@ErikUden Crunchy peaches?! 😱 You cannot mean this...

Crunchy peaches?! 😱

You cannot mean this literally… can you?

Like 14 March at 13:20 | Wall-to-wall | Open on mindly.social

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I quite literally mean it. It is crunchy.

14 March at 13:30 | Open on mastodon.de

People outside of Germany do not know that this clip was so offensive that it was displayed on national television to mock me (not kidding)

14 March at 13:31 | Open on mastodon.de

Tenkoman

@ErikUden Dessert-Kochbuch „42 ways to crunch peaches“, wann?

14 March at 13:32 | Open on sueden.social

@ErikUden this is extremely distressing to watch

14 March at 13:35 | Open on tech.lgbt

@agatha accept the truth. Accept the peach in its ideal form. You may not like it.

14 March at 13:37 | Open on mastodon.de

@ErikUden this is what peak peach performance looks like

14 March at 13:39 | Open on tech.lgbt

@ErikUden my dude, that sounds like an apple. And I should know about apples. 🐴

14 March at 13:41 | Open on rubber.social

@ErikUden Eventuell bekam ich gerade eine gewisse musikalische Idee...

14 March at 13:44 | Open on chaos.social

lol I loved the video, thank you 😂

But I have to disagree! I want my peaches so juicy I can’t wear white when eating them, and that means they need to be soft and oh so flavourful.

14 March at 14:01 | Open on mindly.social