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That's how all that kelp gets onto shore. Big storms, big waves, tearin' up the kelp forests & dropping them on the beach. So you'll still get occasional 20, 30' waves even after a local storm is over. When it's otherwise calm & the cows are out grazing on the beach. 60 comments
So yes, sometimes they get whacked by big waves when they're grazing on the beach. But don't worry, they don't drown! They float! They can swim!* *Well enough to cross a river. Not well enough to get back to land in the North Pacific. Cows are not a maritime creature. So.... someone has figured out that there's a magic island that occasionally drops cows into the ocean. Turns out orcas love steak. And this quote is technically true! There are no natural predators ON Umnak Island. The article doesn't mention the orcas. I got that info from a colleague involved in attempts to acquire the ranch. Turns out running a ranch in the Aleutian Islands is, like, logistically not recommended- as I understand it's no longer in operation. This ranch is a great case study in "Just because you can ranch cattle here, doesn't mean you should." There's also a caribou herd there that AFAIK doesn't wander down into the wave zone to graze, because they eat lichen in the winter. It helps to be adapted to the local area!  @sarahtaber oh my godddddd also my discord thanks you for your story. ps. I'm running for Commissioner of Agriculture in North Carolina. Whale tales aside- I'm here for solving rural areas' economic challenges. And I can't do it alone, so if you can, help me win this thing! Website: taberfornc.com @sarahtaber I don't think I can do much from Scotland other than boosting your post, but my best wishes. Good luck!  @sarahtaber And refused to ask the Inuit how theyβd been surviving all this time? Shakes head at arrogant Norwegian ancestors  @sarahtaber Thanks for sharing that story! In the alt text for one of the images it says, "Screenshot from the article linked above." But I didn't see a link in any of the posts. I think this story is the source of the quotes, just for anyone else who is curious: https://www.cowboysindians.com/2018/03/the-ranch-at-the-edge-of-the-west/  @sarahtaber I wish my local candidates had campaign ads as good as this!  @sarahtaber I just donated! If you happen to be doing any text banks or postcarding please toot that too. PS Thanks for being active here in the #Fediverse. I was a longtime follower back on Xitter.   @alienghic @sarahtaber I have perished from laughter induced asphyxia. @alienghic @sarahtaber I must say... the kelp-making machine that brought cow-me to this story-beach was a big set up by the Diane-orcas for the precise goal of making this joke. I don't think I have ever managed to make a pun as perfect as this pun before. @sarahtaber Let's file that one in the "didn't think it through" folder.  @GPJohnston @sarahtaber Wait you are saying that you are thinking of establishing a cattle ranch and that "what if predation by ORCAS is a problem?" is the obvious thing to check? @soaproot @sarahtaber@mastodon.hell yes, in the North Pacific, you ALWAYS factor in killer whales. You must be from Iowa. π @soaproot I would say it's down a long list that starts with "is there transportation on/off the island" and "is there grass in the winter" and goes from there "I'm going down to Cow Town  @sarahtaber thank you for sharing this story, it brightend my Monday πβ€οΈ :orca:    @sarahtaber They really are just ... amazingly adaptable death machines.  @sarahtaber If, later on in your life, you think, Hey, why did that Patrick Johanneson guy follow me, anyway?, well, it's because of this thread, and specifically this post.  @glasspusher @sarahtaber @edwilk @TidalFlats nah some kind of beef breed or cross, I think they're basically feral at this point @sarahtaber I swear to God, thereβs a rule now that every major David Attenborough series has a bit where this one bunch of Orca have learned to kill and eat other creatures using unusual cunning and coordination, which hadnβt been filmed before, and I canβt even be upset because every time, βyup, thatβs Orca for youβ. @sarahtaber "Cows are not a maritime creature" -- this is the moment where my abs started vibrating @sarahtaber a couple of years ago when we had bad flooding in Cumbria, a herd of cows were washed away and found, fit and healthy, on a golf course 25 miles away!  @sarahtaber whales (including orcas) are, though, descended from the ancestor of modern cattle, so at some time in the past, (proto-)cattle not only did swim, but kept on swimming, and thus became pelagic. Cannibalism, anyone?  @sarahtaber At first I thought this was just going to be about Yet Another Dumbass Species Introduction. But then... The slowly dawning realization that "natural" is not the word that's doing too much here... |
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So the thing about cows is they're kinda just a fermentation tank on legs.
Their body is a big hollow barrel with a lot of gas in it (mostly lungs, some CO2 & methane in the gut).
They float GREAT.