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remote procedure chris

the interviewer: here's some broken code, tell us how you would fix it
me, anxiously trying to remember what the experienced engineers on fedi are saying all the time: turn the computer off and walk into the woods

23 January at 1:35 | Open on tech.lgbt
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A Tiny Dragon :nite:

@chrisisgr8

*the experienced engineer present starts nodding*

23 January at 3:45 | Open on nitecrew.rip
Ness

@chrisisgr8 When it's broken at the conceptual level, that's certainly not the worst answer.
๐ŸŒณ ๐ŸŒฒ ๐ŸŒณ :blobcat:๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒณ ๐ŸŒฒ

23 January at 3:59 | Open on mastodon.social
ivory

@chrisisgr8 that's what we in the industry call a 1 2 Dan Geer

23 January at 4:00 | Open on wetdry.world
Peter

@chrisisgr8 You've missed a very important step. Why isn't that computer in the sea yet?!

23 January at 4:12 | Open on scintilla.social
JP
K~
piece of poo crummy floozy
Central Illumination Agency

@chrisisgr8 interviewer: can I come with you?

23 January at 6:15 | Open on chaos.social
Osma A

@chrisisgr8
"Which particular part of brokenness are you concerned about? The fact it doesn't compile seems like a feature given there are no tests."

23 January at 6:34 | Open on mas.to
Schiffskatze

@chrisisgr8 "your devs did this?" *table flip, walks out*

23 January at 6:45 | Open on chaos.social
Lulu ยท ืœื•ืœื•

@chrisisgr8 contemplate on the fact that computers were a mistake

23 January at 9:21 | Open on hachyderm.io
Kat

@chrisisgr8 Can't honestly say I'd fail a candidate if that were their first answer.

23 January at 10:35 | Open on chaosfem.tw
remote procedure chris

wow this is getting around hire me!

23 January at 13:54 | Open on tech.lgbt
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