More things should greet you by saying "Welcome aboard,...

More things should greet you by saying "Welcome aboard, captain. All systems online" in a slightly glitched robotic voice.

Like 28 May 2021 at 23:39 | Open on mastodon.social

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Moon

@Gargron This is why you ended up calling posts "toots"

29 May 2021 at 0:06 | Open on shitposter.club

28 May 2021 at 23:50 | Open on lizards.live

@vriska @Moon Based on what

29 May 2021 at 0:04 | Open on mastodon.social

@Gargron @Moon based on you adding emoji reacts to mastodon

29 May 2021 at 0:06 | Open on lizards.live

Jefe

@Gargron Next minor version of mastodon?

29 May 2021 at 0:20 | Open on mastodon.social

@Gargron If I had a horror like a Nest doorbell, I'd have it say this when I go OUT of my house.

29 May 2021 at 16:10 | Open on khat.komitea.fi

@Gargron with a very rare chance of saying "you are the greatest captain on the planet, I'm not even squidding"

29 May 2021 at 17:50 | Open on mastodon.social

29 May 2021 at 22:22 | Open on mastodon.online

29 May 2021 at 22:26 | Open on mastodon.social

@Gargron I have a sudden need to have a speaker play this when I enter my room.

1 Jun 2021 at 5:37 | Open on mastodon.online

@Gargron Now I want to hack my Jabra speaker to say this when my phone comes in Bluetooth range

2 Jun 2021 at 6:41 | Open on mastodon.social