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Missing The Point

This. This is why some of us are here every day, grinding.

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WilliamBob

@MissingThePt -much tooting about the obvious choice to play Harris on SNL; however, remember SNL also has the SOFA KING sketch anytime they want. Back to the front-send in the clowns!😬

Missing The Point

In a modern day version of the legend of Excalibur, the right and true successor to Joe Biden will be the person who successfully pulls the sword from out of his back that was placed there by the New York Times.

Missing The Point

Breaking: Sam Altman receives the Scarlett Letter.

Brad Stowers

@MissingThePt There is no one quite as entitled as a Tech Bro who sees $$$ in front of him.

Kacey 🌌

@MissingThePt shouldn't it be "allowed to play any person, or any tree, or any animal"?

Missing The Point

Solar eclipse alt-text:

MOON SUN
MOONSUN
MOONUN
MOONN
MOON
SMOON
SUMOON
SUNMOON
SUN MOON

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liilliil 🇫🇯🇱🇨🇱🇧

@MissingThePt

MOON SUN
MOONSUN
MOONUN
MOONN
MOON
SMOON ← 💍 DIAMOND RING ! OMG ! WOW !
SUMOON
SUNMOON
SUN MOON

g135

@MissingThePt it was pretty much this where I saw it

Missing The Point

If Liz Truss couldn’t outlast a head of lettuce, Tom Emmer failed to outlast an avocado.

Missing The Point

Trump can build up tolerance to prison. Here’s how.

Small gradual exposures to arraignments can help Trump build tolerance to the prospect of imprisonment, experts say.

Lis

@MissingThePt I don't want him to build up tolerance, I want him in and the key thrown away.

Missing The Point

Pro tip: Start every post with “my phone is about to die” and then you can end it whenever you want if you haven’t thought of a good

Missing The Point

I don’t want to create a Threads account but to be polite I went ahead and sent Zuck all of my personal information.

Missing The Point

Breaking: Congress limits Twitter alternatives to one per day.

Stanley Nerdlinger

@MissingThePt
Unconstitutional! It limits my freedom to choose one billionaire's social media over another billionaire's social media

Missing The Point

Today I learned that MILF does not mean “Mastodonian I’d Like to Follow” and excuse me while I go back and edit several dozen posts.

Missing The Point

Toyota is toying with an EV prototype that mimics driving a manual transmission, complete with a stick shift that doesn’t do anything and fake engine noises. Other technological holdovers we should preserve:

— Laptops have fake external dial-up modems that make loud squawking noises whenever you are online.

— Cellphones have large rotary dials mounted on top of the screen.

— Pressing a car accelerator plays a recording of a galloping horse and a person shouting “heeyaw!”

StarkRG

@MissingThePt Ok, you joke, but there's actually a device that mimics hard drive sounds for SSDs installed in retro computers. Also, more to your point, I literally have thought about adding dial-up sounds to the start-up sequence of the serial-wifi modem I made to get my 1994 Mac Powerbook 520c on my network.

tomshardware.com/news/hdd-clic

Missing The Point

The best way to stick it to Elon is to boost my posts on Mastodon. That’s just science.

CautionWIP 🇨🇦 🏳️‍🌈

@MissingThePt @joshbuchea I think I just got my account locked for basically doing that. :)

Missing The Point

I bought a Mastodon blue checkmark but I’m hiding it.

Missing The Point

I’m starting my own for-profit Mastodon instance. I’ll be serving up ads and selling data about you (three commas club here I come!), and I’m going to decide what you see, what the rules are (they may change!), and who can join (and be forewarned, I’ve been feeling a little alt-righty lately). Who’s in?!

Missing The Point

NEW MASTODON USERS: If you are having trouble with Mastodon, try turning it Mastodoff and then Mastodon again.

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Marc Baillargeon-Molloy

@MissingThePt @DHSDarcy My contracts not up with Rogers for another year in September yet so I’ll be waiting for the 16 and at that point I’ll decide if there’s anything that really saves me to get the new one I’ll go for it as always

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