Not getting too much recruiter interest on my Indeed dot com CV that lists the last 12 years of my life as "Bigfoot Hunter"
All in due time...the walls are closing in
healyn
Not getting too much recruiter interest on my Indeed dot com CV that lists the last 12 years of my life as "Bigfoot Hunter" All in due time...the walls are closing in
healyn
when it comes to journalists around these parts, i feel like it's time to stop talking about it and start being about it i have challenged Bob Woodward to a 3-round battle in the octagon, and we shall meet at dawn
healyn
listening to some Springsteen and finally realizing, "hold on one second. this lyric seems like a metaphor for having sex"
healyn
imagine growing up, playing pool with Springsteen. seeing him blow up and feeling proud. then one day he mentions you in a song and refers to you as "Sloppy Sue". what a dick move
healyn
Howard Hughes was such a badass wealthy guy. A dude who actually did a bunch of important shit in aviation and film, then wore tissue boxes as shoes when he realized it was time to do that. A true visionary. Elon? Hitting the tissue box thing way too early. It's almost over for him
healyn
currently noticing some latency on this site. my guess is it's because they don't have 44 billion dollars
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mtk
@healyn I just thought about that. What if we could establish a day (5th of October maybe? Bday of Mastodon) where the mastodonians give a bit of their money to their instance admin? Ensuring financial support of an independent #fediverse. What might be a good hashtag? #idogiveabuckday ?
healyn
Spongebob was constantly shamed for having pants that fit his admittedly non-traditional--and frankly, horrifying--body, while Porky Pig and Donald Duck were out there flashing their genitals all over the place. Children watch this!!! Double standard much?
healyn
one thing i've never regretted is being too lazy to ever change instances
healyn
one of the worst things twitter has done is turning some college professors into celebrities
healyn
these soccer players should just kick it in the goal imo
healyn
English lads after seeing their team score a goal
healyn
oh cool, the Euro Cup pits England vs Italy. wonderful. i guess i will just be rooting for poor officiating
healyn
i think i understand the phrase "hoist by his own petard", but i've never looked for the etymology, and i never will. the mystery makes it a nice treat
healyn
i am going to try to drive more social media drama
healyn
i've been saying for years that we should set the ocean on fire, so i'm glad it finally happened
healyn
whenever i'm suspicious about someone, i go to the local library and scroll through microfiche to determine that they have a dark past
healyn
i've learned never to ask what anything means here, out of fear of getting bofa'd. just gotta ride it out
Coyote of the Brown Grass
@healyn at the risk of getting bofa'd, what does "bofa'd" mean? Search engines return Bank of America, I think that's not what you mean.
healyn
Some US people stay awake to hand off the relay baton to the UK folk, and they show up for 30 seconds, then they have an "English breakfast" (7 eggs, 4 sausages, multiple cans of beans, a rack of lamb) Then they settle down for "2nd sleep", and it's like? Enough is enough
healyn
Eugen just went ahead and said there should be no search function at all, huh?
Eugen Rochko
@healyn Oh yeah, it's out of order again because of the netsplit shenanigans that happened a few days ago
healyn
if i have more than like 7 tabs open at once i start to freak out |
@healyn
sending a fax to bigfoot's hidden base:
"HIRE HEALYN, SEND TO OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE GLOBE; FOOLPROOF PLANE"