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Missing The Point

If Liz Truss couldn’t outlast a head of lettuce, Tom Emmer failed to outlast an avocado.

24 Oct 2023 at 21:11 | Open on mastodon.social
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PunkLawyer

@MissingThePt

He was a hairy strawberry from the start. Straight to compost.

24 Oct 2023 at 21:13 | Open on mastodon.sdf.org
Stanley Nerdlinger
jr conlin —〰—

@MissingThePt

Next Speaker of the House will be the dry erase marker they've been using to "engrave" those gavels.

24 Oct 2023 at 21:29 | Open on soc.jrconlin.com
LeaBug

@MissingThePt so I take it we don't have a speaker yet??

24 Oct 2023 at 21:58 | Open on mindly.social
Glimmering of a Flowermob

@MissingThePt TBF, an avocado doesn't last very long.

24 Oct 2023 at 22:01 | Open on mastodon.social
Pablo Rrrrrrr

@MissingThePt We’re going for the chewing gum record next.

24 Oct 2023 at 22:07 | Open on mastodon.social
Kid Mania
Don Whiteside

@MissingThePt @lisamelton still longer than the ripeness window for any that I ever have in my kitchen, though.

24 Oct 2023 at 23:01 | Open on mastodon.coffee
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