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Ash Chudgar

@andybaio Whoa. As a non-technical computer user, I am now (for the first time) wondering what other little things might be hidden in … all software?

Natanael ⚠️

@chudgar @andybaio there are easter eggs everywhere. Excel used to have a flight simulator

Dec.tar.bz2

@Natanael_L @chudgar @andybaio
An early version of Excel had an About box with a cute animation of the Lotus 1-2-3 icon getting kicked out of the way by the Excel "XL" icon, leaving some bugs behind it.

Amanda
@chudgar @andybaio bugs, mostly. Oh, and copies of Google Chrome.
Andy Baio

Multiple confirmations that the Bitcoin doc was in Mojave 10.14.0, and wasn't present in High Sierra. Thanks!

Andy Baio

Watching my post (which never mentioned Steve Jobs) spread and mutate into straight disinformation, entirely via Google News search alerts for my name, has been *fascinating*.

Softwarewolf

@andybaio Truly, the internet is the printing press of our times. With all the advantages, disadvantages, and bewilderments that come with it.

Little Rascal 🏴‍☠️

@faoluin @andybaio Breaking News: Softwarewolf says the Internet was invented by Johannes Gutenberg.

Chris Gervais 🎸🥁💻

@andybaio Waiting for the article arguing that Steve Jobs is now actually in the Bitcoin ether attaining sentience on the blockchain and is controlling the weather and inflation

Brett Elliff

@andybaio I was thinking this exact same thing earlier today. It is kind of amazing how it has transformed into this mess.

Brian Dear

@andybaio This is like a perfect storm for the likes of BusinessInsider, the publication that seems never to actually get inside a business and can only guess what businesses are doing, and often does guess, especially if it leads to maximizing clicks, eyeballs, and ad impressions...

webhat

@andybaio Satoshi Nakamura is an anagram of Steve Jobs loves bitcoin, if you squint

Brian Danger Hicks

@andybaio Satoshi has not spent any of the 1.1 million Bitcoin in the wallets known to be his. Steve Jobs has also not spent any of the 1.1 million Bitcoin in the wallets known to be Satoshi's. Case closed.

Functional Adult Human

@andybaio Hell of a leap.

I've been known to use the Communist Manifesto as boilerplate text when mocking up websites.

If a digital archaelogist finds that on some abandoned hard drive in future years, will the press assume Marx was actually a semi-competent web developer in the 00s or something?

DELETED

@andybaio
And this is why we can't have nice things.

jack the nonabrasive

@andybaio in late 2008, he was being treated for pancreatic cancer while running Apple. Not quite sure he had the bandwidth to invent bitcoin.

He was dead almost 7 years when Mojave was released, the first version of macOS with the paper.

SEO knows no shame.

deraven

@andybaio Nice job misdirecting to keep them off your trail, Satoshi.

Jonathan T

@andybaio @cstross Just imagine what's going to happen when Apple add a copy of the actual Steve Jobs to that folder in a future release.

Charlie Stross

@JonnyT @andybaio 10-years-ago-me: BRB, writing a novel in which GPUs are advanced enough by 2033 that macOS 26 ships with a mind upload of Steve Jobs to run on every Mac. It swears at the user a lot and critiques their choice of fonts.

Croom (regular name)

@cstross @JonnyT @andybaio and suggests which fruit juice you should use to treat any terminal illnesses you may have

Tom

@andybaio

ChatGPT will fix this...

It will mutate MUCH faster

Miah Johnson

@andybaio this must be the plot for the third silly Moon Nazis film series (Iron Sky) lol. The second had Steve doing all sorts of weird and people joining his religion "Jobsism".

SOULWIND 🇵🇸

@andybaio damn, i cant believe you found out singlehandedly that steve jobs created macs just for bitcoin and is actually still alive inside the blockchain

Josh (he/his)

@andybaio If I had to invent a class of easily manipulated monied rubes, bitcoin fans would be better than I could ever write.

Xerz! :blobcathearttrans:
@andybaio If you think Bitcoin was invented by Steve Jobs, I'm sad to announce that you have no idea who Steve Jobs was nor what a blockchain is – that's most of the world, of course
Chris Gervais 🎸🥁💻

@andybaio Sooooo…Image Capture.app has been mining in the background this whole time?!

Jason Francis

@andybaio Ew, that is embarrassing. So many better documents they could have chosen, seems like the action of a rogue employee...

Nelson Minar 🧚‍♂️

@andybaio it's like the U2 album but for financial fraud!

Astrid (Certified Server Maid)
@andybaio this definitely feels like something included for diagnostics or troubleshooting
Voline

@andybaio @jsnell Disturbing evidence of a possible cryptobro infestation at Apple. What does Eddie Cue know about this?

DΛNIEL TʘMΛN

@andybaio FWIW the only media file in that folder on High Sierra is test.tiff.

looks like Mojave renamed that to grid.tiff and added the Bitcoin doc along with some other images and PDFs.

I have scanned a few things in my day but never seen cover.jpg before!

Simon Brooke

@andybaio Yes, it is indeed on mine. And I most definitely did't put it there!

quadrivial

@andybaio Just confirmed on my school laptop running Ventura 13.3. Wonder what other goodies Apple hid.

@funnymonkey

Aki the Conqueror 🦓

@andybaio I must subscribe to this post for the (hopefully??) inevitable follow-up explaining who or how or why

Paul Cantrell

@andybaio @mmasnick
People in the replies are reading waaaaaay too much into this.

Paul Cantrell

@andybaio @mmasnick
From a few min of searching: VirtualScanner is a demo project from the Apple developer docs that shows how to implement a scanner driver.
developer.apple.com/library/ar

That project uses embedded dummy images to simulate the scanner input. That’s what the PDF is doing there.

Not sure why VirtualScanner is bundled with macOS, but odds are it’s for testing / troubleshooting. Combine with this from @danstill@mastodon.social, and you can imagine how the PDF ended up in there: mastodon.social/@danstillman/1

@andybaio @mmasnick
From a few min of searching: VirtualScanner is a demo project from the Apple developer docs that shows how to implement a scanner driver.
developer.apple.com/library/ar

Cybarbie

@andybaio a really good backup system for something really important like your BITCOIN PASSWORD MAYBE dundunDUNNHH

shyduroff

@andybaio … this may or may not be interesting; and, or, something, or, nothing …

Virginicus

@andybaio The rest of us don’t get to hunt for Easter eggs until Sunday.

Andy Baio

@albertkinng You don’t think it’s weird that a copy of the Bitcoin whitepaper shipped with every version of macOS for the last 4.5 years?

Albert Kinng :verified:

@andybaio No. Apple has been doing that type of things since the beginning. I remember a hidden game inside the firmware of the first beige PowerMac G3 and when macOS X was introduced they had the whole script of the ‘Here’s to the crazy ones’ ad hidden inside one icon in the computer. I even know why they do these things because of a book I read.

Dan Stillman

@andybaio Pretty sure bitcoin.pdf was the first file that came up in Google for “pdf” around that time — at Zotero we started asking people to use it for testing in late 2016, without having the slightest interest in Bitcoin. Before that we used fw4.pdf, the IRS W-4 form, for the same reason, despite being similarly uninterested in tax withholding.

Sjors Provoost

@danstillman @andybaio I wonder if the PDF was ranking so high because right around that time a couple or journalists starting writing about Craig Wright. That would be ironic since he's been suing people left and right to remove the whitepaper (for obtuse reasons).

For (possibly too much) background:
podcasters.spotify.com/pod/sho

Joël Franusic

@andybaio @Cdespinosa this seems like something you’d find amusing?

Liam

@andybaio its in the latest 14.3 beta too

barbara

@andybaio I recently installed Mojave on a partition using the installer available via Apple so now I've got the whitepaper twice (1x Mojave, 1x Monterey). It doesn't show up when searching with Spotlight, but EasyFind can spot it.

James Henstridge

@andybaio Presumably that "Virtual Scanner II" device is there for testing purposes: they'd be able to run automated tests of the API and applications using the API without needing a real scanner attached (or deal with differences in the output).

It's probably small enough not to bother removing from production builds, and not intended to show up to regular users.

MontyOnTheRun

@andybaio Ugh, can I delete this crap from my machine?

DELETED

@andybaio @HilliTech @stephenrobles Here’s a theory Satoshi Nakamoto was an identity Steve Jobs’ used.

D C Ross

@andybaio

Oh that? It's a load-bearing White Paper. If you remove it, the entire operating system crashes.

jeremiah

@andybaio Just confirmed this on my work computer.

System IV, Building K

@andybaio Whatever this story is about (what? Apple hired a dickhead? Heaven forfend), it’s the diametric opposite of digging up a monolith on the moon.

Andy Baio

@goodthinking What’s your point here? That I shouldn’t have written about it?

System IV, Building K

@andybaio No sir, and I apologize for that understandable, unintended meaning.

See, this is why you write the articles, and I don’t.

I found the *spread* of the story a bit alarmist among some dev follows, even independent of this Jobs nonsense.

Andy Baio

@goodthinking Oh, no worries! I thought you were replying to my original post, not the one about the spread.

System IV, Building K

@andybaio Yeah, sorry. Maybe this is one of those “I need Masto to add QTs!” moments., though I haven’t banged that drum up till now.

I am Jack's Lost 404

@andybaio

...but no actual bitcoins? Thanks for nothing :apple_inc:

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