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oshy

POV: You made the mistake of trying to track a package in 2024

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hazelnot :yell:

@ocean ...I finally understand the "wants to know your location" thing. Firefox uses different wording for that message so it never clicked with me πŸ’€

Rejin

@ocean Asking for your location is pretty redundant πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™€οΈ

MrC

@ocean My favorite is they all say "This site knows everything we know! Don't you dare ask a human for help!"

oshy

Super Powered Wii with the Xbox Xpander Pack installed

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Stefan

@ocean haha, so totally fitting this Photo. πŸ˜…

Well done and thank you for sharing.πŸ˜‰

Also thanks to @XiongShui for sharing this Post into my Timeline. πŸ‘

Christian Gudrian

@ocean Now someone just has to start selling phones to pigeons.

Scott

@ocean DON’T DO IT! It’s the peregrine falcon hotline!

oshy

HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oshy

Dutch people on their laptops like

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Ramin Honary

@ocean
What is that little drawer on the side of the laptop really used for? I've seen them once or twice, usually on 20-year-old laptops, but never actually figured out what they do.

(Just kidding.)

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Lookie, Lookie! I found your laptop, @stux!

oshy

Hey just a gentile tip: ⚠️

❌ DO NOT USE SMS 2FA ❌

Lots of sites still erroneously describe SMS 2FA as "Secure"

It's not! βŒπŸ“±

All someone has to do is know your phone number and call the company asking for a new sim 😱

And they have all your accounts 😨

MaRina 🌻

@ocean that's a reason I'm happy you can't do it here

Steffo 🐲

@ocean oh god yes. Still don't like it that PayPal uses sms in favour of a security key. Like, for real! I had once added my security keys (only then I saw that you can only add one...).

1. Optionally login with Security Key
2. Login with SMS (because more secure, blahblah)
3. Do shit

Same with TOTP btw. I hate PayPal!

ro

@ocean provided they know your passwords. unless it's using passwordless login, but in that case, it isn't really a second factor.

oshy

No crime allowed between 8am and 6pm

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εΎ‘εœ’γ―γγ„
@ocean criminals waiting for a few more minutes at 7.55 am for crime to be permitted
Epsi

@ocean@raru.re oh okay I will wait patiently until 6pm then

Rozzychan

@ocean
Guess you gotta wait till 6:30pm to pick pockets then.
LOL

oshy

My senpai: "you don't ever take off your wrist watch? Thats weird"

Me: "It's not weird, it's TRANS-HUMANISM. I am a CYBORG senpai"

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GMate8

@ocean this cat reminds me to that baby who ate the camera

logan

@ocean@raru.re often more wires then the wired device. (brain not function correctly right now, insert more coffee) #πŸ€”

oshy

Yo guys, like this post if you've breathed before

oshy

Linux commands and what they do
A guide

cat - it tlaps your files like a cat
df - it stands for "Dog Friend" it summons a small dog on the corner of your screen that you can pet with your mouse
ssh - what you say to you computer when u want it to be quieter
cd - you can type this command in when you want your computer to play your creedence clearwater revival CD that you've had in the disk drive since 1998
tail - shows u a fluffy fox tail
dmesg - sends your favorite dude an email. The dude you sent the mail to can be configured in dude.conf
uhhh idk thats all for today

Linux commands and what they do
A guide

cat - it tlaps your files like a cat
df - it stands for "Dog Friend" it summons a small dog on the corner of your screen that you can pet with your mouse
ssh - what you say to you computer when u want it to be quieter
cd - you can type this command in when you want your computer to play your creedence clearwater revival CD that you've had in the disk drive since 1998
tail - shows u a fluffy fox tail
dmesg - sends your favorite dude an email. The dude you sent the...

oshy

Spotify has been kinda annoying always emailing me and having those cookie banners and pushing for stupid podcasts and shit

I THINK
I'm gonna go back to Apple Music..

pounce
@ocean come back to Epic Games β„’ bandcamp
oshy

Did you guys have a good giftmas~?

Anonymous poll

Poll

Yes!!!
3
13%
It was ok~
14
60.9%
It was a sad giftmas..e
6
26.1%
23 people voted.
Voting ended 1 Jan 2022 at 23:08.
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