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oshy

POV: You made the mistake of trying to track a package in 2024

It's the UPS website and it's absolutely littered with popups and junk and other filth, so much so that you can't even seen the content of the page for all the cookie notices and tracking requests and chat help boxes
28 March at 17:55 | Open on raru.re
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hazelnot :yell:

@ocean ...I finally understand the "wants to know your location" thing. Firefox uses different wording for that message so it never clicked with me 💀

16 April at 15:12 | Open on sunbeam.city
Rejin

@ocean Asking for your location is pretty redundant 🤦🏽‍♀️

16 April at 15:21 | Open on masto.nyc
MrC

@ocean My favorite is they all say "This site knows everything we know! Don't you dare ask a human for help!"

16 April at 16:25 | Open on mastodon.sdf.org
oshy

Super Powered Wii with the Xbox Xpander Pack installed

A twitter post that says "I actually run all my Wii ISOs from the USB port using this: Some of you will recognise thats actually an Xbox 360 Hard Drive! But don't worry - it's just the 360 HDD. Inside the chassis is actually the HDD that came with my PS3! 😅 My Wii uses parts from all its contemporaries!" And this has a picture of a Wii with an Xbox 360 HDD plugged into it
12 Sep 2023 at 8:01 | Open on raru.re
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Stefan

@ocean haha, so totally fitting this Photo. 😅

Well done and thank you for sharing.😉

Also thanks to @XiongShui for sharing this Post into my Timeline. 👍

15 Jun 2023 at 14:49 | Open on quasselkopf.de
Christian Gudrian

@ocean Now someone just has to start selling phones to pigeons.

17 Jun 2023 at 17:34 | Open on mastodon.social
Scott

@ocean DON’T DO IT! It’s the peregrine falcon hotline!

8 Jul 2023 at 19:24 | Open on social.seattle.wa.us
oshy

HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A picture of the first iPhone with the caption "iPhone 15 Pro will be able to "connect to the internet" and "browse the web" according to sources familiar with the matter"
13 May 2023 at 17:05 | Open on raru.re
oshy

Dutch people on their laptops like

It's a stroopwaffle in a very old laptop's disk drive
19 Mar 2023 at 20:25 | Open on raru.re
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Ramin Honary

@ocean
What is that little drawer on the side of the laptop really used for? I've seen them once or twice, usually on 20-year-old laptops, but never actually figured out what they do.

(Just kidding.)

20 Mar 2023 at 1:34 | Open on emacs.ch
strwbrryJen
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Lookie, Lookie! I found your laptop, @stux!

20 Mar 2023 at 9:23 | Open on mstdn.social
oshy

Hey just a gentile tip: ⚠️

❌ DO NOT USE SMS 2FA ❌

Lots of sites still erroneously describe SMS 2FA as "Secure"

It's not! ❌📱

All someone has to do is know your phone number and call the company asking for a new sim 😱

And they have all your accounts 😨

10 Feb 2023 at 9:45 | Open on raru.re
MaRina 🌻

@ocean that's a reason I'm happy you can't do it here

10 Feb 2023 at 9:48 | Open on raru.re
Steffo 🐲

@ocean oh god yes. Still don't like it that PayPal uses sms in favour of a security key. Like, for real! I had once added my security keys (only then I saw that you can only add one...).

1. Optionally login with Security Key
2. Login with SMS (because more secure, blahblah)
3. Do shit

Same with TOTP btw. I hate PayPal!

10 Feb 2023 at 9:56 | Open on fellies.social
ro

@ocean provided they know your passwords. unless it's using passwordless login, but in that case, it isn't really a second factor.

10 Feb 2023 at 10:08 | Open on raru.re
oshy
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✨The day is coming✨

It's a news article from Hard Drive that says: Nintendo announces all still-functioning Wiis will self destruct in 2023. Nintendo announced that any Nintendo Wii that is still in working order will incinerate upon an upcoming date..
1 Jan 2023 at 1:21 | Open on raru.re
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oshy

No crime allowed between 8am and 6pm

It's a sign outside that says "No Crime 8am - 6pm" it looks real
18 Nov 2022 at 9:30 | Open on raru.re
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御園はくい
@ocean criminals waiting for a few more minutes at 7.55 am for crime to be permitted
18 Nov 2022 at 10:03 | Open on tuusin.misono-ya.info
Epsi

@ocean@raru.re oh okay I will wait patiently until 6pm then

29 Apr 2023 at 19:54 | Open on mk.absturztau.be
Rozzychan

@ocean
Guess you gotta wait till 6:30pm to pick pockets then.
LOL

29 Apr 2023 at 19:59 | Open on fandom.ink
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oshy

My senpai: "you don't ever take off your wrist watch? Thats weird"

Me: "It's not weird, it's TRANS-HUMANISM. I am a CYBORG senpai"

14 Aug 2022 at 6:31 | Open on raru.re
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GMate8

@ocean this cat reminds me to that baby who ate the camera

10 Aug 2022 at 9:24 | Open on mastodon.online
logan

@ocean@raru.re often more wires then the wired device. (brain not function correctly right now, insert more coffee) #🤔

13 Aug 2022 at 17:19 | Open on www.loganjohndarylgraham.xyz
Marsxyz
oshy

Yo guys, like this post if you've breathed before

6 Jul 2022 at 18:30 | Open on raru.re
oshy
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Linux commands and what they do
A guide

cat - it tlaps your files like a cat
df - it stands for "Dog Friend" it summons a small dog on the corner of your screen that you can pet with your mouse
ssh - what you say to you computer when u want it to be quieter
cd - you can type this command in when you want your computer to play your creedence clearwater revival CD that you've had in the disk drive since 1998
tail - shows u a fluffy fox tail
dmesg - sends your favorite dude an email. The dude you sent the mail to can be configured in dude.conf
uhhh idk thats all for today

Linux commands and what they do
A guide

cat - it tlaps your files like a cat
df - it stands for "Dog Friend" it summons a small dog on the corner of your screen that you can pet with your mouse
ssh - what you say to you computer when u want it to be quieter
cd - you can type this command in when you want your computer to play your creedence clearwater revival CD that you've had in the disk drive since 1998
tail - shows u a fluffy fox tail
dmesg - sends your favorite dude an email. The dude you sent...

13 Jun 2022 at 21:34 | Open on raru.re
oshy

Spotify has been kinda annoying always emailing me and having those cookie banners and pushing for stupid podcasts and shit

I THINK
I'm gonna go back to Apple Music..

3 Apr 2022 at 17:36 | Open on raru.re
pounce
@ocean come back to Epic Games ™ bandcamp
3 Apr 2022 at 21:05 | Open on nyan.network
oshy

Did you guys have a good giftmas~?

Anonymous poll

Poll

Yes!!!
3
13%
It was ok~
14
60.9%
It was a sad giftmas..e
6
26.1%
23 people voted.
Voting ended 1 Jan 2022 at 23:08.
25 Dec 2021 at 23:08 | Open on raru.re
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