@MissingThePt Moro Islamic Liberation Front

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My Itchy Left Foot?

@MissingThePt "Hot Mastodians I'd Like to Follow are in your area and looking to have fun RIGHT NOW!"

@MissingThePt LOL!

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@MissingThePt 69 is code for mutuals. Source: trust me

@MissingThePt write some script :)

@MissingThePt @sudaksis this is so wholesome

@MissingThePt yeah, these Mastodonians can be, uh, provocative.

@MissingThePt not sure that I made the list anyways. Besides I would be more of a TILF.

@MissingThePt this has to be a joke lmao

@MissingThePt I think this more of a Venn diagram thing where some MILFs are MILFs but not all MILFs are MILFs. This differs from a Svenn diagram which is the intersection of two circles, people from Sweden and guys whose names start with an S.

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Ahhh, so what does the "Hot" part of "Hot MILF" mean?

Hightailed Outta Twitter?

@MissingThePt Yeah, because everything is based on sex with already-married people.

@MissingThePt you mean Meson Iteration Location Framing ?

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@MissingThePt @fonecokid some of us are MILFs AND MILFs tyvm

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I thought I was already following you, but turned out, no, you were just being that well boosted.
Fixed!

@MissingThePt Mother I'd like To Forward a bunch of flowers to.

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@MissingThePt Someone I knew at a forum decided it means "Mature I'd Like to Friend," which works for me 😂

@MissingThePt An acronym used by some to describe their attraction to older... programming languages: MATLAB, Integer BASIC, Lisp, and Fortran.

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I’m personally offended by the constant references to ‘badly-behaved’ Mastodonians when I’ve found everyone here perfectly charming.

@MissingThePt i understand in the end why so few of them follow me. It's not just because of my rare activity

@MissingThePt That sounds like when I found out "hook up" does not mean the same thing as "hang out" 😂

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@MissingThePt So…you missed the point??

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Snigger.... 😂

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@MissingThePt brilliant! Easy mistake to make.

@MissingThePt #usernamechecksout

@MissingThePt Have you been spending time with David Cameron again?

https://www.businessinsider.com/david-cameron-lol-lots-of-love-rebekah-brooks-2012-5?r=US&IR=T

@MissingThePt I still cherish the memory of a radio guy at Wrigley Field for a Cubs game referring to "squadrons of MILFs" on WGN years ago.

@MissingThePt 😏🤣

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Wait, wut? BRB...!!