@NanoRaptor "This is Commander Jameson, en route to Lave Station. There is an unexpected item in the bagging area. Please wait for assistance."

@NanoRaptor thargoids have a new ship...

@NanoRaptor I choose to believe that it's just a massive CRT.

@NanoRaptor This design would at least justify a $1000 stand.

@NanoRaptor maybe if they’d used all that space for something useful like expansion slots but no, they had to go and weld the damned thing shut.

@NanoRaptor do I have to flip it 4 or 6 times to be able to plug it in?

@NanoRaptor
Swiss-made?

@NanoRaptor pretty sure you gonna have to plug it trice before you plugged it correct way

@NanoRaptor 🎶Levono his war wound like a crown
He calls his child “Thinkpad”

@NanoRaptor perfectly normal POIUYT keyboard layout, I don't understand what's been changed in this one

@NanoRaptor i want one

@NanoRaptor i have a sudden need

@NanoRaptor Users traded tips on safely accessing the extra drives, since too much threatening could cause the Mac to eject the disks at high speed in self defense.

@NanoRaptor people laughing at this have never been hit by a 3.1/4 inch disk traveling at near supersonic speeds.

@NanoRaptor that looks like it has a lot of space for drives inside. I wonder if you will run out of room, SCSI IDs or power first 😂

…etwas für @eris2cats ?

@NanoRaptor I feel so sad for Kelly Rowland, still waiting for her text back.

@NanoRaptor I've seen Excel used to make LOTS of plausible-looking wrong calculations!

@NanoRaptor You can’t tell because the room it’s in is an entirely featureless pure white with no obvious source of illumination, but Powder Macintosh is actually sitting on top of a mirror.

@NanoRaptor Expensive habit.

@NanoRaptor

I heard a truckload got wet in Oklahoma. The resulting explosion of suddenly-rehydrating Macs devastated the neighborhood.

Limits on volume transport imposed to prevent a recurrence killed the product.

@NanoRaptor, wait is this a real piece of hardware? Quad processor?

@NanoRaptor I changed out all the fans and the thermal paste on my Dual G4. Still isn’t exactly quiet; pondering more extreme measures.

@NanoRaptor crap I need to do that…

@NanoRaptor And why not a full scroll wheel!? I don't know why Apple hasn't tried it yet!

@NanoRaptor could use some help from tesla — two rollers with left-right axis, but one for scrolling up & down, while the other for scrolling to sides

@NanoRaptor wait could this actually work

@NanoRaptor
{roflmao!]

@NanoRaptor "Magneto-Optical illusion"

@NanoRaptor The prototypes used CRTs.

@NanoRaptor The extremely rare NeXT Guitar Effects Pedal Box and Workstation

@NanoRaptor beautiful

@NanoRaptor Ah, the 20th anniversary NeXTstation!
Also had an external subwoofer.

@NanoRaptor 😥

@NanoRaptor I've seen several regular VGA cables with bent pins. This would've been a nightmare to keep straight.

@NanoRaptor I’m messing around with Cisco HD-60 cables right now and they are frighteningly not that dissimilar.

The bent shell on the picture in the seller’s website really drives home the reliability and robustness.

@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social

Oh my I really miss that!
ALL the best Mac features were shareware in the first place.

Anybody remember the premium bits being in a password protected archive?
You just paid via Kagi Software.

Apple bought them out a lot of the time - so annoying.
Aladdin especially.

@NanoRaptor This would absolutely win me over.

@NanoRaptor i highkey love this

@NanoRaptor yeah, but did you ever spend 3hrs trying to get them to work only to find one was green and the other was amber

@NanoRaptor Now do Thunderbolt / USB-C

@NanoRaptor holy shit i need one of these

@NanoRaptor
Interesting, seeing the colored display I wonder if it was before or after IBM collaboration with Sony on the Dualpoint controller

@NanoRaptor I'd never trade Nintendo's D-Pad for a ThinkPoint. 🤣

@NanoRaptor
Cc @Evv1L

@NanoRaptor comes with a free copy of Weapon of Choice by Fatboy Slim?

"Walk without rhythm, you won't attract the worm"

@NanoRaptor RIP

@NanoRaptor Paul Mua'dib Allen

@NanoRaptor Want.

@NanoRaptor Steve Jobs voice: "That's *amazing*."

@NanoRaptor

I want one.

@NanoRaptor This is so pragmatic and useful in the real world that it can't be apple, it has to be parody.

@NanoRaptor cursed image

@NanoRaptor You know, I'm old enough to remember using Windows 3.1 at work - WITHOUT A MOUSE. It was actually possible in those days as developers always provided keyboard shortcuts for everything.

@NanoRaptor my blood sugar just went 'moof!' Should I seek medical attention?

@NanoRaptor Only if you take good of them!

@NanoRaptor It should have only one button, which should operate like the ThinkPad nipple (or whatever it's called.)