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props to whatever nintendo person smoked a big weed & was like "what if you made a game where you use the CONSOLE to control the CONTROLLER"
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 @chrisisgr8 I love Labo so much. Labo was Nintendo showing up to the Met Gala in greasemonkey coveralls to remind everyone where she came from. "Toy company first. Games are a kind of toy." @chrisisgr8  the interviewer: here's some broken code, tell us how you would fix it
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  @chrisisgr8 chris posted this to me in DM and i confirmed it as a citizen of vermont  @chrisisgr8 This is all they got out of stealing everyone's code on GitHub for their "AI"??? silicon valley VCs' best ideas of the 2020s:
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   getting fired from apple for printing out little pieces of paper that say ".DS_Store" and leaving them everywhere
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i like how "illegal in the EU" means it probably violated a human right and "illegal in florida" means it probably is a human right
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@chrisisgr8 As others have noted with pointed examples, that's not entirely true. At least not right now. Hopefully, we can get both jurisdictions to the point where "illegal" = violates human right(s). If we're careful, lucky and brave enough...it might even happen in our lifetimes. 2022: what if you had to find an alternative to twitter
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@chrisisgr8 okay so applying to apple again and just making the cover letter an appeal to let me try fixing whatever makes ventura absolutely unusably slow with my network drive "i know i've never worked on OS components or a network service before, but i really care about this bug and i think i would be cool to work there anyway so maybe we can do something? call me" how to use git: 2. use them 3. alright, try a different one 4. look up the errors 5. fucking shit, hang on, ok  @chrisisgr8 238: what. ok no. alright, i can fix this with two rebases, a hard reset, and a force push... *cut to 2am, face illuminated by a screen of diffs* i am no longer interested in the wynd portable air purifier (also of course they are from the bay area lmao)  @chrisisgr8 virgin white circle called «Sentry» by mistake VS REAL sentry that REALLY can protect something hot covid minimizing fuck, apparently an osha emergency standard submitted to joe biden had stated that covid "presents a grave danger in every shared workplace in the United States" and then revised it, on joe's request, to only be about health care workers |
@chrisisgr8 a *google* clock
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Next: find out about our clock AI features! You'd think "what does a clock need AI for?" Well we thought about it too but we figured it! Take the tour!
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"By continuing to use this clock app you accept that:-
* This clock will track your use of time, all the time, even when you are wasting it.
* We may withdraw time without notice. You are responsible for saving your own time.
* We do not guarantee that time will move forward at a constant rate in the fourth dimension. Back-up your clock to avoid disorientation.
* We may switch your time to an alternative dimension without notice.
* Time may stop at any, er, time."
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"By continuing to use this clock app you accept that:-
* This clock will track your use of time, all the time, even when you are wasting it.
* We may withdraw time without notice. You are responsible for saving your own time.
* We do not guarantee that time will move forward at a constant rate in the fourth dimension. Back-up your clock to avoid disorientation.