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healyn

these bot verification things are getting out of hand. "please click every square where you see a gnome's scrotum". buddy, i see them everywhere

Eugen Rochko

@healyn Please select all areas with hot MILFs

healyn

i'm here to ask the tough questions: who is someone with horrific politics you're still physically attracted to, and would?

healyn

the only instance that has never had drama is dot social. amirite Eugen? hello, Eugen? Answer me, you fuck!

healyn

i'm reasonably confident that i could take on one coyote in combat. two coyotes? i'm done

healyn

I refuse to apologize for being ensconced in a furry blanket

healyn

when people are like, "what does a model have to do, just fuckin' stand there?", look at how much better Melania is than everyone else at this

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40yo freshman college DJ

@healyn all these replies are from children. I stand with you Healyn. It is clearly a pipe

Lilou du F U T U R

@healyn nooo you can't say that this is merely the representation of a pipe you cant smoke it haha blunt goes puff puff

healyn

speaking of tankies, recently watched The Death Of Stalin for the first time and really liked it

Eugen Rochko

@healyn I also liked the death of Stalin when it happened in real life

healyn

Not sure if people talked about the fbi records vault twitter account posting their records on the protocols of the learned elders of zion, but i read through some of it to see the types of letters they've received

and it turns out the anti-semitic reply guys of the 1960s wrote pretty much exactly the same way they do on social media now, they just had to do it via snail mail

Eugen Rochko

@healyn Dear FBI,

For 10 years now I have been studying the blade,

healyn

Really leaned into novelty fishing t-shirts this weekend. That's my thing now

healyn

there's probably a lot of awful stuff going on within my body, but i want to make it very clear that i'm largely asymptomatic. not to brag or anything 😎

healyn

everyone's mad at me because i keep accusing people who use the word "stan" of misappropriating eminem

healyn

Seized the opportunity to get rid of a couple pounds of hair earlier

healyn

I just need like 3 boosts for my self-esteem

healyn

I really fucked up by not saying "nature is healyn" at some point over the past couple weeks. Oh well, too late now!

healyn

EUGEN: hey what's going on with the memes? i created this place and i can't leave my house but i've been busy reading Devin Townsend's autobiography or some shit

(i got him with this one)

Eugen Rochko

@healyn I actually do own his autobiography, the book is called Only Half There

healyn

this is the time of night where people should be posting 30 second karaoke videos

healyn

Opossum apologists really grind my gears. They are weird, disturbing creatures

Eugen Rochko

@healyn So are you but you don't hear me complaining about it

healyn

at a certain point, the antibodies within me are gonna huddle up and say, "i've had it with this fucking guy. not gonna do it anymore"

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