blade Runner, Planet of The Apes, Clockwork Orange, The Hunger Games and basically every dystopian book I've read.

H. Thomsen writes 👻🌃👨‍💻🌃🕷️

@tofugolem heard this paraphrased somewhere as "applying third world problems to a first world country".
But, yes, this is accurate!

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