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Erik Uden ๐Ÿ‘

The peach emoji (๐Ÿ‘) has been mistreated.

Far right people use it to spread hatred under the banner of โ€œfreeze peach โ„๐Ÿ‘โ€ (free speach).

Horny people use it to convey ungodly things.

It's time to reclaim the emoji. Make it stand for what it was always about: the crunchy peach movement ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฅ. #CrunchyPeaches

Peaches were never meant to be soft or watery โ€” free the peach!

25 comments
๐ŸŒธLilyana Marie๐ŸŒธ

@ErikUden Move into the country.....gonna eat a lot of peaches....

Gordon Fawks

@ErikUden
Uh...

....um...

...I was taking it as a comment on their sex lives.

Erik Uden ๐Ÿ‘

@GordonFawks no. This is about the literal peach. This is exactly what I've been talking ab- where you even listening??

Gordon Fawks

@ErikUden But nice, ripe, fuzzy peaches! Who would want to freeze peaches? Or crunchy peaches?!

Crunchy Nectarines, other...

Jenna ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

@ErikUden

Crunchy peaches?! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

You cannot mean this literallyโ€ฆ can you?

Erik Uden ๐Ÿ‘

People outside of Germany do not know that this clip was so offensive that it was displayed on national television to mock me (not kidding)

Tenkoman

@ErikUden Dessert-Kochbuch โ€ž42 ways to crunch peachesโ€œ, wann?

Erik Uden ๐Ÿ‘

@agatha accept the truth. Accept the peach in its ideal form. You may not like it.

agatha :v_trans: :v_lesbian:

@ErikUden this is what peak peach performance looks like

Gordon Fawks

@ErikUden my dude, that sounds like an apple. And I should know about apples. ๐Ÿด

funbaker #AssangeIsNotGuilty

@ErikUden Eventuell bekam ich gerade eine gewisse musikalische Idee...

Jenna ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

@ErikUden

lol I loved the video, thank you ๐Ÿ˜‚

But I have to disagree! I want my peaches so juicy I canโ€™t wear white when eating them, and that means they need to be soft and oh so flavourful.

nichu42

@ErikUden You are confusing something... Crunchy peaches are an ungodly thing.

Erik Uden ๐Ÿ‘

@nichu42 when our movement is successful this opinion of yours will be eradicated off the face of the earth (/s). Peaches should be crunchy like humans have rights.

nichu42

@ErikUden Enough is enough. I've reported you to the admin of mastodon.de
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