This feels like the message you receive in your subconscious from an alien race while trapped in a dystopian scifi film

The Brazil Twitter saga gets better. Musk decided to pay the fines, right, so the platform could operate again in the country.

Except. Erm. Well, the lawyers paid all $5.3 mil into the wrong bank account. There is some other bank account out there with millions of reals out there, courtesy of Twitter.

Due to this, the case review for Twitter in Brazil has been postponed even further.

Masterful gambit.

My prediction of the results for Japan’s parliamentary elections for the Lower House on 27 Oct 2024

Just witnessed an Australian MP say in Parliament “chat, is this prime minister serious?” and then follow up by saying “sometimes I feel like he’s the CEO of Ohio”

I love how “Wi-Fi” is just a branding exercise with no actual meaning, they just wanted it to sound like the word “Hi-Fi”.

Wi-Fi doesn’t stand for “wireless fidelity”. That term doesn’t mean anything. It just is “Wi-Fi”.

Apparently Gura, the shark Vtuber, sang at a baseball game. The cuteness was so extreme that the team that was playing at home started winning and the other team started stumbling despite being well up in the score.

So that means her singing gave a buff to her team, like some kind of bard. Impressive.

All the boomers probably loved her for the rallying effect she had on their team.

No Game No Life was right: you should fight for cuteness.

This is unintentionally hilarious

cc @mtr

In the latest patch notes for Cities Skylines II, the developers had to remove landlords from the game because they ruined the rental market for in-game citizens by increasing the rent to maximum.

Google Pay is finally dead. I think. Well, either way, look at this family tree for Google’s payment app – at one time there were three apps called Google Pay that did different things.

What a functional company.

I have now made a Fediverse-only lane sign and a end of Fediverse-only lane sign, compliant with the internationally-agreed Vienna Conventions on Road Signs

(this is a modification of the bus-only lane and end of bus lane signs in the UK)

RE: https://labyrinth.zone/objects/b29c68e3-00ca-4b4a-9893-ae636994d2d3

Here’s a Fediverse Zone sign, compliant with the internationally-agreed Vienna Conventions on Road Signs

(This is a modification on the Low Traffic Zone sign)

RE: https://labyrinth.zone/objects/b62377ee-560a-4924-848d-26eb13bf31f4

Here are some common acronyms used by tech companies in 2024, and what they mean.

AI = Always Inaccurate

AGI = A Guy in India

LLM = Large Lying Model

GPT = Great at Producing Trash

Remembering this conversation with my friend

Pick your web browser!

- Google Adware
- Microsoft Adware
- Crypto Adware
- Relatable Gamer Browser Adware
- This Came Default On Your MacBook
- Only Exists So Google Doesn’t Get Regulated

@a1ba Possibly the most iconic moment of the House Select Committee on Human Rights

The context is even better. This is the SNP MP Joanna Cherry saying that this image was sent to her on Twitter and was offensive… And she was complaining about it to the then-Head of Public Policy at Twitter UK

She literally Karen’d a senior Twitter executive about a tweet someone sent her

RE: https://suya.place/objects/d3d4ee7f-4d69-48f7-9859-21a2c607e236

Inside you there are two wolves

I am going to add a third.

I am so good at photography, aren’t I?

📸ƒ/2.8 • 1/60 • 18 mm • ISO76