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Missing The Point

Today I learned that MILF does not mean “Mastodonian I’d Like to Follow” and excuse me while I go back and edit several dozen posts.

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simplism

@MissingThePt please don't. I took that as a compliment

Sean Tilley

@MissingThePt "Hot Mastodians I'd Like to Follow are in your area and looking to have fun RIGHT NOW!"

Danny Boling ☮️

@deadsuperhero

I'm gonna be snickering about this all night now. 😂

@MissingThePt


@MissingThePt yeah, these Mastodonians can be, uh, provocative.

Veronica ⚧ 🏳️‍⚧️

@MissingThePt not sure that I made the list anyways. Besides I would be more of a TILF.

aethervision

@MissingThePt I think this more of a Venn diagram thing where some MILFs are MILFs but not all MILFs are MILFs. This differs from a Svenn diagram which is the intersection of two circles, people from Sweden and guys whose names start with an S.

Havenite

@MissingThePt

Ahhh, so what does the "Hot" part of "Hot MILF" mean?

Hightailed Outta Twitter?

Jason Madrid

@Havenite @MissingThePt

"Hot" isn't an acronym; I'm pretty sure it still just means "hot."

Nuncio Bitis ✷ ✅ 🏳️‍🌈

@MissingThePt Yeah, because everything is based on sex with already-married people.

Edelruth In The Wrong Timeline

@MissingThePt

I thought I was already following you, but turned out, no, you were just being that well boosted.
Fixed!

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@MissingThePt Mother I'd like To Forward a bunch of flowers to.

Valerie Sonh :verigold:

@MissingThePt Someone I knew at a forum decided it means "Mature I'd Like to Friend," which works for me 😂

Nantucket E-Books

@MissingThePt An acronym used by some to describe their attraction to older... programming languages: MATLAB, Integer BASIC, Lisp, and Fortran.

Nantucket E-Books

@MelbPTUser @MissingThePt@mastodon.socialnteger BASIC, from the Apple I and early Apple II.

Mercurius Goldstein

@MissingThePt
I’m personally offended by the constant references to ‘badly-behaved’ Mastodonians when I’ve found everyone here perfectly charming.

fafanarcool

@MissingThePt i understand in the end why so few of them follow me. It's not just because of my rare activity

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@MissingThePt That sounds like when I found out "hook up" does not mean the same thing as "hang out" 😂

Alan Miller :verified_paw:

@MissingThePt I still cherish the memory of a radio guy at Wrigley Field for a Cubs game referring to "squadrons of MILFs" on WGN years ago.

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