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remote procedure chris

incredible.. 1sec exposure with google pixel 6 pro
11 May at 4:46 | Open on tech.lgbt
Wolf480pl

@chrisisgr8 you could say it's pixel-perfect

11 May at 6:40 | Open on mstdn.io
remote procedure chris

the interviewer: here's some broken code, tell us how you would fix it
me, anxiously trying to remember what the experienced engineers on fedi are saying all the time: turn the computer off and walk into the woods

23 January at 1:35 | Open on tech.lgbt
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Lulu (she) · לולו (היא)

@chrisisgr8 contemplate on the fact that computers were a mistake

23 January at 9:21 | Open on hachyderm.io
Kat

@chrisisgr8 Can't honestly say I'd fail a candidate if that were their first answer.

23 January at 10:35 | Open on chaosfem.tw
remote procedure chris

wow this is getting around hire me!

23 January at 13:54 | Open on tech.lgbt
remote procedure chris

bing is honestly my new favorite search engine
26 Nov 2023 at 7:55 | Open on tech.lgbt
A Reptile Dysfunction :verified_dragon:

@chrisisgr8 chris posted this to me in DM and i confirmed it as a citizen of vermont

26 Nov 2023 at 8:24 | Open on tech.lgbt
Nuncio Bitis ✷ ✅ 🏳️‍🌈

@chrisisgr8 This is all they got out of stealing everyone's code on GitHub for their "AI"???
LOL!!!!

26 Nov 2023 at 14:29 | Open on mstdn.social
remote procedure chris

silicon valley VCs' best ideas of the 2020s:
-put a drone on something
-wrongness generator 3000 (uses more energy than a small nation)
-fraud
-space pollution
-self-crashing cars
-an app that is actually criminally underpaid workers in another country
-an app that is actually criminally underpaid workers in this country
-fascism
-vrchat but it cost 20x to make and it fucking sucks
-layoffs

5 Nov 2023 at 19:16 | Open on tech.lgbt
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remote procedure chris

getting fired from apple for printing out little pieces of paper that say ".DS_Store" and leaving them everywhere

3 Oct 2023 at 0:53 | Open on tech.lgbt
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Bill Hulley

@chrisisgr8 write .AppleDouble on the other side

10 Nov 2023 at 15:19 | Open on mastodon.online
David J. Bianco (He/Him)

@chrisisgr8 This is what they should call their onsite company store.

10 Nov 2023 at 15:20 | Open on infosec.exchange
James Helferty

@chrisisgr8 I wonder if their catering company ever orders fortune cookies. 🤔

10 Nov 2023 at 15:30 | Open on mastodon.social
remote procedure chris

i like how "illegal in the EU" means it probably violated a human right and "illegal in florida" means it probably is a human right

5 Jul 2023 at 7:34 | Open on tech.lgbt
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Dwight Williams (💉 x6) + 😷

@chrisisgr8 As others have noted with pointed examples, that's not entirely true. At least not right now.

Hopefully, we can get both jurisdictions to the point where "illegal" = violates human right(s). If we're careful, lucky and brave enough...it might even happen in our lifetimes.

6 Jul 2023 at 0:33 | Open on mastodon.social
Rusty Ralston

@chrisisgr8 so, this is how I learn that the EU bans saving drowning migrants

6 Jul 2023 at 1:02 | Open on meow.social
Diesel

@chrisisgr8
I wish it was as simple as that.

6 Jul 2023 at 3:11 | Open on masto.nu
remote procedure chris

2022: what if you had to find an alternative to twitter
2023: what if you had to find an alternative to reddit, discord, youtube, every single search engine, and microsoft windows

12 Jun 2023 at 19:09 | Open on tech.lgbt
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ριɳɠυιɳσ

@chrisisgr8 ill just hide out in zelda til everyone gets on mastodon and bluesky

13 Jun 2023 at 20:01 | Open on defcon.social
#Guigui

@chrisisgr8 okay so
- twitter: pretty much done
- Reddit: idk but I'm no longer on Reddit
- discord: uhhhh fuck
- YouTube: im fucked
- every single search engine: what search engine could I switch to tho
- windows: l already became a Linux user around 2022

13 Jun 2023 at 20:29 | Open on mastodon.gamedev.place
Max :blobcatadorablepink:

@chrisisgr8

Well I did all this in 2020
Much better now
:blobcatbox:

13 Jun 2023 at 20:59 | Open on mstdn.social
remote procedure chris

applying to apple again and just making the cover letter an appeal to let me try fixing whatever makes ventura absolutely unusably slow with my network drive

7 Apr 2023 at 19:24 | Open on tech.lgbt
remote procedure chris

"i know i've never worked on OS components or a network service before, but i really care about this bug and i think i would be cool to work there anyway so maybe we can do something? call me"

7 Apr 2023 at 19:25 | Open on tech.lgbt
remote procedure chris

how to use git:
1. learn the basics, get familiar with the essential commands

2. use them

3. alright, try a different one

4. look up the errors

5. fucking shit, hang on, ok

2 Apr 2023 at 19:48 | Open on tech.lgbt
ator robot

@chrisisgr8 238: what. ok no. alright, i can fix this with two rebases, a hard reset, and a force push...

*cut to 2am, face illuminated by a screen of diffs*
mistakes were made

2 Apr 2023 at 21:28 | Open on tech.lgbt
remote procedure chris

what the fucking god tech bros need to stop
27 Jan 2023 at 6:22 | Open on tech.lgbt
remote procedure chris

i am no longer interested in the wynd portable air purifier (also of course they are from the bay area lmao)

27 Jan 2023 at 6:31 | Open on tech.lgbt
Moana Rijndael 🍍🍕

@chrisisgr8 virgin white circle called «Sentry» by mistake VS REAL sentry that REALLY can protect something
27 Jan 2023 at 8:34 | Open on mastodon.ml
remote procedure chris

hot covid minimizing fuck, apparently an osha emergency standard submitted to joe biden had stated that covid "presents a grave danger in every shared workplace in the United States" and then revised it, on joe's request, to only be about health care workers
news.bloomberglaw.com/safety/o

14 Jan 2023 at 2:02 | Open on tech.lgbt
mattyzero

@chrisisgr8 that’s just depressing. I would like to know the exact moment when all leadership collectively gave up. Like, was there some data that they looked at and were like, “yeah, we’ll never beat this, so we’re not gonna try.” Or did they all decide the economic cost was too high? I have trouble buying that it was the economic argument because sure, maybe in the short term there some selfish economic benefit to pretending it all away, but I feel like the long term damages are just unfathomable. “Hey, that’s cool you didn’t die, sucks about the whole not being able to do your job anymore because of long covid though”

@chrisisgr8 that’s just depressing. I would like to know the exact moment when all leadership collectively gave up. Like, was there some data that they looked at and were like, “yeah, we’ll never beat this, so we’re not gonna try.” Or did they all decide the economic cost was too high? I have trouble buying that it was the economic argument because sure, maybe in the short term there some selfish economic benefit to pretending it all away, but I feel like the long term damages are just unfathomable....

14 Jan 2023 at 2:30 | Open on vulpine.club
remote procedure chris

i like computers that look computery. real ones know what i mean

23 Nov 2022 at 7:50 | Open on tech.lgbt
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