I quite literally mean it. It is crunchy. #CrunchyPeaches...

I quite literally mean it. It is crunchy.

Like 14 March at 13:30 | Open on mastodon.de

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People outside of Germany do not know that this clip was so offensive that it was displayed on national television to mock me (not kidding)

14 March at 13:31 | Open on mastodon.de

Tenkoman

@ErikUden Dessert-Kochbuch „42 ways to crunch peaches“, wann?

14 March at 13:32 | Open on sueden.social

@ErikUden this is extremely distressing to watch

14 March at 13:35 | Open on tech.lgbt

@agatha accept the truth. Accept the peach in its ideal form. You may not like it.

14 March at 13:37 | Open on mastodon.de

@ErikUden this is what peak peach performance looks like

14 March at 13:39 | Open on tech.lgbt

@ErikUden my dude, that sounds like an apple. And I should know about apples. 🐴

14 March at 13:41 | Open on rubber.social

@ErikUden Eventuell bekam ich gerade eine gewisse musikalische Idee...

14 March at 13:44 | Open on chaos.social

lol I loved the video, thank you 😂

But I have to disagree! I want my peaches so juicy I can’t wear white when eating them, and that means they need to be soft and oh so flavourful.

14 March at 14:01 | Open on mindly.social