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アストラ!אסטרה

pre-cooked instant rice is an incredibly cool thing, no idea why it’s not sold in Israel at all (apart from rice not being a staple food [directly to forehead] there)

like, you put it into a microwave for 2 minutes and get a perfectly cooked portion of rice, that’s so cool

before that my most prized possession was a rice cooker but now even it is redundant

tho now that I’m in Tokyo there’s so much different rice kinds that a rice cooker is still kinda needed if you want to try them all

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Shadow_KID

@astrr I expected something different but was not disappointed

Tobleh 🇨🇦

@astrr how DARE you post something so hardcore on my timeline, you should be ashamed! 😠

I'm joking, don't worry. This is amazing, nice work 😆 ❤️ LMFAO

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Just wow. FIDE thinks that trans people have an unfair advantage… IN FUCKING CHESS

I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS NOT SATIRE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HOW IS THIS EVEN REAL

erininthemorning.com/p/interna

0ddfactory :leaf:

@astrr Some people really have to bring hate into everything they do huh, this has nothing to do with any kind of inherent advantage and they barely even try to disguise the transphobia behind it... :HUH:

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my phone has risen back from the dead

and I don't mean this figuratively, it has literally started living after being dead for multiple days

like, a week ago, I've opened it up (it's a galaxy fold 4) as I did thousands of times before, but instead of seeing my lockscreen, I heard weird spark-like cracking and smelled burnt electronics. as expected, the phone didn't show any sign of life after that

1/?

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after observing all this I was pretty sure that I'm not getting any data from it back ever.

I went around to some local repair shops, but none of them had spare parts for a global model (I'm in Japan rn), so they all declined repair

today, I went to a person that had a hot air gun to try and take it apart to just see what the heck happened inside. after about half an hour of trying to pry it open with 0 success (fucking hell the adhesive there is strong) we decided to give up on that

2/?

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holy fuck I don’t check the internet for literally 2 HOURS and now LMG’s on fire (rightfully so, fucking hell)

at least my phone’s working again now…

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wishing человеку который решил что продавать острый сырный соус без маркировки о том что он острый это хорошая идея a very чтобы их туалетная бумага блять такой же острой была

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Where do people look for phone wallpapers nowadays?

I bought an app called Backdrops a few years ago because it had a lot of high-quality exclusives, but they’ve recently started to use neural networks to make the new ones, and they look very bad compared to the ones done by actual people…

So now I’m looking for something similar, hopefully without ads or data collection (I’d be happy to pay for it if needed)

Ari

@astrr r/AmoledWallpapers mostly since I am a cringe ass redditor

Alex Trine

@astrr I use unsplash.com to get magnificent photos in a good resolution. Really shines on retina and 4K displays

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first of all, I look like I’m either about to go teach geography to a bunch of middle schoolers, or to seduce someone’s mother

second, I really wanted to show off the skirt but the ONLY mirror I have in my apartment is in the bathroom, so I kinda had to get creative about it

#nobr

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Guide on how to be OK with work calls at 10 AM (GMT) and coworkers generally being more active in the morning.

Step 1: Move to Japan
Step 2: Done, now that call is at 7 PM.

Follow for more tips like this one!

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no way they made the citadel form half life 2 into a real thing

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