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Ronan

@ZachWeinersmith While reading I had a feeling that you had already done something similar.

It's not exactly the same joke (it's kind of the reverse ?), but I find interesting to see the difference in your takes of the same idea a few years apart.
I like the progressive daddification of the guy in the new one.

smbc-comics.com/comic/paternit

Four panels smbc comics from may 15, 2016

Panel 1:
Doctor: The paternity test is complete. I'm afraid you're a father.
Man: What ?!

Panel 2:
Man: What test ?! You didn't draw blood or anything !

Panel 3:
Doctor: You're wearing cargo shorts with a phone holster

Panel 4 (full front view of man, revealing shorts and holster:
Man: They were ten percent off at NOOOOOOOO !
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