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Thomas πŸ”­πŸ•ΉοΈ

𝓖𝓡𝓸𝓼𝓼π“ͺ𝓻𝔂

Blockchain: a slow database

Crypto: an expensive slow database

NFT: an expensive slow database to store URLs

AI: a way to write slow and inefficient algorithms

LLM: a database that stores text in a slow and inefficient way

Chat GPT: an expensive imprecise query language for slow and inefficient text databases that often returns wrong results

141 comments
Thomas πŸ”­πŸ•ΉοΈ

I really hope to see some actual cool tech stuff getting some time in the limelight after all the douchebro hype of the last 15 years.

Thomas πŸ”­πŸ•ΉοΈ

(There’s a ton, but we barely ever hear of it.)

Ganonmaster

@thomasfuchs Society glorifies the stories of successful salesmen, not the engineers whose innovations they sold.

Air Adam

@ganonmaster @thomasfuchs I remember thinking this as a child after reading the story of Steve Wozniak and Steve Jobs in a computer magazine!

Glenn Fleishman

@thomasfuchs My wife was volunteering at Lighthouse for the Blind and one of the other volunteers had a thing he wore on his head that was an interactive wayfinding tool that described everything he saw and read signs. It was mindboggling. (It's gotten better since.)

Raccoon at TechHub for Harris

@thomasfuchs
#Resonite is impressing me lately with just how open content development can be in an open virtual space, giving me great hope for #VR as a medium finally moving into maturity.

Same with #Fediverse / #ActivityPub / #Mastodon. Very happy with watching a communalization project slowly take over a mature, undifferentiated market.

Also very happy with some of the stuff that was coming out of the computer chips community before the pandemic, as RTX is an underrated achievement, on top of our ability to run massive systems like AI through CUDA.

And speaking of AI, look into #AIDungeon by #Latitude: having it write tandem stories with the user is exactly the kind of thing the current technology is suited for.

@thomasfuchs
#Resonite is impressing me lately with just how open content development can be in an open virtual space, giving me great hope for #VR as a medium finally moving into maturity.

Same with #Fediverse / #ActivityPub / #Mastodon. Very happy with watching a communalization project slowly take over a mature, undifferentiated market.

Delta Wye

@Raccoon @thomasfuchs CUDA is pretty much locked into Nvidia tech, right?

Raccoon at TechHub for Harris

@DeltaWye @thomasfuchs
You know, I'm so used to messing with it like that, I didn't even realize that was Nvidia's proprietary snowflake driver.

Apparently the normal version is OpenCL and ROCm.

Still, batch computing on the GPU when you aren't using it for graphics is getting a lot of power out of the hardware that we just didn't utilize before.

Delta Wye

@Raccoon @thomasfuchs Absolutely it’s like a Cray in desktop.

George Steel

@Raccoon @DeltaWye @thomasfuchs OpenCL was an early attempt at an open standard. The current-gen standand is Compute Shaders, which is integrated into Vulkan, Metal, and DX12. The wgpu (rust) and dawn (C++) libraries provide cross-platform access to this interface.

smallcircles (Humanity Now πŸ•Š)

@thomasfuchs

Unfortunately..

#SurveillanceCapitalism: An increasingly faster way to throw slow, inefficient technology into society to ensure insane capital flows to the already hyper wealthy and keeps them in power.

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@smallcircles @thomasfuchs
We like the OP because it shows how slowTech can be popular for some circumstances, while highlighting stupidity of NFT. For example we want bitcoin blockchain to progress slowly. That's what gives it strength.

A person can setup Lightning channels between their friends, colleagues, organic growers to do the fast stuff like fast payment, messaging etc. Yes, paired with SATs, Lightning eliminates spam so a proper back and forth convo costs **nothing** but bandwidth πŸ™‚

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@smallcircles @thomasfuchs
So just like the decentralised internet has layers to prevent mass broadcasts from clogging the network. So to does other peer-to-peer, #slowTech.

There's symmetry here.

We should not all jump on the bandwagon that something is bad because securing it is expensive. All good things require some energy to maintain, and the #bitcoin network will require half the energy of existing #banking.

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@smallcircles @thomasfuchs
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That's not factoring in the military arm of the #petroDollar abuse system, nor the hyper-consumptive effects of #inequality caused by a political money #centralBankers can give to their corporate partners. The past 15 years of #bailOuts pairs with attacks!

Remember, they enacted the #FederalReserveAct on #ChristmasEveEve 1913.

Talk about pulling a fast one!

We choose slow-tech over knee-jerk #moneyPrinting and cash injections *any* day of the week.

@smallcircles @thomasfuchs
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That's not factoring in the military arm of the #petroDollar abuse system, nor the hyper-consumptive effects of #inequality caused by a political money #centralBankers can give to their corporate partners. The past 15 years of #bailOuts pairs with attacks!

Remember, they enacted the #FederalReserveAct on #ChristmasEveEve 1913.

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@smallcircles @thomasfuchs
One more thing if we may, for such a slow-moving beast as bitcoin to adopt technology that not even #fediverse has been able to adopt yet, namely #I2P integration, shows that just because something moves slowly, that doesn't mean that it is not doing the right thing.

NB: We call for #GlutPlug, a decentralised media-delivery network on fedi, based on media boosted/posted/faved. We think those action can result in participants serving such media to others over I2P.

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@smallcircles @thomasfuchs
On the topic of I2P (the Invisible Internet Protocol) we have a perfect example of a technology that is a little bit slower (not as slow as you might think) but that does incredible stuff.

Visit a few I2P sites (called #eppsites) and you'll quickly see how I2P restores the internet.

I2P is the internet of the future in our opinion. In fact, we wish that all internet connections were approx 28kbps, by default.

#slowWeb #28kClub #smallWeb #funWeb #mixnets

@smallcircles @thomasfuchs
On the topic of I2P (the Invisible Internet Protocol) we have a perfect example of a technology that is a little bit slower (not as slow as you might think) but that does incredible stuff.

Visit a few I2P sites (called #eppsites) and you'll quickly see how I2P restores the internet.

Daci

@dsfgs @smallcircles @thomasfuchs Even if at one time there might have been some value in bitcoin and blockchain, it’s been tainted forever by the culture. It’s even bled into making decentralized sound dirty…Sorry but anything around it, even assuming best intentions, is a very hard sell.

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@dacig @smallcircles @thomasfuchs
When you say, that it's been tainted by the culture, what do you mean? On fedi the good bitcoiners tend to repress their interest in bitcoin so we are genuinely interested. What culture do you see. We remember seeing some pretty toxic stuff around anti-bitcoin culture on BirdSite, when Moz was considering BTC. There was a lot of hatefilled gif posting there. Its almost like people can't communicate with words on TwitSite so they just beef up attitude w gifs.

Daci

@dsfgs @smallcircles @thomasfuchs Sorry can’t keep feeding you: bitcoin and crypto culture BAD

Ignazio Palmisano

@dsfgs @smallcircles @thomasfuchs I want scams like bitcoin to progress slower than that. Like, to a full stop. You do you, as long as you mine with a pedal powered rig.

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@ignaziop1977 @smallcircles @thomasfuchs
Great idea, with the exercise bike/miner.

Be careful not to condescend, ie. "you do you", also. It goes without saying we will do each other.

One needs to determine for themselves why they might wrongly believe bitcoin is a scam. A comedian on television is not a reliable source, btw. Its legal tender in some countries.

Anyway, your server is Cloud(G)lare (change 'G' to 'F') so we can only continue discussion, to explain why CF is internet cancer.

@ignaziop1977 @smallcircles @thomasfuchs
Great idea, with the exercise bike/miner.

Be careful not to condescend, ie. "you do you", also. It goes without saying we will do each other.

One needs to determine for themselves why they might wrongly believe bitcoin is a scam. A comedian on television is not a reliable source, btw. Its legal tender in some countries.

tuban_muzuru

@thomasfuchs

We're in a lull just now. I believe the New Hot Thing will arise from technologies such as Apple's Neural Engine.

All this hoopla over LLMs - their limitations are coming into focus - they're very good for what they do. But there's a new neural network model, the Attention model: I started looking at this and my jaw dropped.

arxiv.org/abs/1706.03762

datarama

@tuban_muzuru @thomasfuchs The attention mechanism *is* what LLMs are built on. That paper you cited is what started LLM research.

tuban_muzuru

@datarama @thomasfuchs

I'll be the first to say I don't know much. I worked with vision systems and QC/QA and I'm just now coming to terms with what it means.

So I'm reading.

Duchamp PΓ©rez

@thomasfuchs I think the retro computing world is where the interesting ideas are forming right now

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@thomasfuchs

Cool tech stuff? Look at the database Larian Studio implemented to model the relationships between game mechanics for Baldur's Gate 3. That is cool vibes modern Prolog like genius

Leftist Lawyer

@thomasfuchs You're on the cool stuff. Making tech work for people instead of billionaires bank accounts.
THAT, is the actual "cool tech stuff" that needs time in the limelight.

And btw ... I riffed on your toot.
kolektiva.social/@LeftistLawye

Astra

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io public database*
the whole shtick is everything is traceable

Alistair K

@thomasfuchs I don't think that it's ChatGPT's results that are wrong, but the person interpreting them.

LLMs do a pretty good job of storing collocation probabilities! If only we could persuade people to see them that way...

Bernie Ramos

@libroraptor @thomasfuchs as a non-native English speaker, I actually use chatGPT a lot for collocation research.

Other than that, I never trust anything it tells me, but rather use it to teach me relevant jargon or keywords on any given topic from which I'll start my real search.

Pretty good tool IMO, if I don't overestimate it.

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@libroraptor @thomasfuchs

I am not saying all LLM evangelists are thieves who are OK stealing artists work but I am saying that I dont care to find out 99 times out of 100

Daniel S. Reichenbach

@thomasfuchs all of this work too if you replace database with β€œponzi scheme” and still would be true.

Emme Ci πŸ‰

@thomasfuchs while I understand the sarcasm, I find your take a bit too partial. LLMs may be lossy JPEGs for text, but JPEGs have their uses.

Also, by your logic, mastodon is just a less efficient twitter and the fediverse is the 00's internet but harder to use.

François Galea

@muzzle @thomasfuchs LLMs are JPEG for all text in the world, and require a supercomputer to process

Aral Balkan

@muzzle @thomasfuchs An LLM isn’t a lossy JPEG for text. A lossy JPEG of a cat doesn’t show you a photo of a horse’s arse. And your other two deductions are non sequiturs.

tessarakt

@muzzle @thomasfuchs How is Mastodon fundamentally different from Usenet?

skry

@tessarakt @muzzle @thomasfuchs Usenet is topically organized, but you can cross post to the universe at least once. It’s long form and asynchronous.

Mastodon has visible photos, videos. Cats have their own day finally. Admins don’t post FAQs every month. You can chat in realtime with some of the people some of the time.

tessarakt

@skry @muzzle @thomasfuchs Usenet articles are essentially message/rfc822, so images can be straightforwardly included in a multipart/related message.

Ignazio Palmisano

@muzzle @thomasfuchs problem is, people know that jpeg artifacts are a defect of the image not of reality, but hallucinations have already been taken seriously in important contexts. An attorney was found out giving them to their attorney to present to a judge as precedents - can't recall if it was giuliani or another of the minions of Tangerine the Foul and Terrible who did that.

It's got its uses, but its misuses are many and dangerous. We haven't got an immune system for them yet.

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@muzzle @thomasfuchs

Mastodon lets me say things without Mark Zuckerberg smothering my face with a pillow.

Energy efficiency for my voice is not a factor

Ben Lubar (any pronouns)

@thomasfuchs crypto can also mean a secure way to communicate depending on what word comes after crypto

Joan Westenberg

@thomasfuchs Me: a name, I call myself
Far: a long long way to go

piofthings

@thomasfuchs come to think of it LLMs are the ”read equivalent” of β€œEventual consistency”… which was a shitty way to store data anyway!

ByREV

@thomasfuchs They are slow because we don't have the necessary #technology to be faster :)

Moreover, #LLM cannot be the only algorithm in the universe capable of some human-like #intelligence

Phil Thane βœ…

@thomasfuchs ChatGPT can get back to me when they drop LLM for a Deep Understanding Model.

rhempel

@pthane @thomasfuchs ... But then they would have to call it DUM :-)

TiTiNoNero :__:

@thomasfuchs

I could add:

Cloud: Someone else slower server you don't know where it is, to which you should entrust all of your business.

Big Data: A huge and slow database of irrelevant data. You don't know their value. Amazon and Goole do.

IoT: way to plug a WiFi board with a shitty firmware into anything pretending it is now smart and disrupting entire networks.

Tom Ritchford

@thomasfuchs Don't forget Ethereum, which is a really slow and expensive way to both perform computations and store data. The "Ethereum World Computer" manages to combine 7000 full-sized computers all over the world so that their net computation power is less than that of a Raspberry Pi, and storing 1K in that system costs more than buying a 1TB disk.

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@thomasfuchs

Gpt is still kinda useful at least

And how is "slow" defined here ?

maname

@thomasfuchs

...
LLM: a database that stores text in a slow and inefficient way *with a cool hashing function*

Noel Wroth

@thomasfuchs You are right, but its not just the #tech field, but also #medicine(we havent been able to cure things like blindness, various brain disorders, heart disease, stroke, #herpes cancer, #AIDS, asthma etc not to mention the complicated ones that cant even be named or diagnosed, wish we had a simple drug to plain-cure them not the expensive complicated ones with terrible side effects that dont even work)and other fields(eg finance - the economic problem) and other industries etc.
#Humanity : we keep deceiving ourselves we know it all, soo few real solutions/innovations yet soo many labels : experts, professionals, specialists, nobel laureates, top this, top that, most this, most that.
We just carried away with tittles & benjamins not solutions

@thomasfuchs You are right, but its not just the #tech field, but also #medicine(we havent been able to cure things like blindness, various brain disorders, heart disease, stroke, #herpes cancer, #AIDS, asthma etc not to mention the complicated ones that cant even be named or diagnosed, wish we had a simple drug to plain-cure them not the expensive complicated ones with terrible side effects that dont even work)and other fields(eg finance - the economic problem) and other industries etc.
#Humanity

Uriel Fanelli

@thomasfuchs

"human studies": years lost trying to grasp things, reading fictional books written by people who knew even less than the reader"

"art": the only field when people can achieve a lot, under the condition to never specify in advance what they wanted to achieve ".

nigel
Heh, anyone that thinks this isn't troublingly accurate, doesn't actually understand what the tech does.

I explained NFTs to my normie friend's that were jumping on the hype train, and they were all "What. That's all it is" lol.
Anna F

@thomasfuchs they seem to burn through fossil fuels efficiently??

Inken Paper

@thomasfuchs and we thought those 90s computer book store doorstop books full of websites were bad :blobcatsweats:

Reddgr

@thomasfuchs
Just sharing this on behalf of my friend #TheMemeErudite
(repost β‰  endorsement)

A screenshot of a text conversation from an app, where the upper portion shows the title β€œThe Meme Erudite” followed by a statement criticizing the inefficiency of AI, and the lower portion contains a lengthy response from β€œThe Meme Erudite”. The response defends AI technology, discussing the trade-offs in blockchain technology, the uniqueness of cryptocurrency and NFTs, and the conversational abilities of AI and Large Language Models (LLMs), culminating in a philosophical note on the value of knowledge and interaction.
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@reddgr @thomasfuchs

It does so by stealing my voice.

Fuck LLMs

Eva_RespectExistence ❄️

@thomasfuchs
Well, finally someone explains it in a way that even I - as an analog dinosaur - can understand. Many thanks for that! πŸ‘

Patrick Johanneson πŸš€

@thomasfuchs It annoys me how people assume "crypto" means "cryptocurrency" and not "cryptography" these days.

Swiss Chalet Sommelier

@thomasfuchs most of these things subsidized by piles of cheap money too... Just have to look at Uber to see what their future holds. And Uber doesn't have the massive upfront cost of some of these models

Karl Heinz HΓ€sliprinz

@thomasfuchs Glossary of Nvidia Marketing Team - very few actually useful applications for massive parallel computing

πŸ¦‡Lyle Solla-YatesπŸ¦‡

@thomasfuchs this ordering implies a hierarchy and the need for a horrifying crypto chatGPT hybrid

Thomas πŸ”­πŸ•ΉοΈ

@Lyle there's definitely people using LLMs to try to astrology their crypto buys and sells

Scott Oldfield :pdx_badge:

@thomasfuchs
I think when you combine all these things you get the metaverse, right?

Kent Borg

@thomasfuchs I fear the definition of AI is a little too specific to the specifics of today, but maybe not.

mcc

@thomasfuchs Keep an eye out for the sneaky one: "Ledger", the one that means "someone designing a distributed system needed a canonical ordering of events, and they don't want anyone to describe what they made as a 'blockchain' because that would be super embarrassing"

Allan Chow

@mcc @thomasfuchs you know what where are the likes of kpmg in all this block chain stuff.

Kellic Tiger :verified_paw:

@thomasfuchs
C-level executives: Morons who think they can quickly shoe horn the latest fad into their product and can make a killing off of it. See: Get rich quick schemes.

Franz Geffke

@thomasfuchs I love how LLM's are trying to solve complexity, that we've constructed - and could just as easily, drop.

Of course not; We love to layer complexity, upon complexity - and if it turns out to be too complex, wrap it - wrap it good.

GhostOnTheHalfShell

@thomasfuchs

Tech fetish, BIGGER and BADDERer to the moon!

Steve

@thomasfuchs
I think NFTs can, technically, store entire image files. But people don't do that because the database is expensive and slow. And because sellers don't care whether buyers end up owning a dead link.

Steveg58

@thomasfuchs
Also,
Database: a slow file system.

FABSIM

@thomasfuchs For years I was thinking about Software getting worse faster then hardware is getting better. When Nikolaus Wirth died, I found en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wirth% and finally I felt understood.

Cegorach

@thomasfuchs
yes

only more like "AI: A buzzword, actual meaning is 'some magic', we don't have the slightest clue about how to create said magic. Currently used to indicate that something techy want's to be trendy"

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