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Zach Weinersmith

Love this William Holman Hunt allegorical painting for Turing's 1936 paper in which he invents the universal computer, which runs on a single infinitely long piece of tape. I believe the two figures bowing at his feet are the muses of logic and engineering.

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Zach Weinersmith

You can tell the muse of engineering is the one lower down because she's dressed in drab colors, is wearing a watch, and faceplanted trying to have a social interaction.

Sylvhem

@ZachWeinersmith That piece of tape makes no sens though 😅.

Zach Weinersmith

In some major personal news I'm almost done with Wednesday's emails.

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Craig Rangoon

@ZachWeinersmith Cause of ongoing systemic racial inequity, explained.

Oggie

@ZachWeinersmith Weird place to ask, perhaps, but is there a searchable index or functionality for your archives? A few times recently I've been unable to find specific ones, generally relying on either google (thus spawning more AI pages, because why not) or duckduckgo, and occasionally trying oh no robot (which seems...inconsistent at best).

Like I was looking for the talking to god/"regular murder" one, for example, and couldn't refine my terms enough to get it to spit it out.

Koen Hufkens, PhD

@ZachWeinersmith Basically Alain de Botton's "Status Anxiety" summarized in a single cartoon panel.

Zach Weinersmith

What are your last three book purchases and are you ashamed?

Dr Richard Hussey

@ZachWeinersmith The Lost Metal (Brandon Sanderson), Oathbringer: Part 2 (Brandon Sanderson), and Myst: the Book of Atrus (Rand and Robyn Miller).

And no, not at all ashamed.

Merovius

@ZachWeinersmith Not even a little bit. Haven't read Nomad Century yet, though, so maybe I will be at some point.

Knut Morå

@ZachWeinersmith The museum of Rain by Dave Eggers, Hild by Nicola Griffiths, and The Death of Ivan Ilyich by Tolstoy, and yes, since two of them were on kindle

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Andy Lundell 🙄

@ZachWeinersmith Typo in second panel. "Matter if" instead of "Matter of".

Dan Herbert

@ZachWeinersmith I know it would spoil the joke, but the best Batman stories actually address this. Bruce Wayne tries to address the root causes of crime with Wayne Enterprises' charity donations, employment, and community outreach efforts, while Batman is more of a symbol of justice to make the people feel not completely abandoned. Plus Gotham tends to attract folks like The Joker that the normal systems in place can't really stop the "right" way.

CoolBlenderKitten

@ZachWeinersmith
Actually it's mostly a few billionaires that's wrong with the world, it would be fixable...
#EatTheRich

Zach Weinersmith

There should be a reverse Indiana Jones film where a South American tribe sneaks into the Vatican, steals some relics, and gets away on a boat while a bunch of men in golden robes shake their fists and shout their strange language.

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Condorito

@ZachWeinersmith

I'm imagining a plot where a bunch of out of work teens and 20yos on native land hear about on the internet artifacts from their tribe at the local university. All of them jump in their rez runner and have a road trip/indy type movie.

Plot twist: the entire department at the university is on their side and helps them in the climactic police chase through the desert with ATVs, horses, and choppers.

Xander Zzyzx

@ZachWeinersmith In that case they'll just be taking back their stolen relics.

Zach Weinersmith

Lately I noticed I react to stress either by going to social media (including less-social media like reddit) or by playing simple games like Wordle. My new strategy is to just jam on language learning. If I'm fluent in French by January, you'll know what kind of year it's been.

Curtis "Ovid" Poe (he/him)

@ZachWeinersmith

Just stumbled on an article which claims you can be 80% accurate with a simple rule of thumb. frenchtogether.com/french-noun

Feminine noun endings
- The majority of words that end in -e or -ion.
- Except words ending in -age, -ege, -é, or -isme

Masculine noun endings
- Most words with other endings are masculine.

You'll have to read the article for more context. @tshirtman : comments?

@ZachWeinersmith

Just stumbled on an article which claims you can be 80% accurate with a simple rule of thumb. frenchtogether.com/french-noun

Feminine noun endings
- The majority of words that end in -e or -ion.
- Except words ending in -age, -ege, -é, or -isme

Masculine noun endings
- Most words with other endings are masculine.

Zach Weinersmith

Niche gripe, being on the cusp of publishing a book with a long treatment of space law:

International law scholars: well, for a long time there was a realist vs. liberal debate, which has more recently given way to what's called the constructivist approach in which culture--

Internet person: NOPE, NOT REAL, STATES DO WHAT THEY WANT ALL THE TIME AND IF YOU DON'T SEE IT YOU'RE NAIVE

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Jargoggles

@ZachWeinersmith
Uncharacteristically to my general nature, I suddenly want to prove that smug bastard wrong.

LeRoc

@ZachWeinersmith Dutchman Rutger Bregman wrote a book about this: "De meeste mensen deugen" (most people are kind of Ok).

Matthew Martin

@ZachWeinersmith Sir, I'm going to need to see your citations with DOIs.

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matt_gebert

@ZachWeinersmith I read that as “I pooped your tires!” and now I like that version even more.

Andy Lundell 🙄

@ZachWeinersmith I don't know exactly where this comic takes place. But if there's a business that will use quantum physics to identify my nemesis, I'd pay for that.

Think how motivating it would be to have a nemesis assigned by science.

mndflayr :damnified: :debian:

@ZachWeinersmith
That woman seems to have five fingers instead of the usual four.
How odd.
Wonder if that comic is AI generated.

Zach Weinersmith

Oh god I'm having that twitter thing where people who haven't read my book wanna argue with me about my book and why do people use that website?

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tinydoctor

@ZachWeinersmith I'm glad you're here so I don't have to look for you on the Xitter.

Matthew Martin

@ZachWeinersmith Let's argue about why this wasn't released earlier. It is inhumane to make me wait until Nov 7.

Zach Weinersmith

So, because of the job I have I worked with a lot of different people in different parts of publishing, comics, etc. I've noticed post covid everyone seems to sincerely inquire about mental health stuff and not push for miracles. Really feels substantially different. A few times has caused me to double-take. I wonder if there's a widespread push against workaholism going on?

Zach Weinersmith

Like about a year ago I got genuinely confused talking to a guy and he suggested waiting on something. I couldn't figure out why and then he clarified that it'd be too much stress for me. Like, that was the only reason. Little thing, but it really wasn't like this just five years ago.

endolexis

@ZachWeinersmith I can report that major outlets on gaming journalism seem sensitive these days to the topic of crunch. Studios and publishers waving the flag of work/life balance - sometimes as PR stunt, sometimes genuinely, but either way, sacrificing mental health and family life for work, especially when working for a corporation, is no longer seen as en vogue to (publicly) expect from developers and designers.

Ronan

@ZachWeinersmith While reading I had a feeling that you had already done something similar.

It's not exactly the same joke (it's kind of the reverse ?), but I find interesting to see the difference in your takes of the same idea a few years apart.
I like the progressive daddification of the guy in the new one.

smbc-comics.com/comic/paternit

Four panels smbc comics from may 15, 2016

Panel 1:
Doctor: The paternity test is complete. I'm afraid you're a father.
Man: What ?!

Panel 2:
Man: What test ?! You didn't draw blood or anything !

Panel 3:
Doctor: You're wearing cargo shorts with a phone holster

Panel 4 (full front view of man, revealing shorts and holster:
Man: They were ten percent off at NOOOOOOOO !
Zach Weinersmith

For about 20 years I've been "the SMBC guy," but during the last week I've had 2 different people online shocked to realize "the bea wolf guy" is also "the smbc guy" - something I've never had with any other project.

Ronan

@ZachWeinersmith I thought you were the unlubricated monocle guy?

AJ Fidalgo (Mr. F) 🎭🎙️

@ZachWeinersmith I still remember (and miss) your funny sketch videos. Always pleasantly surprised to see one of your ensemble in something else.

Oggie

@ZachWeinersmith Secret librarian network, I'm telling you!

Andres Jalinton

For my #blind friends:
The image shows a single pane comic with two green anthropomorphic aliens in purple unitards, globes and shoes.
The first alien is saying "I will now enact the rite of beginning a diet by gorging myself on the worst quality of fried trash-foods."
The second one responds "WOW. so in tune with your body."
A man a the end of a gray corridor screams "STOP THAT! HOW DARE YOU!"
At the bottom a legend:
"The worst thing about living among the aliens was the cultural appropiation."

Zach Weinersmith

Stupid question related to the whole LK-99 business: why is it so hard to predict properties of materials where you know the internal structure? Is it one of those quantum computational explosion things? Like, if we had large quantum computers could you just quickly say "nope, won't superconduct"?

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Andreas Grois

@ZachWeinersmith A tool typically applied in solid state physics is Density Functional Theory, which allows to reduce the complexity explosion of many-particle problems to basically a 1 particle simulation. It is relatively easy to show that the Density Functional exists, and that it is equivalent to a many-particle N-dimensional simulation, but nobody has found the exact formula for that Functional yet - so all DFT simulations are estimates...

George Wüst

@ZachWeinersmith the question is : how can a composite material produce cooper pairs? Easily asked but difficult to answer also because temperature plays an important role too. A big quantum computer may still not be enough.

Oggie

@ZachWeinersmith I think it's (at least) two different issues, one of which is 'we don't really know how properties scale down at this level, only observational data and theories that seem to work pretty well' and the other is 'know the internal structure? I want to live in your reality'.

This is mostly just me observing what people who know a lot more than I about this stuff seem to be saying, though, my materials science knowledge is...minimal.

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Susan

@ZachWeinersmith

As a vegan, I wouldn’t post a comic promoting animal milk for calcium, no matter how lighthearted

Luv Mehta

@ZachWeinersmith man this is the same thing Ayurvedic "doctors" do over here lol

John Porter

@ZachWeinersmith This dovetails nicely with the Malcom Gladwell book we started on our ride back from a family camping trip yesterday. I continue to be surprised by the certainty expressed by that variety of pop science writers.

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