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Zach Weinersmith

Next time someone asks what SMBC is about, I'm just posting this

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dakkar

@ZachWeinersmith@mastodon.social of course you know that Mileva Marić (Albert's first wife) made pretty much the same pun

> In 1908, the couple constructed with Conrad Habicht an ultra-sensitive voltmeter. Trbuhović-Gjurić attributes this experimental work to Mileva and Conrad, and wrote: “When they were both satisfied, they left to Albert the task of describing the apparatus, since he was a patent expert.” It was registered under the Einstein-Habicht patent. When Habicht questioned Mileva’s choice not to include her name, she replied making a pun in German: “Warum? Wir beide sind nur ein Stein.“ (“Why? The two of us are but one stone”, meaning, we are one entity

(The forgotten life of Einstein’s wife)

@ZachWeinersmith@mastodon.social of course you know that Mileva Marić (Albert's first wife) made pretty much the same pun

> In 1908, the couple constructed with Conrad Habicht an ultra-sensitive voltmeter. Trbuhović-Gjurić attributes this experimental work to Mileva and Conrad, and wrote: “When they were both satisfied, they left to Albert the task of describing the apparatus, since he was a patent expert.” It was registered under the Einstein-Habicht patent. When Habicht questioned Mileva’s choice...

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Mark Stoll

@ZachWeinersmith While at this very moment two groups of Abrahamic Near Eastern Semites are smiting each other to bloody bits. Perhaps the story is all too timely?

Joel Kreissman

@ZachWeinersmith it’s surprising how many people I’ve met who didn’t realize Samaritans are an actual ethno-religious group (just under a thousand left) and not just some Biblical jargon.

Ness

@ZachWeinersmith "It insists that enemies can prove to be neighbors, that compassion has no boundaries, and that judging people on the basis of their religion or ethnicity will leave us dying in a ditch."

quoted from biblicalarchaeology.org/daily/.

To anyone reading: If you are the person who has been robbed, stripped naked, beaten, and left on the road, the one who actually stops to take you to the hospital and pay for your medical bills is from the demographic _you personally_ hate the most.

@ZachWeinersmith "It insists that enemies can prove to be neighbors, that compassion has no boundaries, and that judging people on the basis of their religion or ethnicity will leave us dying in a ditch."

quoted from biblicalarchaeology.org/daily/.

Zach Weinersmith

Boomer Comic: Isn't marriage just terrible??
GenX Comic: Isn't everything just terrible??
Millennial comic: Aren't *I* just terrible??
GenZ comic: Have you noticed butts?

Zach Weinersmith

The Venn Diagram on this one may not be terribly encouraging, but *I* am giggling

Zach Weinersmith

Weird question:

So, one possible nearterm use for AI is as a concierge for purchases, e.g. "find me the best place(s) to buy the following 14 spices online; my budget is 60 dollars" How does this affect advertising? Meaning, part of why advertising works is individual people don't have the time or expertise to do a careful analysis about quality and cost, so brands try to capture attention and then to display quality/desirability.

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Frank Hightower

@ZachWeinersmith I mean... I already have a spreadsheet that does that, no AI required

Tom Dewar

@ZachWeinersmith I think brands double down on branding (i.e. target ads to persuade you to ask your AI concierge for them by name) and use other AIs to poison the well of your concierge’s training (e.g., flooding the internet with favourable reviews and comparison lists).

Tim

@ZachWeinersmith you would just have ai companies start selling spices for 4.28 when normally you could get them for 2.00

Polenta Bianca

@ZachWeinersmith I'd join the movement straight away. No matter what the movement cares about. I'd draw a line at cannibalism. Or maybe not, now that I think about it.

Carl

@ZachWeinersmith

Nukes and satellites might help possess Earth, but ALL would include, say, distant cosmic strings. They still have work to do.

Actually, nukes and satellites wouldn't even help them possess the core of the Earth, now that I think about it.

Matthew Martin

@ZachWeinersmith Not even the billionaires can get that much. Maybe settle for having an øl?

Zach Weinersmith

9 year old is into mythical epics. She knows Beowulf. Got her a kids Iliad, Odyssey, and Ramayana. What else?

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Shevaun

@ZachWeinersmith the Táin Bo Cuailnge, or the Cattle Raid of Cooley, is the best known Irish epic, if that helps.

Musa Nony

@ZachWeinersmith
When she's read the Ramayana, then next should be the Mahabharatha. It's also available in comic book format.
My kids are into Rick Riordan's books. And have read Gaiman's Norse Mythology.

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ijw

@ZachWeinersmith

Hard glare. Slow clap. This may be your finest work sir.

Tom Boardman

@ZachWeinersmith *in a world where we make new year resolutions in May, rather than stepping into whatever low light drizzle dog piss passes for January that year.

Dream Hollow

I mean from a character development perspective I'm very proud of him.

You go, blond guy.

Make your dreams come true, fictional hero.

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ancilevien74 ☮ ⏚ 🔻 ⸮⸮

@ZachWeinersmith
"And so, Weinersmith has demonstrated in his famous comic strip that Einstein, Schrödinger, and Gödel were telling only bollocks."

Børge

@ZachWeinersmith The kerning here made me read "and we can understand and them" and I had to read it multiple times and concentrate to get it right. Probably mostly because I'm sleep deprived, though.

Happy new year! Thank you for all the entertainment and interesting thoughts this year, as in so many previous years! You make the world more bearable with your art! :)

Infrapink (he/his/him)

@ZachWeinersmith I too believe that other people should be judged purely based on the consequences of their actions, while I should be judged primarily on my intentions.

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