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Missing The Point

If Liz Truss couldn’t outlast a head of lettuce, Tom Emmer failed to outlast an avocado.

Like 24 Oct 2023 at 21:11 | Open on mastodon.social

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PunkLawyer

He was a hairy strawberry from the start. Straight to compost.

24 Oct 2023 at 21:13 | Open on mastodon.sdf.org

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@punklawyer @MissingThePt EWWWW!
but good analogy! ☹️

24 Oct 2023 at 21:18 | Open on mastodon.sdf.org

sollat

@punklawyer @MissingThePt
Election denial + Pro-crypto = Yuck

24 Oct 2023 at 21:31 | Open on masto.ai

Stanley Nerdlinger

@MissingThePt
And the avocado was pealed!

24 Oct 2023 at 21:27 | Open on lor.sh

jr conlin

Next Speaker of the House will be the dry erase marker they've been using to "engrave" those gavels.

24 Oct 2023 at 21:29 | Open on soc.jrconlin.com

LeaBug

@MissingThePt so I take it we don't have a speaker yet??

24 Oct 2023 at 21:58 | Open on mindly.social

Flowermob

@MissingThePt TBF, an avocado doesn't last very long.

24 Oct 2023 at 22:01 | Open on mastodon.social

@MissingThePt We’re going for the chewing gum record next.

24 Oct 2023 at 22:07 | Open on mastodon.social

Kid Mania

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‘I killed him': How Trump torpedoed Tom Emmer’s speaker bid...
https://www.politico.com/news/2023/10/24/i-killed-him-how-trump-torpedoed-tom-emmers-speaker-bid-00123329

24 Oct 2023 at 22:38 | Open on mastodon.social

@MissingThePt @lisamelton still longer than the ripeness window for any that I ever have in my kitchen, though.

24 Oct 2023 at 23:01 | Open on mastodon.coffee