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Josh Simmons

Please take a moment to drink in the :sparkles_pink: absolute spectacle :sparkles_indigo: that is the Brands.town instance: brands.town/explore

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bajoran engineer :python:

@josh holy cow, is this me not hating brand marketing !?!? Coca-Cola has social art that’s endearing and topical that doesn’t make me barf !?

Josh Simmons

@fly00gemini8712 It's too good to be true! TFW the satirists are doing a better job than the actual brands :blobcatoutage:

bajoran engineer :python:

@josh I saw Internet Explorer poking fun at Edge and guffawed. That was funny.

Bernard Monsun

@josh don't know why, but that's not making me laugh

Josh Simmons

@eshate fair enough too, it's also deeply unsettling. It's a helluva cultural commentary.

Katie ✨

@josh that link is amazing

but also your CUSTOM SPARKLE EMOTES OMG! :blobhaj_heart:

Josh Simmons

@glasnt Thank you! :blobcathearts:

I may have spent an unreasonable amount of time spelunking through all the emojo my instance has encountered :sparkles_bi:

But it was so worth it :elmo_fire:

Josh Simmons

@glasnt Right?! :ablobcatneon: There's also :sparkles_trans:, of course.

Truly, the emojo admin page is a dangerous and fun place. I think it was 73 pages long when I went through. More than twice that now O.O

Hannah

@josh is there a way to follow a whole server?

Josh Simmons

@story645 I find myself wondering the same thing 🤣 I think I read somewhere that at least one of the mobile apps makes it possible to view the local timeline on another instance.

I am definitely adding some of these to my lists of oddities :blobcatspace:

Carey :blobcatverified:

@story645 @josh You can follow the admin @haichqueue to get a sampling of what's going on.

Jeroen

@haichqueue@brands.town @carey @josh @story645 not if you’re on mastodon.social. They deferated the server bc of spam. For me a reason to move to another instance.

Kyrabe Stories

@josh I clicked over and was thoroughly, yet satisfyingly confused by what I just scrolled through. 😆

kurtsh

@josh This may inadvertently be justifying one of the concerns about Mastodon, is it not? While parody is awesome (and I did a lot of spittakes while reading the local feed) no trusted certifying authority means feeding the lawyers everywhere... and God knows, nobody wants that.

Josh Simmons

@kurtsh Yeah that local feed is something, right?

There's def a new learning curve in verifying authenticity, but I think it'll shake out alright. What I'm seeing suggests that brands will use their domain names as their mark of authenticity.

CritteRo 🇪🇺

@kurtsh @josh I mean, there are 2 main ways to "verify" your account.

* Start your own instance. Nobody can claim the CNN.com domain, which means account created there are genuine CNN accounts.

* Add link to your website on your profile, and the link to Mastodon on your website. This will verify the website as being yours.

In my opinion this makes more sense than a funny emoji next to your name.

Josh Simmons

@crittero right, I suspect we'll see brands using their own domain names as a sign of authenticity. @kurtsh

SallyBlack

@josh
Omg how does one save/bookmark an entire instance??? What a fun place that is!

Fili :verified:

@josh is that real? haven't seen any verified links, some of the different company toots makes you wonder if a PR person from that company would approve that.

Josh Simmons

@fili oh it is all satire for sure 😀

Brynawel

@josh
Hilarious!
How can I subscribe to that whole instance?

Josh Simmons

@Brynawel oh good question! I'm not sure on the web but the mobile Fedilab app allows you to add a public timeline from another instance.

Jacob Moena 🇩🇰

@josh my autistic ass blocked the entire instance thinking it was real 😂 *unblocked* This is fabulous! 😁 🔥

Josh Simmons

@jacmoe you're not the only one who thought it was real at first 🤣 it's a quality send up!

John Lusk

@josh

Glorious. I'm sure they're buried under cease-and-desist letters, and they'll be gone soon, but in the meantime... 🤣

@Jessicadscott09

Szymon Nowicki

@josh is it legit or some bot reposting everything those brands post on twitter?

Jeroen

@josh I don't understand why mastodon.social deferated them. I'll move in a few days.

MishaVelthuis

@josh ah ok. Then I am disappointed. In myself for being naive, and in those brands for not being as fedi as I thought.

Stephen

@josh It is indeed a spectacle I enjoyed. Can I follow this feed somehow?

Josh Simmons

@Sgcrawford Someone recommended following @haichqueue to get a sampling, which would then put their instance in your federated feed.

Another approach: on Fedilab Android app you can add the public timeline from another instance to your list of timelines.

Rokosun

@josh Wow, I'm amazed by the amount of effort and dedication internet users put into pranks like this!

Josh Simmons

@futureisfoss Right?! Really, I'm in awe. Brings me so much joy 🤣

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@josh @aral sorry if I didn't get the sarcasm or if it is a misunderstanding, but this instance is fake and very misleading. there is no indication these are satirical corporate accounts. imo, this instance should be blocked.

Josh Simmons

@rodrigopio @aral Yeah, it is entirely satire and I believe some instances have chosen to block it.

I'm of many minds but I'll probably leave it unblocked on my single user instance. To me, it's a great provocation and cultural critique – and occasionally hilarious 😆

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@josh

@aral

Once you get the idea it is kinda funny 😄

But they should explicitly say that it is satire, imo. Many people will think those are the real profiles, specially because in some posts they try to mimic what a company would say in the fedi.

Voline

@josh
This sort of thing will make the Fediverse unsafe for brands! This is going to chase off advertisers.

Rémi Letot

@josh ahaaa, I've been laughing/crying for 10 minutes straight now, and no sign of calming down... thanks a very big lot for that, this is absolute pure genius ! 😂

Josh Simmons

@RLetot 🤣🤣🤣 my pleasure, so glad other folks find it as hilarious as I do 🤣

Rémi Letot

@josh I'm just sad it's not possible to follow the entire instance, I can't chose what to follow, it's just glorious 🙂

Josh Simmons

@RLetot totally! Some folks recommend following @haichqueue to get a sampling in your home feed which will then get their instance in your federated feed.

Also, if you use Fedilab mobile app, you can add public timeline of any instance, which is very handy!

Rémi Letot

@josh haichqueue, I had to read that one twice to get it... now I'm reading «New tip for incoming brands: be sure to add a :verified: icon to your username, to indicate that you are trusted by Brands Town!» and I'm crying again, don't do that ! @haichqueue

Josh Simmons

@RLetot LOL yeah. I confess it took me about half a day before I got the joke in the handle 🤣 @haichqueue

Mrs Magic

@josh This is brilliant! Thanks for sharing it 😂🤣

Josh Simmons

@mrsmagic You are so welcome, I'm glad folks find it as hilarious as I do 🤣

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