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Niki Tonsky

Don’t force customers to watch a cartoon before they can interact with the website. Especially returning customers who’ve seen the very same cartoon hundred times already

#Apple #Animation #Video #InvisibleControls

Niki Tonsky

Did Alex Miller just made his presentation in Google Sheets?

Bobbi Towers

@nikitonsky hehe that was a great talk! He said doing the slides in Google sheets was the best idea he ever had

Niki Tonsky

less keynote & powerpoint
more funky custom one-of-a-kind presentation setups

do it in emacs org-mode
do it in ms paint
do it with a document camera
do it in a browser: every slide a tab
do it in a terminal: cat slide1; cat slide2

make it how it's easiest to make it
screw "professional"
don't polish the slides; polish the talk

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Dani ✨🐚

@rntz hey, maybe I do overuse keynote but it's better than beamer

Григорий Клюшников

don't polish the slides; polish the talk

oh no, I'll have to learn Polish but at least the slides could be in a language I'm more familiar with

Niki Tonsky

“Macs don’t need rebooting” my ass

Tegan

@nikitonsky screen sharing on Sequoia is truly fucked. The amount of time my team has wasted in meetings because of it is growing quite rapidly

Matt Lacey

@nikitonsky Yesterday the magnifying animation on my Dock broke. Would just appear magnified based on where my mouse was when it hit the bottom of the screen (I use autohide) and not update. That's been there what, nearly 25 years?

Niki Tonsky

#30daymapchallenge Day 2 (Lines): Sequential postcodes of Germany, making use of the unpopular 🌈 rainbow color map. This map was inspired by Kate, aka @pokateo_maps on the bird site.

x.com/pokateo_maps/status/1587

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Daniel

@koriander hot take: Bavaria starts with an 8, and only with an 8 🤝

Joachim

@koriander Anybody else see a head facing left, light green mouth, yellow nose/eye, reddish hair, somewhat punk style?

Der Bachmann

@koriander
Ich glaube, ich habe Anfang und Ende gefunden!

Niki Tonsky

Almost all blogs put “next page” URLs at /2, /3, … /n. These are *bad URLs*, since they’re constantly changing. Instead, do the following: choose how many posts you want per page (p), as usual. But make an exception for the main page, which waits to hit 2*p posts before dumping p posts to the next page all at once. Now your “next pages” won’t change, so they can have persistent URLs! So, number your URLs in *decreasing* order: /n, /n-1, … /1. As a bonus, “/1” conveniently has your first posts!

sayrer

@tolmasky it's a classic. the “next link” should always be a hash of the next posts, and unpredictable. also, some dumbass always says "this is complicated, can't we just use numbers” There’s always someone with a PHP script that can increment an integer!

Miguel de Icaza

@tolmasky this is an brilliant insight I could have used 24 years ago.

Niki Tonsky

Bug or intentional? macOS 15.1 completely removes ability to launch unsigned applications

Many MacOS users are probably used by now to the annoyance that comes with unsigned applications, as they require a few extra steps to launch them. This feature is called Gatekeeper and checks for an Apple Developer ID certificate. Starting with MacOS Sequoia 15

osnews.com/story/141055/bug-or

#macOS

UnlikelyLass

@osnews dammit, Apple. I know you are addicted to the AppStore walled garden (enough that autocarrot is correcting my capitalization of it on my phone) but pushing this model onto the Mac is going to end in tears. You actively hate computers now, don't you?

The Psychotic Network Ferret

@osnews Remember when Microsoft tried o do that with Vista? The anti-virus vendors screamed anti-trust and won. It would have solved so many security problems with Windows, but it would have broken every single AV engine on the market.

Denis Brækhus

@osnews I know you’re more interested in hyperbole than facts, but it’s still possible to remove the quarantine flag from files and run non signed apps.

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Kirill Chernyshov

@nikitonsky I hope there isn't someone in the world ungodly enough to make craft beer out of this.

John Ulrik

@nikitonsky Why would you be? 😉 Good for gut health. And kidney stones. 🙈

Niki Tonsky

Good news! Apple will be moving some of the keys on their Magic Keyboard to the bottom because “who uses these keys anyways”. Many people argue it’s actually good design

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Malachai

@nikitonsky Oh jeeze... The sad part is that I actually had to double-take before I realized the picture was satirical. It's just... SUCH an apple-y move, and exactly the type of move that would have the apple stans climbing out of the woodwork to defend it. Like the monitor stand. Or the cheese grater caster wheels.

prufrax

@nikitonsky With the slow but steady deterioration of keyboard design, we will get there eventually.

Niki Tonsky

As I understand it, quality control is basically non-existent at Apple these days

For a while, we thought they just don’t care about Macs, but iPhones still should be okay?

Well, they aren’t anymore.

#Apple #iOS #iPhone #ControlCenter

Benedek Kozma

@grumpy_website "anymore" 😂 That ship has sailed a long time ago in my experience.

Niki Tonsky

How to turn the new Mac mini on/off.

This is not a joke. I repeat, I’m not joking

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Codey McCodeface

@nikitonsky @catsalad Maybe they just printed the port labels upside-down.

Alan Wolf

@nikitonsky @jaywilliams does the person have two left hands or are you suggesting that it takes two people to perform the operation?

(╯°□°)╯︵ snuoɹɥɔo

@nikitonsky plot twist: you usually don't :D also, “from the designers of Magic Mouse”

Niki Tonsky

As you can see, I’m a big fan of nested functional programming

Niki Tonsky

Germans when road markings are unequal for 10 cm

re-curse

@nikitonsky ... but.it.was.wroong!!!

It's like a skewed centering of text in html, but in *real life*!

Niki Tonsky

When you really need visual programming but all you have is text

Niki Tonsky

Yes I forgot how to check two intervals for intersection. But isn’t it fun to figure it out from the first principles?

Niki Tonsky

Writing Tools tries to shame you if you use it on profanity — it pops up a modal dialog if your source material has swear words —, but then it goes and works anyway?

So what is the point of the alert?

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Steve Troughton-Smith

I mean, seriously. Who OK'd the kind of user experience that will yell at you, every time, for no reason if it even slightly disapproves of your language. What kind of bubble are you living in?

shinratdr

@stroughtonsmith probably designed to give you a heads up that it will excise or skip over any content like that? So people don’t accuse it of “sanitizing” without letting you know it’s not what it was designed for first.

David Skuza

@stroughtonsmith it’s nice seeing what our messages start out as from your end! 🤣

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