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Spark Purcell (they/them)

@Gargron everything that's ever been wrong with the internet in one place? Yikes... I really hope for the sake of humanity that this fails badly.

S

@Gargron Obviously this is a terrible idea, but worse is the motivation ensures it will at least be tried. Calling this democracism is disengenous as well.

stuxโšก

@Gargron I am here for the silly wtf moments in #Loki :blobcatgiggle:

Karen C

@Gargron I couldn't hear a bit of it, I was too busy ๐Ÿ˜ฎ at the costuming. Those un-lapels! And un-collars!

Alessio Durante

@Gargron from Mastodon to Mastotify is a moment! ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Oscoder,

@Gargron Have you tried to "r2d2" on a public usb to test your new chip features? (Just kidding)

Raimondas Lapinskas
@Gargron Does anyone tried to live a healthy lifestyle instead of JAB?
Eugen Rochko

When will they announce that my developer account has been approved #WWDC21

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Eugen Rochko

On-device voice recognition is a game changer. Will finally be able to use it... #WWDC21

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Dag ร…gren โ†™๏ธŽโ†™๏ธŽโ†™๏ธŽ

@Gargron Translations looks like a pretty useful thing for Mastodon apps as well. Although I don't know if it will work without talking to their servers.

Deadly Headshot

@Gargron
Just such a shame that the Snips on-device voice recognition thingy was bought out and shut down!

W4RNER

@Gargron will it learn your voice better all on your device?

Eugen Rochko

I finally got a DUNS number and am now waiting for Apple to approve my developer account. I really wish it didnโ€™t fall on a Friday lol

Eugen Rochko

More things should greet you by saying "Welcome aboard, captain. All systems online" in a slightly glitched robotic voice.

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Talia, but a new display name

@Gargron with a very rare chance of saying "you are the greatest captain on the planet, I'm not even squidding"

Henk Langeveld

@Gargron Now I want to hack my Jabra speaker to say this when my phone comes in Bluetooth range

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white men can't CEO

Should be banned everywhere. Every multi-billion dollar platform (is wise to focus NOT on number of USERS, but instead on number of DOLLARS these entities are making with their ยจfreeยจ services) ... any multi-billion dollar wannabe-multinational has NO ROOM for excuses. The #fascistbook platforms really are perpetuating murder and genocidal abuse... not just in Palestine but everywhere with all the money Trumpยดs guys let them make.

ecosteader.com/web/statuses/10

TIGERSPORTS

@Gargron

Good, let the competition kick in!

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Moondeer

@Gargron No dueling reality information ecosystems for them I guess.

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pinkprius [en]

@Gargron do you know about the "not just bikes" yt channel? youtube.com/c/NotJustBikes
They talk mostly about biking and city planning in the netherlands vs canada and the US.
#bicycle

bluestarultor

@Gargron TBH that all sounds well and good, but in my own experiences the cyclists are the reckless ones 90% of the time. I absolutely DREAD encountering a cyclist because between kids riding hands-free and adults simply not obeying traffic laws, doing shit like jumping into a crosswalk to run a red light because that suddenly makes them a pedestrian at car speeds, my area either has the worst cyclists in the world or there are unacknowledged problems in the cycling community.

zaitcev

@Gargron That article is amazingly warped. A great example of what is wrong with liberals: the entitlement, the arrogance, knowing all the answers, and of course the compliance with the hateful, bigoted liberal narratives.

Eugen Rochko

#Ryanair is "sincerely apologizing to all affected passengers for a regrettable delay". What is a kidnapping if not a regrettable delay huh #Belarus

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Br0m3x

@Gargron
Can't find your 'statement' regarding Morales' plane which was forced to land in Vienna in 2013?
What was it?

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It costs 10โ‚ฌ extra to not be handed off to the Belorussian authorities. He forgot to add that option while booking his ticket.

anmey

@Gargron The hijacking is ugly... however, I don't think they'll bring down a plane because of a "blogger". The propaganda war reaches everyone... as long as it's against Russia or China. I hope we don't miscalculate... Russia, China and the western dependence on the production of everything that blinks...

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Damn! Pepe!

@Gargron my son wants it badly for the Switch, and this could be the last straw for buying it :-). Thanks

GMate8

@Gargron I have it too
I got it from the Epic Store when it was free
You could make a gamenight ;)

TheRaven

@Gargron Don't really fancy Survival Games, but actually found myself enjoying Subnautica. Good pick.

Eugen Rochko

โ€œHow Apple screwed Facebook - Appleโ€™s iOS 14.5 update has triggered an unstoppable collapse in Facebookโ€™s ability to collect user dataโ€

wired.co.uk/article/apple-ios1

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n0btc

@Gargron great to see those kinds of opt out rates. Facebook is finally getting the rug pulled from under it. Now all the practices they swept under that rug will be exposed again.

trzcina

@Gargron "screwed" ? No, they have fixed and firbidden this continuous tracking of everything by f***book.

Eugen Rochko

Realizing that all of the cheese has gone bad while you are in the middle of making a sandwich

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caleb

@Gargron How can cheese go bad? You are saying your mold has mold on it?

marius

@Gargron sounds like the state of web development in today's world, doesn't it?

Edafealex

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Eugen Rochko

"Replace the 500 HTTP status message with The Bees They're In My Eyes in all your favourite web servers"

github.com/aprescott/bees.rb

Eugen Rochko

Headline: "Why intermittent fasting isn't effective or healthy"

What's actually in the article: Intermittent fasting does not reduce risk of cancer or cardiovascular disease and is not effective when people binge-eat while doing it

Well, d'uh

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GSUGambit

@Gargron lol gotta love accurate titles for clickbait ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Alison Mason

@Gargron
So disgusting that it is still operating ... criminals rule the world with the new world order there is no protection from them

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