Gregory's ServerSo.... someone has figured out that there's a magic island that occasionally drops cows into the ocean.
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The article doesn't mention the orcas. I got that info from a colleague involved in attempts to acquire the ranch. Turns out running a ranch in the Aleutian Islands is, like, logistically not recommended- as I understand it's no longer in operation. This ranch is a great case study in "Just because you can ranch cattle here, doesn't mean you should." There's also a caribou herd there that AFAIK doesn't wander down into the wave zone to graze, because they eat lichen in the winter. It helps to be adapted to the local area!  @sarahtaber oh my godddddd also my discord thanks you for your story. ps. I'm running for Commissioner of Agriculture in North Carolina. Whale tales aside- I'm here for solving rural areas' economic challenges. And I can't do it alone, so if you can, help me win this thing! Website: taberfornc.com @sarahtaber I don't think I can do much from Scotland other than boosting your post, but my best wishes. Good luck!  @sarahtaber And refused to ask the Inuit how they’d been surviving all this time? Shakes head at arrogant Norwegian ancestors  @AccordionBruce @sarahtaber But yeah, the the climate shifted to Greenland being like today, and there's no sign of them adopting anything from the Inuit who lived to the north. Some contact must have existed, but no nothing learned, no intermarriages. /have read up on it a few times since high school iut of interest.  @AccordionBruce honest question from someone from the other side of the Equator: how do the inuit do it?  @sarahtaber Thanks for sharing that story! In the alt text for one of the images it says, "Screenshot from the article linked above." But I didn't see a link in any of the posts. I think this story is the source of the quotes, just for anyone else who is curious: https://www.cowboysindians.com/2018/03/the-ranch-at-the-edge-of-the-west/  @sarahtaber I wish my local candidates had campaign ads as good as this!  @sarahtaber I just donated! If you happen to be doing any text banks or postcarding please toot that too. PS Thanks for being active here in the #Fediverse. I was a longtime follower back on Xitter.  @alienghic @sarahtaber I must say... the kelp-making machine that brought cow-me to this story-beach was a big set up by the Diane-orcas for the precise goal of making this joke.  I don't think I have ever managed to make a pun as perfect as this pun before. @sarahtaber Let's file that one in the "didn't think it through" folder.  @GPJohnston @sarahtaber Wait you are saying that you are thinking of establishing a cattle ranch and that "what if predation by ORCAS is a problem?" is the obvious thing to check? @soaproot @sarahtaber@mastodon.hell yes, in the North Pacific, you ALWAYS factor in killer whales. You must be from Iowa. 😉 @soaproot I would say it's down a long list that starts with "is there transportation on/off the island" and "is there grass in the winter" and goes from there "I'm going down to Cow Town   @sarahtaber thank you for sharing this story, it brightend my Monday 😂❤️ :orca:    @sarahtaber They really are just ... amazingly adaptable death machines.  @sarahtaber If, later on in your life, you think, Hey, why did that Patrick Johanneson guy follow me, anyway?, well, it's because of this thread, and specifically this post.  @glasspusher @sarahtaber @edwilk @TidalFlats nah some kind of beef breed or cross, I think they're basically feral at this point @sarahtaber  @TidalFlats @sarahtaber if there isn’t video I volunteer to take some. Let’s get a go fund me going @sarahtaber I swear to God, there’s a rule now that every major David Attenborough series has a bit where this one bunch of Orca have learned to kill and eat other creatures using unusual cunning and coordination, which hadn’t been filmed before, and I can’t even be upset because every time, “yup, that’s Orca for you”.  |
Turns out orcas love steak.
And this quote is technically true! There are no natural predators ON Umnak Island.