@lowqualityfacts

I feel seen.

@lowqualityfacts 🤗

@lowqualityfacts Facts.

@lowqualityfacts me: you are doing great bud

@lowqualityfacts well in light of all that I THINK YOU SHOULD

i think you should have a nice day. that's all.

@lowqualityfacts I've seen people put pictures of flowers behind a content warning. This is a weird place. 🙂

@lowqualityfacts Couldn't be clearer. Well done, replypersons, well done.

@lowqualityfacts and so you have finally arrived

@lowqualityfacts I don't want to see griping, please add a content warning

/s

@lowqualityfacts
You forgot the obligatory toots on cats

@lowqualityfacts

You do you.

As long as you're not spreading hate or preaching violence, other people can just block you if they don't like what you're doing.

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social "These are all valid points"

@lowqualityfacts lol more mastodon facts pls. Also love this account, keep rockin it

@lowqualityfacts keep doing 'you'

@lowqualityfacts I like the two top policy suggestions the best. Implement them.

@lowqualityfacts You should have put this behind a CW. I'm not sure it's satire and it disturbs me.

@lowqualityfacts What’s really confusing is that these are all correct (according to the people who sent them, anyway).

@lowqualityfacts I feel like this is less 'being told what to do on Mastodon' and more just, existing online xD

@lowqualityfacts Do what I do: whatever the fuck you want.

@lowqualityfacts

Lost it at the satire one

@lowqualityfacts The one about dogs is correct.

@lowqualityfacts it's weird. i have seen people post donation drives to help them pay for food, housing and medicine. I have also seen people shamed about trying to make a living to pay for those expenses.

@lowqualityfacts Moar satire! Ignoring problems is what perpetuates them, imo.

@lowqualityfacts Do what you want to do

@lowqualityfacts
dogs

@lowqualityfacts Do what YOU want to do and fuck the rest. And don't listen to people telling you what to do (including me).

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social uh, hoomans gonna hooman.

@lowqualityfacts ;-> me neither

@lowqualityfacts

Good thing you are the Captain of your own ship. Advice only works if it makes sense.

"The buck stops here".

@lowqualityfacts

Please CW morals.

Do whatever you like to do 😊

@lowqualityfacts This post should have a content warning for being a list because it may cause problems for disorganized people.

@lowqualityfacts

I love your posts and I dont want annoying people to annoy you away!

So, go away, annoyers!

@lowqualityfacts Do what you do, block anyone who moans. Simple.

@lowqualityfacts Sounds similar to being the priest of a parish. Preach longer. Preach shorter. Preach more theology. Preach more real world. This is your responsibility. Check with us before doing anything. Visit more people. Have more office hours.
#Exhausting

@lowqualityfacts

ORRRRR ... continue what you are doing and just ignore the trolls?

@lowqualityfacts Actual Footage

https://youtu.be/WFGDPwsTX34

@lowqualityfacts fewer people. Follow fewer people. There you go… that's another thing you've been told 😄

@lowqualityfacts Could you please use alt text to translate your posts to Swedish?

@lowqualityfacts

Dude(-tte?), you've got 26k followers. That's borderline rockstar level here. Don't change a thing.

(If you're fielding suggestions, though, I am still semi-seriously interested in that frog t-shirt)

@lowqualityfacts
at least you already did do the most important thing: stopping with the nfts

@lowqualityfacts It's pretty clear when you add it all up. Here:

Follow a lot of small people.

Sell merch with French content warnings.

Do double satire to cancel out the fascism.

@lowqualityfacts keep doing satire.

@lowqualityfacts
Add this to your list of things you're told to do:

- you

(Your posts always make me day better!)

@lowqualityfacts welcome to my world, my friend :)

@lowqualityfacts Do it all! Simultaneously!

@lowqualityfacts welcome to life, where everything is made up and the rules don't matter

@lowqualityfacts I saw a beggar leaning on his wooden crutch
He said to me, "You must not ask for so much"
And a pretty woman leaning in her darkened door
She cried to me, "Hey, why not ask for more?"

@lowqualityfacts low quality advice

@lowqualityfacts

Do you have any paracetamol for me? That maked my ‘ead ‘urt.

@lowqualityfacts
I refuse to hide snakes and spiders as sensitive content

@lowqualityfacts No Idea. I Have It!

@lowqualityfacts
To that I shall add my unsolicited, but no less important advice:
Ignore everyone and do you! 😊

@lowqualityfacts
It's varied

@lowqualityfacts and, and <wags finger> it's follow "fewer" people, not "less"

@lowqualityfacts Do whatever to your heart's content

@lowqualityfacts you do you♥️🥰 finding a balance can be hard

@lowqualityfacts
I agree with all those recommendations! 👍

@lowqualityfacts Opinions are plentiful, but none of them get a vote, so do what you want.

@lowqualityfacts word but this is for everything...

@lowqualityfacts

Hey Low Quality Facts, that's some bougie bad advice right there. Yep. High falootin bad advice.

@lowqualityfacts

Wait, your stuff is SATIRE?? I've been using that with my second graders! (I'm not a teacher, I just collect second graders.)

(I just creeped myself way the heck out.)

@lowqualityfacts
Quality post or should I say toot or something else 🤔

Moral of the story: No one does have any idea 😅

@lowqualityfacts Don't post lists. 😆

Kidding.

@lowqualityfacts meh, you do you.

Block the haters.

Mute the complainers.

They have agency also, they can unfollow/mute/block if things really bother them.

@lowqualityfacts Also sandwiches due to their inherent danger. You should put content warnings on any and all images of sandwiches.

@lowqualityfacts The Mastodon userbase's Twitter origins shining through.

@lowqualityfacts
It's an intelligence test.

@lowqualityfacts
these are all high quality facts and hence can be safety ignored.

@lowqualityfacts WHUT

@lowqualityfacts Suggested alternate "Moral of the story" from a literal reply guy:
- People are weird
- You got where you are by doing what you think is right, not what other people think is right
- Nod, smile, carry on

@lowqualityfacts best to do your own thing I reckon. 💪✊

@lowqualityfacts

@lowqualityfacts @countcol I follow only people from whom I want to read the text. Even if it takes a long time.
Buddy Guy said in a song: „Go by Feel“. That I do.
Steve Jobs once said: „Don’t search for what is good for you or what you want. Instead cancel or get rid of what you don’t want. That leaves automatically what you want and prevents you from wasting precious time“. (Something in the form of that)

@lowqualityfacts the ones about how many people you're following are right. Do those, then report back.

@lowqualityfacts I don’t even try anymore.

@lowqualityfacts

@lowqualityfacts
Nobody told you not to use passive voice? Must've been an oversight.

@lowqualityfacts thank you for putting up with us! 💚

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Don't use Mastodon + stay away from large Mastodon communities = have fun with cool people