@lowqualityfacts "There isn't enough people in the world for this!"

Sounds to me like there isn't enough ambition either. Live your dreams!

@lowqualityfacts
I was promised cats. :blobcatcoffee:

@lowqualityfacts only 9,999,999,997 to go

@lowqualityfacts Yadda yadda yadda, gotta try anyhow.

@lowqualityfacts the solution to this is the same as the solution to the birthday candle problem as you get older. Just as you let each single candle represent x number of candles, each boost can be equal to x boosts.

@lowqualityfacts well boosting cats it’s my thing check profile

@lowqualityfacts
I represent 5 billion people, so you are half done. Find another me and, voila, tell the g-friend you triumphed. 😊😊💕😊

@lowqualityfacts
9,999,999,990 to go.

@lowqualityfacts Only playing along because your post is funny. Your GF is clearly smart. Sounds like she’s a keeper. Happy #caturday (because every day is Caturday for my felines).

@lowqualityfacts

If you get just 10 boosts a day, you'll be well on your way in no time. Rooting for you, bestie <3 <3 <3

@lowqualityfacts But first: what did you bet?

@lowqualityfacts Only nine billion nine hundred ninety-nine million nine hundred ninety-nine thousand nine hundred seventy-four to go. We can do this!

MEOWMEWMEWMROWR CATS!1!1!!

@lowqualityfacts 38 so far - you're nearly there!

@lowqualityfacts At 45 boosts already, you are well on your way.

@lowqualityfacts well isn't she the Petite Madame Know-it-all ! I'll take a few 1000 million boosts on myself for starters, just to show how us dudes do the mathemathix !

@lowqualityfacts They're good cats!

@lowqualityfacts ratio

@lowqualityfacts But how many bot accounts are there? Infinite!!!

@lowqualityfacts Hacker community: /challenge accepted/

@lowqualityfacts
I was going to help, but you're at 69 so I can't. Sorry, my hands are tied.

@lowqualityfacts

Not boosting: I’m with her.

@lowqualityfacts so let approve the the time-travel signal boost pull-request that is going to be implemented any time soon (or past)

@lowqualityfacts 20 billion? Pfft, those are rookie numbers. Let's go for TREE(3) boosts.

@lowqualityfacts "Don't humor him!"

@lowqualityfacts I boost all cats with white socks

@lowqualityfacts Thankfully, you can have as many accounts as you're able to create, so there not being that many people on earth isn't a problem.

Also, the space nerd in me hastens to add: is she deliberately excluding people in space? Are people in space not allowed to boost? Harumph.

@lowqualityfacts Hey, don’t drag {the population of Earth} into your fights!

@lowqualityfacts So you are in fact Fishy, pretending you're human and Ruby is your girlfriend! You've been playing us the entire time! And this is just a pretext to show us how amazing you look together. Oh you! 😼

@lowqualityfacts @flargh 2^214 is way over 10 billion. I think it’s called “the algorithm.”

@lowqualityfacts, was bout to boost but then realized me ain’t part of the mastodon community

@lowqualityfacts excuse accepted!
:dancing_banana: :dancing_banana: :dancing_banana:

@lowqualityfacts These cats are good cats I am happy

@lowqualityfacts

Within what time frame?

@lowqualityfacts Удачи, брат ! 👍

@lowqualityfacts Is that a technique to federate all the instances through this toot ?

@lowqualityfacts 🤣

@lowqualityfacts Woah woah woah .....hold on...let me boost 😂😂🤣

@lowqualityfacts Bold. So who gets your girlfriend should you lose this bet?

@lowqualityfacts

Our cat, Empress of the Universe, says "Thou shalt boost, unboost and reboost the cats of @lowqualityfacts. Go forth and be boostful."

#cat #CatsOfMastodon

@lowqualityfacts Based on the amount of boosts this post has gotten since you posted, it will take approximately 126.25 years at the current boosts/minute.

@lowqualityfacts People are so boostgeil. We should favorite more.

@lowqualityfacts why wouldn't she believe you? Facts are facts...quality bedamned

@lowqualityfacts

@lowqualityfacts Imma paws what I was doing for this. Not getting up though.

#cats #catsofmastodon #blackcats #kitten #minimumeffort

@lowqualityfacts this is the content I pay for!

@lowqualityfacts Fuck it, might as well try!

@lowqualityfacts

@lowqualityfacts She doesn't believe in your dreams. Dump her.

@lowqualityfacts

She is right.

@lowqualityfacts
There you go, all the proof you need. Congratulations!

@lowqualityfacts brb, building a botnet

@lowqualityfacts Since I just now reboosted my boost, this post has gone once around the world and has thus seen 4 billion ppl.

@lowqualityfacts You know this ain't twitter, right?

@lowqualityfacts P.S. send pictures of your girlfriend or I'll unboost!!!

@lowqualityfacts
Awww, they deserve a hillion bajillion boosts!

@lowqualityfacts
Pretty kitties! They look sweet too.

@lowqualityfacts its advised to add #catsofmastodon tag to this post, so more cat enjoyers see it

@lowqualityfacts
🥥 I'm going to quietly walk past all the valid reasons to boost this clever toot with its well-composed #AltText to simply say, "Fishy" is an absolutely wonderful name for a #TuxedoCat. Also I like how well the two cats are getting along with each other. 🥥

@lowqualityfacts You were crossing your fingers when you whispered 'cubed.' Right? Right?

@lowqualityfacts
We're great cause we don't do that brother.

@lowqualityfacts someone startup the botnet rq

@lowqualityfacts
🥥 You have a girlfriend?
Do we know her?
Is she in #Canada? 🥥

@lowqualityfacts

Damn, you made me bite your bait this time...

@lowqualityfacts
Meoow.

@lowqualityfacts

While it's a very nice cat, maybe that doesn't kill birds, never wise to promise a girlfriend promises you can't keep.

@lowqualityfacts

High Quality Boost for Low Quality Facts.

Gotta save that kidney.

@lowqualityfacts Given the current boost rate per hour it will take approximately 4150 years to accomplish that goal. Seems like you can make it!

@lowqualityfacts @nicolasf 107 pour l’instant 😸

@lowqualityfacts Such pretty kitties 😊

@lowqualityfacts

Mr Zuckerberg, tear down that wall

@lowqualityfacts She doesn't know that cat pics are heavenly images which are to be cherished and can get not only 10 billion boosts but 10 trillion boosts! We'll prove her wrong

@lowqualityfacts 🥥 I, for one, miss the low-quality handwriting with which you usually craft your toots, Mr. Facts, but I will overlook its absence this one time. 🥥

@lowqualityfacts stop

@lowqualityfacts I don't even like cats, but the opportunity to prove someone wrong on the internet is too good to pass up. 🤣😎

@lowqualityfacts the journey of a billion boost starts with just one... 🧘

@lowqualityfacts

Whoa, whoa, whoa, I got to defend you here. From what a can tell your comprehension with numbers is the same not matter how big or small.

@lowqualityfacts Clearly your girlfriend doesn't comprehend Magic Numbers.

For example: by applying the quantum physics of string theory in multi-universes, I count for a billion views just by myself.

See #NeildeGrasseTyson 🌌

@lowqualityfacts I do it for Spam. 1 meeeellion boosts

@lowqualityfacts You might reach that number on Twitter because so many users there have multiple fake accounts, and/or are trolls. 🤔

@lowqualityfacts I was the 100th booster! That means I get something special right?

@lowqualityfacts

Plural peeps be all around 🤷‍♀️




Not me tho

@lowqualityfacts boost a da kitties

@lowqualityfacts I read somewhere on the internets that there 48 billion Mastodon users. I have seen no compelling reason to believe otherwise. 👍

@lowqualityfacts 323 boosts, we're halfway there already!

@lowqualityfacts one, two skip a few, ninety-nine, 10 billion. #done

@lowqualityfacts I boosted then unboosted 3 times.

That works, right?

@lowqualityfacts doesn't it really depend on how the number of boosts is stored in the database that determines if it 'could' get 10 billion.

@lowqualityfacts I know this is a trap but do not care because that is a gorgeous cat

@lowqualityfacts i clicked boost twice

@lowqualityfacts big cat smol cat

@lowqualityfacts 🐱 😸 😺 😹 😻 😽 Internet storage capacity will get busted by just one picture

@lowqualityfacts bots to the rescue xd

@lowqualityfacts Well, I see you are up to 27. What do you have to pay her if you lose?

@lowqualityfacts does she accept boost iou's?

@lowqualityfacts before I boost this 9 billion times, what’s The Bet? What happens if you lose?

@lowqualityfacts
Yeah whatever, why are you letting a cat sit on somebody's framed embroidery that took hours of work?