@chrisisgr8 Shit, why?! What reason ...

@chrisisgr8 @kuriko Subscribe to Clock Premium+ to unlock seconds

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also, windows calculator

@chrisisgr8 If a clock needs a privacy policy it's doing something that should be illegal, but isn't because of money. 🫠

@chrisisgr8 come to the Fossify side :blobcatbreadpeek:

@chrisisgr8 that's what it wants you to think!

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"We and our 4328756 partners are interested in your phone calls, contacts list, app usage, calendar data,... ​:neofox_pleading:​ "

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Big Time wants your data: don't argue with it, or it'll increase your Existence Tariff.

@chrisisgr8 If it looks like a clock, sounds like a clock, and runs like a clock, it's probably harvesting your data.

@chrisisgr8 No. It only masquerades as a clock.

Delete the spyware.

@chrisisgr8 WHY IS THERE A PRIVACY POLICY FOR A CLOCK 😭🙏🙏

@chrisisgr8 They gotta make sure you can't sue them if your phone shows you a wrong time and you miss your bus.

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Shit shame him..tell him the time is wrong...

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"Well, if you wanna have some *winks* private time, check this out..."

@chrisisgr8 Sure, but if you used to set certain timers and alarms every 28 days, then suddenly stop, I'm going to assume you are pregnant and sell that information to your right wing government so they can monitor you and make sure you don't get an abortion.

@chrisisgr8 they are probably selling your alarm clock to ads people

@chrisisgr8 CC @pluralistic This whole thread

*wakes up* oh! good morning everyone

@chrisisgr8 i think for my mental health i shouldn't ask why a clock app has a privacy policy

@chrisisgr8 'google' clock

@chrisisgr8 And if you buy clock+ we'll use gemini to query the time every second

@chrisisgr8 it's not just a clock, you can set alarms, timers, stopwatch, bedtime routines, sleep sounds, and it all integrates with Google Assistant, Google Home, voice command setc. So a privacy policy is absolutely necessary (and also a prerequisite for ALL apps on Google Play store)

@chrisisgr8 and it’s time to sell your information

@chrisisgr8 a *google* clock

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