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Yaseen :neocat_flag_agender: 🏳️‍⚧️

This feels like the message you receive in your subconscious from an alien race while trapped in a dystopian scifi film

Yaseen :neocat_flag_agender: 🏳️‍⚧️

The Brazil Twitter saga gets better. Musk decided to pay the fines, right, so the platform could operate again in the country.

Except. Erm. Well, the lawyers paid all $5.3 mil into the wrong bank account. There is some other bank account out there with millions of reals out there, courtesy of Twitter.

Due to this, the case review for Twitter in Brazil has been postponed even further.

Masterful gambit.

Yaseen :neocat_flag_agender: 🏳️‍⚧️

My prediction of the results for Japan’s parliamentary elections for the Lower House on 27 Oct 2024

Election map of Japan. It shows that all FPTP and PR regional seats have been awarded to Miku. There is a smiling Miku at the bottom of the map, who is making two peace signs.
Yaseen :neocat_flag_agender: 🏳️‍⚧️

Just witnessed an Australian MP say in Parliament “chat, is this prime minister serious?” and then follow up by saying “sometimes I feel like he’s the CEO of Ohio”

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I love how “Wi-Fi” is just a branding exercise with no actual meaning, they just wanted it to sound like the word “Hi-Fi”.

Wi-Fi doesn’t stand for “wireless fidelity”. That term doesn’t mean anything. It just is “Wi-Fi”.

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Here's a list of fedi software and their abbreviations

mstdn/masto = Mastodon
ak/akko = Akkoma
ice = Iceshrimp
mk = Misskey
gts = Go to Social
shonk/sk = Sharkey
pl = Poland
Here's a list of fedi software and their abbreviations

mstdn/masto = Mastodon
ak/akko = Akkoma
ice = Iceshrimp
Yaseen :neocat_flag_agender: 🏳️‍⚧️

Apparently Gura, the shark Vtuber, sang at a baseball game. The cuteness was so extreme that the team that was playing at home started winning and the other team started stumbling despite being well up in the score.

So that means her singing gave a buff to her team, like some kind of bard. Impressive.

All the boomers probably loved her for the rallying effect she had on their team.

No Game No Life was right: you should fight for cuteness.

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In the latest patch notes for Cities Skylines II, the developers had to remove landlords from the game because they ruined the rental market for in-game citizens by increasing the rent to maximum.

Yaseen :neocat_flag_agender: 🏳️‍⚧️

The solution? Tenants are now jointly-responsible for the upkeep of the property, which IRL we would call a Commonhold property. Lmao.

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Google Pay is finally dead. I think. Well, either way, look at this family tree for Google’s payment app – at one time there were three apps called Google Pay that did different things.

What a functional company.

Chart of Google's payment apps.

It begins with Checkout, then Wallet, then Wallet, which splits into Pay Send and Android Pay. Android Pay becomes Google Pay, which then becomes Google Wallet.

On the right is Tez, which becomes Google Pay (but a different one!) before becoming Google Wallet.
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Google Wallet should not be confused with Google Wallet and Google Pay should not be confused with Google Pay

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I have now made a Fediverse-only lane sign and a end of Fediverse-only lane sign, compliant with the internationally-agreed Vienna Conventions on Road Signs

(this is a modification of the bus-only lane and end of bus lane signs in the UK)

RE: https://labyrinth.zone/objects/b29c68e3-00ca-4b4a-9893-ae636994d2d3

Sign warning you of a lane. It has a blue backing, with a Fediverse logo in the lane.
End of Fediverse lane sign. It has a blue backing.
WerySkok :verified_think:

@yassie_j hm, in Russia we have such signs for bus lanes:

Yaseen :neocat_flag_agender: 🏳️‍⚧️

Here’s a Fediverse Zone sign, compliant with the internationally-agreed Vienna Conventions on Road Signs

(This is a modification on the Low Traffic Zone sign)

RE: https://labyrinth.zone/objects/b62377ee-560a-4924-848d-26eb13bf31f4

Fediverse zone sign. The Fedi logo is in white on a blue circle, with the word ZONE underneath.
Yaseen :neocat_flag_agender: 🏳️‍⚧️

Here are some common acronyms used by tech companies in 2024, and what they mean.

AI = Always Inaccurate

AGI = A Guy in India

LLM = Large Lying Model

GPT = Great at Producing Trash

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Pick your web browser!

- Google Adware
- Microsoft Adware
- Crypto Adware
- Relatable Gamer Browser Adware
- This Came Default On Your MacBook
- Only Exists So Google Doesn’t Get Regulated

Yaseen :neocat_flag_agender: 🏳️‍⚧️

@a1ba Possibly the most iconic moment of the House Select Committee on Human Rights

The context is even better. This is the SNP MP Joanna Cherry saying that this image was sent to her on Twitter and was offensive… And she was complaining about it to the then-Head of Public Policy at Twitter UK

She literally Karen’d a senior Twitter executive about a tweet someone sent her

RE: https://suya.place/objects/d3d4ee7f-4d69-48f7-9859-21a2c607e236

Yaseen :neocat_flag_agender: 🏳️‍⚧️

Inside you there are two wolves

I am going to add a third.

Luna Ielenia :nc_t:​:nc_ace:​:nc_ambi: (Luna)

@yassie_j@labyrinth.zone Inside you there are two wolves.
Sorry about the transporter malfunction
- Chief Miles O'Brien

- posted by Ielenia

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I am so good at photography, aren’t I?

📸ƒ/2.8 • 1/60 • 18 mm • ISO76

Portrait photo of a cat. it is in focus, but at the furthest point of the viewpoint. It appears to be sitting at the top of a tree. It is framed by leaves and branches. The branches closer to the camera are out of focus, giving a sharp depth of field effect.
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