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The White House just classified all humans as female.

Matthew Chapman @fawfulfan Under Trump's executive order, every single person in America is now legally classified as female. All embryos begin by developing female sex organs, with male sex organs only replacing them at around 6 weeks of gestation. THE WHITE HOUSE males, respectively. (d) “Female” means a person belonging, at conception, to the sex that produces the large reproductive cell. (e) “Male” means a person belonging, at conception, to the sex that produces the small reproductive cell.
yesterday at 20:09 | Open on mastodon.social
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Robot Diver

@tofugolem

❤️ALL MEN ARE TRANS MEN! How do you like them bathrooms now?

yesterday at 20:12 | Open on starlite.rodeo
Joby :gts: (he/him)

@tofugolem I also assume we're all now legally classified as having tails.

yesterday at 20:14 | Open on gts.joby.lol
Gwen The Red Moss

@tofugolem Accidentally validating. Sweet! :P

yesterday at 20:20 | Open on eldritch.cafe
juliette 🌻

@tofugolem There are sex organs at the zygote stage? I thought it was just a blob of undifferentiated cells until at least a week in?

yesterday at 20:30 | Open on mastodon.green
James Wells

@tofugolem
Except that Chump and MAGAts don't believe in science, instead believing a poorly written fantasy novel from 1500 years ago which has been re-written / re-worded hundreds of times since then.

yesterday at 20:32 | Open on mastodon.acm.org
Misuse Case

@tofugolem I heard about this from someone not on Mastodon and was wondering if it was true.

yesterday at 20:40 | Open on twit.social
Sphinx of Black Quartz

@MisuseCase @tofugolem

Enh. Ish. :seesawing hand motion: They aren't really defining sex at conception, but if pressed, they'd probably insist that it's all down to the genes. XX you're female, XY you're male, and if it's anything else shut up you don't exist.

But whether the EO classifies all people as female is irrelevant, since the right is completely uninterested in the rule of law. Their words mean whatever they want them to mean right now, even if thirty seconds ago they meant the opposite. You can't catch people in logical inconsistencies when they are interested in neither logic nor consistency.

@MisuseCase @tofugolem

Enh. Ish. :seesawing hand motion: They aren't really defining sex at conception, but if pressed, they'd probably insist that it's all down to the genes. XX you're female, XY you're male, and if it's anything else shut up you don't exist.

But whether the EO classifies all people as female is irrelevant, since the right is completely uninterested in the rule of law. Their words mean whatever they want them to mean right now, even if thirty seconds ago they meant the opposite....

yesterday at 20:49 | Open on tech.lgbt
Misuse Case

@sphinx @tofugolem I mean a possible silver lining of this is that some lawyer arguing against this EO at SCOTUS gets to tell Justice Brett “I Like Beer” Kavanaugh that he’s legally a woman now

yesterday at 20:57 | Open on twit.social
William Fry 🏳️‍🌈

@tofugolem My life makes so much more sense, now... 🤔

yesterday at 21:07 | Open on mastodon.social
Lukewarm Skywalker

@tofugolem
And here I wanted to be a transfemme, only to find out I'm transmasc. Thank you, President Trump.

yesterday at 21:26 | Open on autistics.life
ಚಿರಾಗ್ 🌹✊🏾Ⓥ🌱🇵🇸 (he/him)

@tofugolem We should all change our pronouns to she/her to comply with their EO ;)

yesterday at 21:40 | Open on mastodon.online
Рыжее солнышко :catrus: :tiny_star: :isabelle:

@tofugolem@mastodon.social so this is the people that claim how much they love the biology

yesterday at 22:15 | Open on lamp.leemoon.network
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