@lowqualityfacts
455 boosts so far, so well on the way to 10,000,000,000 then? 😁

@lowqualityfacts If you count them like 'husband points,' you'll reach 10 billion in no time.

If you count them like 'wife points,' you lose the bet.

@lowqualityfacts Sorry but not a cat fan…

@lowqualityfacts smol and medium

@lowqualityfacts I want to be a part of this party! One small boost for me, one giant boost for all of Mastodonkind!

@lowqualityfacts What happens if you win the bet?

@lowqualityfacts no problem :)

@lowqualityfacts

Done!

@lowqualityfacts we need to discuss the #embroidery

@lowqualityfacts Cats are love. Cats are life.

@lowqualityfacts They are sooooo adorable!! 😍 💞

@lowqualityfacts ... pounding on the boost :blobcatadorablepinkpat:

@lowqualityfacts @AdditionalQuench Low Quality Fact. High Quality Cats.

@lowqualityfacts My like counts for 5 billion likes so this is doable

@lowqualityfacts Wish i could boost twice, they are cute cats :)

@lowqualityfacts I applaud your commitment to bad math.

@lowqualityfacts Listen to your cutie Before covid hit there was 8 billion world wide

@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Attention everyone on the #Fediverse:
A lovely guy who provides us with low quality facts on #Mastodon is trying to win a bet with his #GirlFriend and has wagered his best kidney that he can get 10 billion boosts of a #cat photo.
Call all your friends right now and have them boost the toot of @lowqualityfacts
The universe will thank you, we will usher in an epoch of world peace, and the cats are cute. 🥥

@lowqualityfacts
🥥 At 7:45 PM on the left coast, Low, you were at 499 boosts.
I, for one, predict that you will have your 10-billion boosts before dawn wherever you are in the world right now. 🥥

@lowqualityfacts +10B and -10B equals 0... that's a defeatist attitude :badabing:

@lowqualityfacts

"Could get" ≠ "Will get"… like winning the lottery.

«17 things more likely to happen to you than winning the lottery»

https://www.reviewjournal.com/business/personal-finance/17-things-more-likely-to-happen-to-you-than-winning-the-lottery-181005/

@lowqualityfacts
my boost is every time one more than your boost 😜

@lowqualityfacts karma whore

@lowqualityfacts well, posts can be boosted multiple times, you only need every mastodon account to boost this once per day for about 3 years and it's done!

(disclaimer: I haven't had my breakfast yet, my calculation could be wrong)

(short scale, right?)

@lowqualityfacts I’m afraid she’s wrong. There are 25 billion people on earth, if the moon’s population is taken into account.

@lowqualityfacts There aren't 10 billion people in the world, let alone on Mastodon, 😅

@lowqualityfacts baby shark has *13 billions* views, so everything is possible!

@lowqualityfacts joke's on her: I have three Mastodon accounts and could boost this from each. 👍🏻

@lowqualityfacts You got pretty close!

@lowqualityfacts even though she’s right, I boosted 😅

@lowqualityfacts aww they are so cute!

@lowqualityfacts I favourited it instead. I hope that counts to your total. Maybe you could multiply boosts by favourites? That seems fair.

@lowqualityfacts

Disappointed. It's going slower than I expected.

Obv didn't expect to hit 10B overnight, but I figured we'd at least have a few 100M by now.

@lowqualityfacts oh, go on then.

@lowqualityfacts what am i reading? am i having a stroke? i think i am having a stroke.

@lowqualityfacts he's the one that did the same stunt on FaceSlap years ago! DOH!

@lowqualityfacts Now if it was a dog...

@lowqualityfacts i boosted with the force of six million boosts

@lowqualityfacts, you had me at cute kitties.

@lowqualityfacts Hey you're almost halfway there!

@lowqualityfacts What cute cats!

@lowqualityfacts each #JohnMastodon boost counts as a billion regular boosts

@lowqualityfacts @steveriggins clearly not accounting for the fact that the population of Earth will eventually surpass 10 billion, and Mastodon is forever.

It’s the long game.

@lowqualityfacts re-boosted. We must be getting near the 100 mark by now...

@lowqualityfacts Ten Billion isn’t a large number.

If you suddenly found yourself covered in ten billion ants, you wouldn’t be saying, “that’s a large number of ants”, you’d be screaming, “HELP! I’M BEING EATEN ALIVE BY A HUGE SWARM OF ANTS!”

@lowqualityfacts I struggle to comprehend all these buttons. Now, where did that young man who was helping me, go? He said he was taking my wallet to be relaminated. I didn’t even know it could get delaminated! I wonder if that young man will tell me when he comes back, how to turn off Siri. She just keeps listening, but not responding. I bet she’s writing down every word I say, the sneaky electronic minx! Why, I should look up a way to turn her off just to spite her! Siri, look up…

@lowqualityfacts get rid of the cats
Cats kill
Get rid of them and don't promote them on social media.
Now

@lowqualityfacts I like it but she may be right regarding your large number weakness 😉

@lowqualityfacts I boosted it 10 times. I'm sure that's how it works

@lowqualityfacts
2740 years later...

@lowqualityfacts I liked it but didn't boost it, because it's not a picture of a #puppy and I don't want to upset my millions of followers with cat pictures.

If you only hit 9,999,999,999 likes though, I'll help you out.

@lowqualityfacts ok I’ll bite.

@lowqualityfacts
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic
And so am I

I count as two! 🤪

@lowqualityfacts Here are my 300 million boosts — hope this helps!

@lowqualityfacts

Tell her that you have the 10 billion boosts already but that these won't necessarily show up in your timeline. Make sure that if challenged, you are prepared to.give a little lecture on federated networks and the ActivityPub protocol.

@lowqualityfacts

Lubly kitties! :ablobmeltsoblove:

@lowqualityfacts Tell her to check back in 100 years. Boy, will she be surprised.

@lowqualityfacts

It shows 10,000,001,337 boosts, so congrats, I think are in order.

@lowqualityfacts Let her handle the checkbook.

@lowqualityfacts Perhaps your billion is the same as my bff's. They went to an elephant reserve where they were promised "billions of elephants". Eventually we decided "billions" means "two".

@lowqualityfacts She just doesn’t understand that you’re in it for the long long game.

@lowqualityfacts Nice gloves and socks!

@lowqualityfacts Wow! We're almost there, just 2.4K short of the target, keep boosting!

@lowqualityfacts

@lowqualityfacts That's exactly why we are not on X and Facebook, please dont't try to be here like you were there...

(sorry for my bad english, i'm french)

@lowqualityfacts we all need to make a bunch of alt accounts and boost it on all of them 😎

@lowqualityfacts I love your cats but I'm not falling for this b.s.

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social On #firefish you can boost multiple times...

GATHER THE FIREFISH ARMY!!!!!1!!1!1!1!!!!

@lowqualityfacts
Doody says Hi

@lowqualityfacts It appears even the cats have given up on explaining it to you.

@lowqualityfacts

I boosted it 14 million times.

@lowqualityfacts With cats like those, anything is possible.

@lowqualityfacts

I don't know why she has to be so mean about people who have difficulty with numbers.

Anyway I checked your post by the way and I see that you already achieved your goal!!

You got 10 billion boosts! Of your cute picture of 800 million cats!!

Congratulations!

@lowqualityfacts ten billion is totally doable.

@lowqualityfacts I just tried to unboost/reboost. It didn't change the count 😾

@lowqualityfacts Ten billion in base 2 is only 1024 in base 10. I HAVE FAITH IN YOUR CATS

@lowqualityfacts 13 million on one instance i assume

@lowqualityfacts There you go ...

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social what about non-Mastodon social networks in Fediverse? Btw I use Misskey