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A sign that reads "tired of being a bird?" with a picture of a bird on it, there are lil bits of the paper at the bottom with a contact number that the viewer could tear off to keep for later, a bird is seen tearing off one of the contact number slips

Like 14 Jun 2023 at 5:54 | Open on raru.re

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mousebot

@ocean it us

14 Jun 2023 at 20:58 | Open on todon.nl

A poster that say want a new challenge? Retrain as a swan. Two day courses. No previous experience necessary. The is a -hoot of a swan on the poster.

14 Jun 2023 at 21:45 | Open on mastodon.art

@ocean alt text got a bit clobbered by Apple’s dumb spellcheck at the end. Should say photo of a swan. It changed it to a hoot of a swan.

14 Jun 2023 at 21:57 | Open on mastodon.art

Sophia The Evil Gnome ✔

@ocean That's silly. Pigeons usually can't read. The birb probably fell in love with the other birb on the picture and hoped, to find a birb partner this way. 🕊️ 💕 🕊️

14 Jun 2023 at 23:16 | Open on mastodonapp.uk

@SophiaFree
@ocean
This is how I got tricked out of being a bird. One moment the only care I have in the world is which park has the best breadcrumbs and now apparently I have to justify my existence through meaningless toil? Now I have to be burdened with the knowledge of my own mortality?

Do not recommend.

15 Jun 2023 at 4:40 | Open on mstdn.social

@ocean traitor

15 Jun 2023 at 0:45 | Open on mastodon.social

@ocean @bnys We need a story about what happens next and what the bird is transformed into. :D

15 Jun 2023 at 1:24 | Open on mastodon.social

:rainbow_heart: Pandora

@ocean never.

15 Jun 2023 at 4:56 | Open on beach.city

@ocean Compliments on your alt text!

15 Jun 2023 at 6:12 | Open on smutlandia.com

Stefan

@ocean haha, so totally fitting this Photo. 😅

Well done and thank you for sharing.😉

Also thanks to @XiongShui for sharing this Post into my Timeline. 👍

15 Jun 2023 at 14:49 | Open on quasselkopf.de

Christian Gudrian

@ocean Now someone just has to start selling phones to pigeons.

17 Jun 2023 at 17:34 | Open on mastodon.social

Scott

@ocean DON’T DO IT! It’s the peregrine falcon hotline!

8 Jul 2023 at 19:24 | Open on social.seattle.wa.us