if i have more than like 7 tabs open at once i start to freak out

mastodon username @Freedom4MeAnd4Thee just let me know George Soros personally ruined his parents' marriage, and i am now "red-pilled"

Triz is back! In pog form

sooo, some personal news. i've been hired to defend donald trump in his impeachment trial

i refuse to watch The Hunt For Red October because it's not possible to hunt a month. An absurd movie on its face

the uptick in mentions of 1984 and 230 and 69 is just more evidence of the growing tyranny of numbers. subscribe to my onlyfans for an in-depth breakdown

i don't know if there's an influx of new users, but my sincere, honest tip to anyone new is to just interact with people in a non-weird way

i've immediately followed back people in the past, and sometimes it's been a huge mistake. but i've always been receptive to anyone who just wants to shoot the shit in a decent way

did something happen with daveman before he nuked his account?

Nate Silver and Glenn Greenwald are very smart guys who need to be way less online, because they're fucking insufferable

in case anyone missed the Jingle Jam livestream, Eugen just posted it, so you can check it out there. Eugen's got you covered, as far as the Jingle Jam livestream thing goes

Controversial Movie Opinion:

Green Book is a decent buddy/road trip movie that just should have never been in the "best picture" conversation. it's fine. good actors

i don't think Star Wars stormtroopers have had the least bit of training. just a bunch of useless clumsy oafs

i really hate when i'm trying to watch an adorable animal video and they keep throwing in captions like "who dis hooman". shut your fucking mouth, and let me see what the cat has to say

one thing you gotta hand to the search function on any mastodon app: it's really good

dracula does not scare me. i will never be intimidated by someone who wears a cape

movies these days are too abstract for my taste. i miss movies like The Deer Hunter, a straight forward film about hunting deer

i'm glad Shakespeare is dead