The solution is to boot to safe mode and delete a driver, which was a routine operation back in the days of windows 95 etc.
If you had a weird graphics config you’d be doing this weekly.
However, I doubt any normies would know how to do this. They’ll need assistance from us weird computer touching people.
Handing computers out like fun-size candy was a huge mistake.
My own preferred solution: leave the fucking things turned off. Stop giving computers to people who shouldn’t have them. Smash the looms. You didn’t need a smartphone anyway, it’s been nothing but hassle. Go outside. Smash the looms. Look at the birds. Meet your neighbours. Smash the looms.
Smash. The looms.