This random rooster kept showing up in my yard today, so I set up the most Wile E Coyote-ass trap to get rid of him
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40yo freshman college DJ
This random rooster kept showing up in my yard today, so I set up the most Wile E Coyote-ass trap to get rid of him
40yo freshman college DJ
Me faving a convo between two mutuals before adding my dumbass comment
40yo freshman college DJ
Mastodon is the Philidelphia of social media.
40yo freshman college DJ
Posting is the enemy because it turns thoughts Iike "I'm glad it's sprinkling today, I appreciate cool, cloudy, summer afternoons" into shit like "the gloomy day appreciator has LOGGED the FUCK on"
40yo freshman college DJ
Only real animal crossing fans will remember these characters Mild nsfw
40yo freshman college DJ
90s stand up was the best. You could just talk about how "crazy" sushi was for 5 minutes and get on late night once then somehow get a syndicated family sitcom
40yo freshman college DJ
I missed everyone telling their prom stories but mine is that I got turned down by 13 different girls.
40yo freshman college DJ
How the fuck does @healyn log off for like, days at a time?
40yo freshman college DJ
Soyfacing all day under my surgical mask. I finally feel right.
40yo freshman college DJ
The saddest thing about corona is that all these dead people can't have proper funerals with loved ones coming together. My biggest fear is no one mourning me when I'm gone.
40yo freshman college DJ
All I want to do is go home and play animal crossing. I'm the only person with quarantine fomo
40yo freshman college DJ
Shit day, but I did a thing.
40yo freshman college DJ
All the freelance journalists out there have two choices rn. Dig in their heels on meaningless twitter bullshit. Or write articles like "how to video chat with your favorite bodenga cat"
40yo freshman college DJ
So we're all just gonna pretend that we know what zoom is now? Ok.
40yo freshman college DJ
Something something millenial socialist something something Eugene V. *Dabs*
40yo freshman college DJ
I think the most succinct way to describe my whole deal would be "I have signed three autographs"
40yo freshman college DJ
The tusky app is just mastodon on mobile now. |