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Welp, my Framework laptop just survived its first unintended crash test (I hate wired headphones)

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— They told me you overslept the school today
— Yeah, barely managed to be 20 minutes late instead of an hour
— How did the teacher react to this?
— I *am* a teacher, dad. And it is a university, not a school.

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I've escalated from "reading Tannenbaum to prepare for exams" to "reading Tannenbaum to prepare the talk I will give to students at the seminars I teach" rather fast, whoah.

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Ну и нахрена йота начала внезапно блокировать Wireguard вновь, разорвав тем самым мне SSH соединение с машиной, которая извне недоступна. В критичный момент.

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во всю матерится из-за сорванного деплоя

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For the first time I've met a person IRL who answered "yes" to the "are you on fedi?" question.

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F to RuBronyCon and DerpFest. It was fun before the world went to hell.

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Want to know what a real dystopian corporate cyberpunk ecosystem looks like? Here, welcome to Moscow.

While it is also a dystopian totalitarian cyberpunk city, with absurdly wide centralized face-recognition-powered CCTV coverage actively used for prosecution, it is not the focus of our today's post.

You can rent an apartment using Yandex.Rent (Yandex.Realty is also a thing if you are not a fan of subscription service for an apartment), and if you pay with Yandex.Bank card you get 3% cashback in Yandex.Points. What can you spend Yandex.Points on?

- Get a ride with Yandex.Taxi (the only viable competitor, Uber, was acquired and now operated by Yandex)
- Send something with Yandex. Delivery
- Buy literally anything on Yandex.Market
- Get groceries from Yandex.Lavka
- Get food from restaurants delivered with Yandex.Eats (the only viable competitor, Delivery Club, was acquired and now operated by Yandex)
- Rent a car (or an electric kickscooter) from Yandex.Drive
- Have your own car? You can get fuel, or charge it (if you have an electric vehicle) using Yandex.Fuel (btw you can also buy a car on Yandex' Auto.ru)
- Get some tickets to events on Yandex.Afisha
- Traveling? Get tickets and a hotel room on Yandex.Travel.

Also, did you know they have a virtual currency, ✨. You can get ✨ for using all things listed above, and also for listening to the music on Yandex.Music and watching movies on Kinopoisk (acquired by Yandex). You can convert ✨ to coupons, for example, to get a discount on taxi ride.

How about the classic ecosystem services? Well, they got you covered. Yandex Search, Yandex.Mail, Yandex.Disk, Yandex.Telemost and others are here. And if you need a smart home, the virtual assistant Yandex Alice will happily spy on you.

Want to get somewhere? Yandex.Navigator will help you, and show ads along the way. Want to use public transit? Ah, Yandex.Maps, Yandex.Metro, Yandex.Transport, Yandex.Timetables will help you. Want a very precise forecast for your street? Yandex.Weather knows it.

You can also get education on Yandex.Practicum, Yandex.Academy, Yandex.Tutor and Yandex' School of Data Analysis. And yes, you can pay with Yandex.Pay not only on Yandex. There are also installment plans available with Yandex.Split.

And yes, they are hiring. As a bonus, you will get a free smart speaker and the Yandex.Plus subscription.

this is so cursed

Want to know what a real dystopian corporate cyberpunk ecosystem looks like? Here, welcome to Moscow.

While it is also a dystopian totalitarian cyberpunk city, with absurdly wide centralized face-recognition-powered CCTV coverage actively used for prosecution, it is not the focus of our today's post.

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@inex

Dystopian would be if you had no alternatives. You do, you said it yourself:

pony.social/@inex/110984224841

I'd wager London has more CCTV than Moscow.

КМБ-4

@inex
Один раз покупал на Яша.Маркете. И иногда вызывал такси по телефону. КиноПоиск какая-то фигня, отписался.
Вот что правда очень незаменимо, это Карты, из-за их актуальности и статистики пробок.

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Грустно наблюдать, как ВШЭ разваливается...

⚛️Revertron

@inex А там разве не ВСЁ разваливается?

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Finally I got my hands on it. ^~^

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@inex
Поздравляю! Просто супер! :izzyderp: Это последняя модель?

Evv1L :blobcatlaptop:

@inex АААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААА!

Рассказывай как достал его в РФ :ablobcatbongo: :ablobcatbongo: :ablobcatbongo:

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Once again I'm in Tbilisi and once again I'm surprised how well cyberpunk is going on here. Now I can even pay for a burger with cryptocurrency directly, without withdrawing cash at the crypto ATM first. And crypto ATMs are everywhere.

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My co-op party with @lnkr in Baldur's Gate 3 is going soooo unrailed now, that it really amazes us how well the game handles it. We're getting to the wrong places at the wrong time (game even tells us that it is wise to go back) and do the wrong stuff, and yet, everything works and is extremely fun.

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Единственная таблица умножения которую я выучил наизусть — степени двойки

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> Reading Tannenbaum
> "Speculative command execution creates some interesting problems..."
> "huh", I think to myself
> Opening fedi literally two minutes later
> Posts about the new CPU speculative execution vulnerability

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today be like: any% beat @a1ba

(HE4VEN ~tengoku e youkoso~ by kamome sano electric orchestra;
Ai Kotoba III by DECO*27 ft. Hatsune Miku)

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so contributing to OSM is now illegal in Russia too?

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First they made it illegal to post sarcastic memes

Then, they made it illegal for me to post about my personal life

Now they make it illegal to contribute to open projects?

what am I supposed to post now

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— Кстати, я говорил что с тестом научился работать?
— Ооо, ты вкатился в тестирование?
— Ага, умею теперь без дрожжей базовое делать
— А, тесто....

Мя :sparkles_lesbian:

@inex
— Не хочешь пойти работать тестировщиком в пекарню?

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