@NanoRaptor finally, a computer built for us lefties

@NanoRaptor Quick, get that poor naked baby a trackpoint cover!

@NanoRaptor
PinkThad

@NanoRaptor Can't fool me, that's a PinkThad.

@NanoRaptor you reversed the keyboarb

@NanoRaptor PadThink Lenovo

@NanoRaptor I am angry this took me so long to spot it might not be entirely authentic...

@NanoRaptor Ideal for languages with left-hand writing, such as Arabic or Hebrew!

@NanoRaptor oh no

@NanoRaptor i somehow noticed the logo being on the wrong side before the keyboard

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I'm guessing the number of junior IBM techs sent to the parts depot to ask after a "left handed keyboard" is nonzero

@NanoRaptor Ugh, they put the Fn key where Ctrl should be!

...wait.

@NanoRaptor Small note: You might want to add to the Alt Text that the bottom half of the Thinkpad is mirrored.

@NanoRaptor Makes you think.

@NanoRaptor well done. I hate it.

@NanoRaptor Ten years ago we would get an IBM Redbook chapter with detailed instructions on switching the thinkpad keyboard to right-to-left style, list of affected part numbers and FRUs, and a 30-page disclaimer.

@NanoRaptor *duplicate of me with a goatee who switched places with me in a transporter accident*: Finally, a decent keyboard!

@NanoRaptor oh dear, I think I've gone cross-eyed.

@NanoRaptor Oh, it uses the Dvorak layout.

@NanoRaptor This chirality is upsetting

@NanoRaptor I have checked the comments and am surprised no one has tried to link you with the part number for the red dot.

@NanoRaptor We used to call them PadThinks

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Ouch 🤣

@NanoRaptor left-handed thinkpad

@NanoRaptor I call mine "Thinkerpaddington 3000"

@NanoRaptor ThinkPad Different

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Oh a british kbd:)

@NanoRaptor Hey! I have one! And it still works!

@NanoRaptor Sinisterly done!

@NanoRaptor my reaction:

"okay? it's a thinkpad so what"

"wait the name is misspelled haha funny"

"oh WAIT WH-"

@NanoRaptor removed the clit :blobsadreach:

@NanoRaptor Oh. a compoiuytr.

@NanoRaptor Do you have a magic Photoshop method of mirroring an image and then flipping just the text back?

I've really needed to do that a few times.

@NanoRaptor what

how

@NanoRaptor tniopkcart missing.

@NanoRaptor the left-hand version of the ThinkPad R412?

what

@NanoRaptor bad #thinkpad.

@NanoRaptor For lefties?

@NanoRaptor Ah, the famous ThinkLeftPad (javascript edition)

@NanoRaptor you need to think a lot to use that one.

@NanoRaptor This is cursed. 🫣😵

@NanoRaptor I mean, given some of their actual terrible layout choices, this wouldn't surprise me that much

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Well used, like it should be!

(Looks like mine!)

@NanoRaptor My brain!

@NanoRaptor Can't wait for the “Oops! All TrackPoint" variant.

@NanoRaptor I remember that one! Quite some years ago, this was my only laptop for playing Minecraft, but the computer couldn't handle it and regularly overheated. So, I always had a cooling pad or wet wash cloth below the keyboard... simple solution. :BigBlobhajHug:

@NanoRaptor let me just swap my brain hemispheres real quick

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TrackPoint or Die!

@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social Approximately one in ten thousand ThinkPads are diagnosed with situs inversus.

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Gotta Think about that one.

@NanoRaptor The OG 701 Butterfly Keyboard or NOTHING!

@NanoRaptor *squints* wha- *sees who posted it* oh ok

@NanoRaptor Thanks, I hate it. :D

@NanoRaptor Windows 7? More like Windows L

@NanoRaptor Reminds me of the Chevorlet I once saw in Farafra, Egypt.

@NanoRaptor in the same breath you commit unforgivable crimes (PadThink) and also produce everything Apple is too much of a coward to create (PowerPod)

I still don't know whether to be delighted or personally offended

@NanoRaptor uhh I think that's a bɒᑫʞni⑁T ovonɘ⅃.

@NanoRaptor looks like a HebrewPad or some other RtL dingy...

@NanoRaptor looks a bit sinister to me.

@NanoRaptor
What
The
Hell
Is going on here?!

@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social I'm still using a T410 as daily driver! It has the best keyboard I've ever tried

@NanoRaptor isn't this a model R412? someone exchanged the bezel around the screen it seems. They are known for being fragile...

@NanoRaptor this the laptop you use with the Arabic Windows desktop.

@NanoRaptor 🎶Levono his war wound like a crown
He calls his child “Thinkpad”

@NanoRaptor perfectly normal POIUYT keyboard layout, I don't understand what's been changed in this one