This was posted to an audiophile FB group I'm in for work and it's triggered everyone.
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@1000millimeter @Sevoris @oppen Copper has too much resistivity. It needs to be silver. They CAN hear the difference, really they can. @naught101 to be fair one poster did say it's worth spending money up to a point then the finishing returns kick in. @oppen @naught101 @codinghorror Most #Infosec people remind me of audiophiles. They are both communities that have made great strides in one narrow area (speakers, encryption) and then tried to apply that exact same process to all the adjacent areas (cables & amps, threat models & operating systems). What you end up with is some kind of tragic performative art that has enough kernels of truth in it to keep perpetuating. @codinghorror Don't forget the tube amps. You gotta have more than just tuned electrons, you need to shoot them out of cathode guns as well. I mean, tube amps do look cool. Also they are good for distortion (not something you want as an audiophile, presumably) @naught101 @codinghorror @tasket Nobody needs a beautiful design when Class-A can heat the living room ;) @codinghorror OTOH, I would welcome a return of the audiophile dominance of 25ya in exchange for the gaming-rig-overclocker subculture (which eventually fed into the cryptomining movement) becoming an obscure oddity. Audiophiles are harmless by comparison. @naught101 @oppen I don't think they know what they're listening to, even. I read one hifi review where they described the Chemical Brothers as 'clean minimal electronica' or some such. They use more distortion and limiting than Led Zeppelin ever did! @Weedkiller @oppen a telecommunication engineer dies every time this question is made ⚰️ 😁 @Weedkiller @oppen The ones with gold plated ends and oxygen free plastic fiber @oppen While I'm not an audiophile, I do test headphones with Beethoven's 7th and The Who's Won't Get Fooled Again. @skepticsbookoflists was chatting to some colleagues last week about this, now I've got a fairly decent low to mid-range setup at home I understand why audiophiles come to the listening room at work and play old prog rock, if I play some Caravan or other Canterbury scene band it really shows off the sound @oppen @Eetschrijver An audiophile is someone who has 27 speakers and one test-record. I remember a picture of superdupermegaexpensive speakers, huge ones, with ultrateramega amps in a tiny glass greenhouse ( it wasn't a joke, the bloke thought it was OK). @SuperMoosie That one is such a heartbreaker. There but for the grace of god go I. @oppen @oppen I remember shopping for speakers with my sister once (way back when that was a thing you did) and two stereo bros laughed at us when they heard my sister say that a pair of speakers was too ugly to put in her room and I knew immediately that these guys would never, ever have a girlfriend. I heard this exact statement from a salesperson in just such a store. He had stopped buying expensive stuff. not sure if this is true for decades, starting maybe in 1960s, this guy had a standing offer of US $10,000 (a lot of money back then) to anyone who could, in a blind test, show there stereo system outperformed a 2,000 dollar system, which at the time was reasonable hi end @oppen I saw the truth of this firsthand, when my brother brought me along to visit his friend's audiophile shop and "auditioned" my band's new CD on various gear there. Completely true. Also, too many fancy houses with fancy home theaters seem to have been built to show off the theatre and the stadium seating and the big sound and the slick lighting and the laser projection and the tell is always the screen: small, dinky, surrounded by cosmetic wall coverings. The least important thing is the movie for these folks, lol! For example: @brianstorms @oppen omg that sectional. Half the audience will walk out with frozen shoulders. @oppen Doing a bit of DuckDuckGo-ing, we found out that this isn't actually a quote from Alan Parsons. This Boing Boing article about an Alan Parsons interview cites it correctly - it's actually a quip by Slashdot user Tackhead. @oppen I work in a record store and goddamn if it ain't The Truth. Dudes come in and drop $300 on some hard-to-get Mobile Fidelity record and when you ask them what they thought of it, they wanna talk about their speaker cables, or the wood plank their turntable sits on, or some other arcane shit that has nothing to do with the music. I just bought FIVE (5!) MoFi copies of "Highway 61 Revisited" off a guy because "they're not quiet enough". WTF is he listening to??? @oppen Most recorded media isn't that good to warrant a huge expense for equipment to play it on. @oppen@merveilles.town So true and it's hard to figure out if any of the Hi-Fi product are just overpriced or a decent price. It's so annoying seeing audiophiles/Home Theater YouTube's videos showing expensive equipment and not enough for people like me who are on a budget and don't have that much money to cash on the "high-end" @oppen it may be true in a sense, but after audiophiles listen to their equip long enough and choose what meakes them happier than others, they will just settle in and start listening to music until their set up rots or breaks in some way. @oppen Yeah. One of the many reasons I do not like to call myself an #audiophile or a CD collector 😉 I love #music and I only buy CDs I know I'll listen to. And I'm pretty much aware the law of diminishing returns: https://peter.czanik.hu/posts/lie-just-a-little-more/ If I wanted a new hifi with audible improvement, that would cost almost a year worth of salary for me. I am happy with my current setup, which is a fraction of that price 😜 @oppen This unexpectedly blew up. Sorry if I don't reply to everyone, if I hadn't muted the thread I'd have had over 1000 notifications by now. New followers: prepare to be disappointed. Alan Parsons didn’t say this; a commenter on Slashdot on a post about Alan Parsons said it: https://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2663265&cid=38987087 The Slashdot post links to an Alan Parsons interview in which he says nothing like this. @oppen Reminds me of this post about how hobbies can be broken into a matrix based on whether you like the hobby or the gear, and whether you like doing it or just discussing it. @oppen @oppen My brother, an audiophile, responded: "Audiophiles don't listen to Alan Parsons." To which I replied: "Exactly. They listen to their equipment." @oppen Douglas Adam once said ... I don't. Transparent sounding reached for as far I need. So I can't hear the equipment. If I hear it it's a failure. @oppen if you're not listening to it in the original 10w practice amp then you're not experiencing the musician's original mixing. @oppen The audiophile subculture would be such an interesting topic to study. It probably has been studied in terms of cultural history quite a bit. @oppen |
@oppen oohh this is so true! 🤯